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Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any?digger wrote:I bet you're considering it thoughN1AFC wrote:Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.
They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.
Just a thought.
If she really loved him she'd do it.digger wrote:It's been a long day.... She'd only need to nosh 300 people off
£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.
Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money?
If she really loved him she'd get her rich parents to lend him the fucking money!Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:If she really loved him she'd do it.digger wrote:
£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.
Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money?
If she had rich parents she wouldnt be with a broke student. Trust me I have tried!!!N1AFC wrote:If she really loved him she'd get her rich parents to lend him the fucking money!Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:If she really loved him she'd do it.digger wrote:
£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.
Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money?
Oh well, on her back it is then!seamoisalegend wrote: If she had rich parents she wouldnt be with a broke student. Trust me I have tried!!!
Apologies, N1N1AFC wrote:Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.
They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.
Just a thought.
It's me age. And worrying about the idea of lending money to somebody. The last time I did that, it was a ten bob note. And I'm still waiting for repayment. 
I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwichN1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any?
Fucking hell thanks for planting that nice thought....digger wrote:I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwichN1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any?
thats me off my food for the weekend then 
No worries mate, what a fucking place to come asking for money...not like it's a fucking tenner either. I don't even lend money to my mrs....but I am Scottisholgitgooner wrote:Apologies, N1N1AFC wrote:Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.
They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.
Just a thought.
You'll never look at Coq au Vin in the same way againN1AFC wrote:Fucking hell thanks for planting that nice thought....digger wrote:I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwichN1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any?
digger wrote:You'll never look at Coq au Vin in the same way againN1AFC wrote:Fucking hell thanks for planting that nice thought....digger wrote:I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwichN1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any?
What - and miss out on giving all those blow jobs?N1AFC wrote:If she really loved him she'd get her rich parents to lend him the fucking money!Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:If she really loved him she'd do it.digger wrote:
£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.
Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money?
Now that would be really selfish!!! 
NBN wrote:Not sure you'd get too many takers.mrgnu1958 wrote:Look..im deadly serious here..If i was really down and out,id just go and sell me Arse.
SORTED!!!
There are many easy ways to make £3000. The standard rate for doing a porno is £500 so 6 fucks and your sorted. The average haul when ram-raiding an off-licence is £5000 so you only need to do that once and will have enough for a nice holiday left over. Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.
