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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds

Can we make SamiS a mod first?

You also need some sense in the first place to be rogered senseless

Good point Flash. Maybe he could end up rogering ds senseless instead! As in she wouldn't feel a thing!

What a way to break your duck though, with the woman responsible for making more cherries go pop than Dr Pepper!

DB10GOONER wrote:In work til 6.15 tonight so went to the shop next door for a can of red bull and some junkie cuntah just walked up to the front door of my building and fucking puked all over it. And it was that bright yellowish brown puke junkies have too! Fucking stink!

Have to admit I was sorely tempted to batter the fucking geebag but fuck knows what you might catch off those dirty animals. One of our poor Service Officers is down there now cleaning that filth off the front door...

Swear to God, I love this city, but we really need to do a major cull on some of its inhabitants...

I say we start with the junkies then move onto the culchie goat rapists up here robbing our jobs!!

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:On the subject of arseholes - we took our 18 month old son William to the docs yesterday for his MMR jab. As usual we had to wait for ages so little un got bored and started running around.

After chasing him and taking him back to the wife, I had nowhere to park my arse as some right proper chav had nicked my seat. I could see a look of terror on wifey's face so knew straight away that something wasn't right. The chav in my seat was as high as a kite and looking for a fight - just what you need on a Thursday morning.

Trying to earn a few brownie points (and maybe an extra shag ) I squeezed my self in between wife and chav and he leant across me, breath stinking of alcohol / heroin and God knows what and said in a loud voice -

"ere mate. What d'you think of me being chucked out of Pentonville Prison in norf London this morning wiv no money?"

All I could say was "terrible mate".

Thinking he'd found a soul mate he went on -

"and I've been chucked out of Belmarsh, Wormwood Scrubs - twice, Full Sutton, Wandsworth, Highdown, Woodhill - three times and . . . . . ."

At that point I lost the will to live but luckily the wife's mobile rang and William ran off again - after I kicked him up the arse!! Chav then went and started abusing the staff before stumbling out into the street. I should've said "stop getting caught then you silly c**t" but good lines never come to you at the time do they????

And I didn't want to get stabbed before the Chelsea game. . . . . . . .

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:On the subject of arseholes - we took our 18 month old son William to the docs yesterday for his MMR jab. As usual we had to wait for ages so little un got bored and started running around.

After chasing him and taking him back to the wife, I had nowhere to park my arse as some right proper chav had nicked my seat. I could see a look of terror on wifey's face so knew straight away that something wasn't right. The chav in my seat was as high as a kite and looking for a fight - just what you need on a Thursday morning.

Trying to earn a few brownie points (and maybe an extra shag ) I squeezed my self in between wife and chav and he leant across me, breath stinking of alcohol / heroin and God knows what and said in a loud voice...

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:On the subject of arseholes - we took our 18 month old son William to the docs yesterday for his MMR jab. As usual we had to wait for ages so little un got bored and started running around.

After chasing him and taking him back to the wife, I had nowhere to park my arse as some right proper chav had nicked my seat. I could see a look of terror on wifey's face so knew straight away that something wasn't right. The chav in my seat was as high as a kite and looking for a fight - just what you need on a Thursday morning.

Trying to earn a few brownie points (and maybe an extra shag ) I squeezed my self in between wife and chav and he leant across me, breath stinking of alcohol / heroin and God knows what and said in a loud voice...

Why did you want to shag this chav bloke?

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:On the subject of arseholes - we took our 18 month old son William to the docs yesterday for his MMR jab. As usual we had to wait for ages so little un got bored and started running around.

After chasing him and taking him back to the wife, I had nowhere to park my arse as some right proper chav had nicked my seat. I could see a look of terror on wifey's face so knew straight away that something wasn't right. The chav in my seat was as high as a kite and looking for a fight - just what you need on a Thursday morning.

Trying to earn a few brownie points (and maybe an extra shag ) I squeezed my self in between wife and chav and he leant across me, breath stinking of alcohol / heroin and God knows what and said in a loud voice...

Why did you want to shag this chav bloke?

Quality!!

I checked that post 3 times and didn't see that!!

It must have been his piss stained track-suit. Or maybe his fingers - they were stained black - not ciggie yellow but black. Feck knows what he'd taken that morning.

A piss stained trackie always does it for me. . . . . . . .

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:On the subject of arseholes - we took our 18 month old son William to the docs yesterday for his MMR jab. As usual we had to wait for ages so little un got bored and started running around.

After chasing him and taking him back to the wife, I had nowhere to park my arse as some right proper chav had nicked my seat. I could see a look of terror on wifey's face so knew straight away that something wasn't right. The chav in my seat was as high as a kite and looking for a fight - just what you need on a Thursday morning.

Trying to earn a few brownie points (and maybe an extra shag ) I squeezed my self in between wife and chav and he leant across me, breath stinking of alcohol / heroin and God knows what and said in a loud voice...

Why did you want to shag this chav bloke?

Quality!!

I checked that post 3 times and didn't see that!!

It must have been his piss stained track-suit. Or maybe his fingers - they were stained black - not ciggie yellow but black. Feck knows what he'd taken that morning.

A piss stained trackie always does it for me. . . . . . . .

You should meet up with ds sometime, Spuddy's told me she takes that look one step further. Apparently, she's been known to put the shell in shell suit with a turtlehead or two!

Hey, if I'm gonna go I may as well go down fighting!

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:In work til 6.15 tonight so went to the shop next door for a can of red bull and some junkie cuntah just walked up to the front door of my building and fucking puked all over it. And it was that bright yellowish brown puke junkies have too! Fucking stink!

Have to admit I was sorely tempted to batter the fucking geebag but fuck knows what you might catch off those dirty animals. One of our poor Service Officers is down there now cleaning that filth off the front door...

Swear to God, I love this city, but we really need to do a major cull on some of its inhabitants...

I say we start with the junkies then move onto the culchie goat rapists up here robbing our jobs!!

mrgnu1958 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:In work til 6.15 tonight so went to the shop next door for a can of red bull and some junkie cuntah just walked up to the front door of my building and fucking puked all over it. And it was that bright yellowish brown puke junkies have too! Fucking stink!

Have to admit I was sorely tempted to batter the fucking geebag but fuck knows what you might catch off those dirty animals. One of our poor Service Officers is down there now cleaning that filth off the front door...

Swear to God, I love this city, but we really need to do a major cull on some of its inhabitants...

I say we start with the junkies then move onto the culchie goat rapists up here robbing our jobs!!

The lovely scotty is a probation officer and has seen it all.

DB10GOONER wrote:In work til 6.15 tonight so went to the shop next door for a can of red bull and some junkie cuntah just walked up to the front door of my building and fucking puked all over it. And it was that bright yellowish brown puke junkies have too! Fucking stink!

Have to admit I was sorely tempted to batter the fucking geebag but fuck knows what you might catch off those dirty animals. One of our poor Service Officers is down there now cleaning that filth off the front door...

Swear to God, I love this city, but we really need to do a major cull on some of its inhabitants...

I say we start with the junkies then move onto the culchie goat rapists up here robbing our jobs!!

mcdowell42 wrote:And what the fuck is a service officer is that a fancy name for cleaners