Almunia: A decent enough shot stopper but a headless chicken coming out of the area, poor distribution and a fear of crosses greater than the Prince of Darkness
Sagna : Good defender but because of his size a bit suspect in the air, great running forward but fancies a cross as much as an athiest
Gallas : Pretty quick and a decent tackler, can be a tad rash at times in the box. Pops up with a few goals each season. Prone to crying when a little upset.
Vermaelen : A left peg that Daniel Day Lewis would be happy to make a film about, strong defender, great shot on him, the bargain of the summer transfers!
Silvestre : Large forehead, scared of cats called Sylvester, great experience, poor in most other areas.
Song: The most improved Arsenal player....but from where he was starting from, that wasn't too difficult. Has been excellent this season. Runs like a retard though...lolloping rather than sprinting...strange!
Ramsey: Highly promising. Technically gifted, gives the ball away a bit too often at the moment but he's not that baaaad. Girlfriend wears a lot of wool evidently
Fabregas : World class, excellent vision, passing and a real goal threat. A true Gooner. Advertises on 'Plenty of Fish' because he's lonely and wants a top quality partner
Nasri : Technically gifted but inconsistent. Highlights of the season....are normally in his hair but it's all one colour again at the moment. Could become a Gooner great
Walcott : Chases a ball at the speed of a horse running the grand national......and then falls over and hurts himself like said horse falling at Beechers Brook. Possibly made of butter, but I won't take any spread bets on it
Arshavin : Truly world class. you can see this guy is a couple of seconds ahead of everyone in his thinking. Can do nothing for 89 mins then hit the winner with a great piece of magic. He is Gooner.
Possible other starters:
Diaby : Nicknamed 'Snoop' by the other players, not because of his favourite music, he just chases his tail round and round like a dog. Possibly brain dead. Deadly in front of goal......his own unfortunately.
Eduardo : Got his big break some time ago. Quality in front of goal but definitely not a lone striker! Not sure he'll ever be a regular at Arsenal but will always score goals.
Denilson - AKA the Crab, always going sideways. Got arrested last year for possession but it didn't go to court because he'd lost it.
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Omg, so many puns, looooolTeeCee wrote:Almunia: A decent enough shot stopper but a headless chicken coming out of the area, poor distribution and a fear of crosses greater than the Prince of Darkness
Sagna : Good defender but because of his size a bit suspect in the air, great running forward but fancies a cross as much as an athiest
Gallas : Pretty quick and a decent tackler, can be a tad rash at times in the box. Pops up with a few goals each season. Prone to crying when a little upset.
Vermaelen : A left peg that Daniel Day Lewis would be happy to make a film about, strong defender, great shot on him, the bargain of the summer transfers!
Silvestre : Large forehead, scared of cats called Sylvester, great experience, poor in most other areas.
Song: The most improved Arsenal player....but from where he was starting from, that wasn't too difficult. Has been excellent this season. Runs like a retard though...lolloping rather than sprinting...strange!
Ramsey: Highly promising. Technically gifted, gives the ball away a bit too often at the moment but he's not that baaaad. Girlfriend wears a lot of wool evidently
Fabregas : World class, excellent vision, passing and a real goal threat. A true Gooner. Advertises on 'Plenty of Fish' because he's lonely and wants a top quality partner
Nasri : Technically gifted but inconsistent. Highlights of the season....are normally in his hair but it's all one colour again at the moment. Could become a Gooner great
Walcott : Chases a ball at the speed of a horse running the grand national......and then falls over and hurts himself like said horse falling at Beechers Brook. Possibly made of butter, but I won't take any spread bets on it
Arshavin : Truly world class. you can see this guy is a couple of seconds ahead of everyone in his thinking. Can do nothing for 89 mins then hit the winner with a great piece of magic. He is Gooner.
Possible other starters:
Diaby : Nicknamed 'Snoop' by the other players, not because of his favourite music, he just chases his tail round and round like a dog. Possibly brain dead. Deadly in front of goal......his own unfortunately.
Eduardo : Got his big break some time ago. Quality in front of goal but definitely not a lone striker! Not sure he'll ever be a regular at Arsenal but will always score goals.
Denilson - AKA the Crab, always going sideways. Got arrested last year for possession but it didn't go to court because he'd lost it.



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Arsenal red and white warrior winners line up 4 - 3 - 3 like this:
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psycho babble relegation
heading stupid fools
Subsitutes: check this link Brown it will inform you of tactical knowledge and teamtalk analysis on a level above your cranium you could never comprehand cos you are a numbskull with minute IQ and deserve to be relegated to blue square leagues where players get fatigues from improper warm ups co they are pups, tell Championship dudes I said wassup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLTsZIL4T4
...No
Clues for you
psycho babble relegation
heading stupid fools
Subsitutes: check this link Brown it will inform you of tactical knowledge and teamtalk analysis on a level above your cranium you could never comprehand cos you are a numbskull with minute IQ and deserve to be relegated to blue square leagues where players get fatigues from improper warm ups co they are pups, tell Championship dudes I said wassup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLTsZIL4T4
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MentalQuartz wrote:Arsenal red and white warrior winners line up 4 - 3 - 3 like this:
...No
Clues for you
psycho babble relegation
heading stupid fools
Subsitutes: check this link Brown it will inform you of tactical knowledge and teamtalk analysis on a level above your cranium you could never comprehand cos you are a numbskull with minute IQ and deserve to be relegated to blue square leagues where players get fatigues from improper warm ups co they are pups, tell Championship dudes I said wassup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLTsZIL4T4
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