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As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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TeeCee
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Almunia: A decent enough shot stopper but a headless chicken coming out of the area, poor distribution and a fear of crosses greater than the Prince of Darkness

Sagna : Good defender but because of his size a bit suspect in the air, great running forward but fancies a cross as much as an athiest

Gallas : Pretty quick and a decent tackler, can be a tad rash at times in the box. Pops up with a few goals each season. Prone to crying when a little upset.

Vermaelen : A left peg that Daniel Day Lewis would be happy to make a film about, strong defender, great shot on him, the bargain of the summer transfers!

Silvestre : Large forehead, scared of cats called Sylvester, great experience, poor in most other areas.

Song: The most improved Arsenal player....but from where he was starting from, that wasn't too difficult. Has been excellent this season. Runs like a retard though...lolloping rather than sprinting...strange!

Ramsey: Highly promising. Technically gifted, gives the ball away a bit too often at the moment but he's not that baaaad. Girlfriend wears a lot of wool evidently

Fabregas : World class, excellent vision, passing and a real goal threat. A true Gooner. Advertises on 'Plenty of Fish' because he's lonely and wants a top quality partner

Nasri : Technically gifted but inconsistent. Highlights of the season....are normally in his hair but it's all one colour again at the moment. Could become a Gooner great

Walcott : Chases a ball at the speed of a horse running the grand national......and then falls over and hurts himself like said horse falling at Beechers Brook. Possibly made of butter, but I won't take any spread bets on it

Arshavin : Truly world class. you can see this guy is a couple of seconds ahead of everyone in his thinking. Can do nothing for 89 mins then hit the winner with a great piece of magic. He is Gooner.

Possible other starters:

Diaby : Nicknamed 'Snoop' by the other players, not because of his favourite music, he just chases his tail round and round like a dog. Possibly brain dead. Deadly in front of goal......his own unfortunately.

Eduardo : Got his big break some time ago. Quality in front of goal but definitely not a lone striker! Not sure he'll ever be a regular at Arsenal but will always score goals.

Denilson - AKA the Crab, always going sideways. Got arrested last year for possession but it didn't go to court because he'd lost it.

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Captain Fabregas
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Post by Captain Fabregas »

TeeCee wrote:Almunia: A decent enough shot stopper but a headless chicken coming out of the area, poor distribution and a fear of crosses greater than the Prince of Darkness

Sagna : Good defender but because of his size a bit suspect in the air, great running forward but fancies a cross as much as an athiest

Gallas : Pretty quick and a decent tackler, can be a tad rash at times in the box. Pops up with a few goals each season. Prone to crying when a little upset.

Vermaelen : A left peg that Daniel Day Lewis would be happy to make a film about, strong defender, great shot on him, the bargain of the summer transfers!

Silvestre : Large forehead, scared of cats called Sylvester, great experience, poor in most other areas.

Song: The most improved Arsenal player....but from where he was starting from, that wasn't too difficult. Has been excellent this season. Runs like a retard though...lolloping rather than sprinting...strange!

Ramsey: Highly promising. Technically gifted, gives the ball away a bit too often at the moment but he's not that baaaad. Girlfriend wears a lot of wool evidently

Fabregas : World class, excellent vision, passing and a real goal threat. A true Gooner. Advertises on 'Plenty of Fish' because he's lonely and wants a top quality partner

Nasri : Technically gifted but inconsistent. Highlights of the season....are normally in his hair but it's all one colour again at the moment. Could become a Gooner great

Walcott : Chases a ball at the speed of a horse running the grand national......and then falls over and hurts himself like said horse falling at Beechers Brook. Possibly made of butter, but I won't take any spread bets on it

Arshavin : Truly world class. you can see this guy is a couple of seconds ahead of everyone in his thinking. Can do nothing for 89 mins then hit the winner with a great piece of magic. He is Gooner.

Possible other starters:

Diaby : Nicknamed 'Snoop' by the other players, not because of his favourite music, he just chases his tail round and round like a dog. Possibly brain dead. Deadly in front of goal......his own unfortunately.

Eduardo : Got his big break some time ago. Quality in front of goal but definitely not a lone striker! Not sure he'll ever be a regular at Arsenal but will always score goals.

Denilson - AKA the Crab, always going sideways. Got arrested last year for possession but it didn't go to court because he'd lost it.
Omg, so many puns, loooool :lol: :lol: :lol: nice one

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Post by MentalQuartz »

Arsenal red and white warrior winners line up 4 - 3 - 3 like this:


...No

Clues for you

psycho babble relegation

heading stupid fools


Subsitutes: check this link Brown it will inform you of tactical knowledge and teamtalk analysis on a level above your cranium you could never comprehand cos you are a numbskull with minute IQ and deserve to be relegated to blue square leagues where players get fatigues from improper warm ups co they are pups, tell Championship dudes I said wassup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLTsZIL4T4

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Post by northbankbren »

THE REAL MENTAL QUARTZ WAS MORE MENTAL.

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

MentalQuartz wrote:Arsenal red and white warrior winners line up 4 - 3 - 3 like this:


...No

Clues for you

psycho babble relegation

heading stupid fools


Subsitutes: check this link Brown it will inform you of tactical knowledge and teamtalk analysis on a level above your cranium you could never comprehand cos you are a numbskull with minute IQ and deserve to be relegated to blue square leagues where players get fatigues from improper warm ups co they are pups, tell Championship dudes I said wassup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLTsZIL4T4

hey wheres me daily emails gone :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

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dont worry gnuy just mods abusing their powers, fancy a role in the war effort? :twisted:

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