gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Augie never fear!
The hotel has internet access so you won't have to carry on the crusade on your own mate!
Cheers to you Green Gooner!
Yeah, the Doris is gonna
LOVE that...
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Naked once more, the lights down low, he begins to craft the words, to create the magic. The gimp.*
A darkened room. A beautiful young Doris lies semi-naked on the bed, looking longingly at her stud muffin, the legendary Gus.
"Gus, take me now, ravish me, my darling..." the Doris whispers. "Like that time you took me up the Arse.........to see that footy game."
Gus waves at the Doris distractedly. He is in the zone now, he sits at the keyboard typing feverishly, sweat pouring from every pore. Magic Hat has been posting more optomistic stuff about the first love of Gus's life; the Arse. But worse, Magic Hat has disected Gus's last post and, unbelievably,
only gone and argued through each point in an orderly manner, the absolute bastard, the madman, the fool! Gus will not suffer him to live.
"Please Gus," the Doris whispers urgently now.
Gus stares at her in disbelief. Is she kidding? Does she not understand that bloody Magic Hat has just contradicted Gus
again. How could she be like this? He sighs; the Doris has changed since Gus married her. He had thought that introducing her to the joys of Arse would have made her understand. But no, she doesn't understand, she may never bloody understand. It does not bode well for the future...
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Don't miss tomorrow's exciting episode of "Gus-Enders" when the Doris gets lagered up and offers Gus out, Magic Hat turns up unannounced at the honeymoon hotel and shockingly announces his secret undying love for Gus and the urban legend that is rebel gooner is revealed as a........ oh my dear god, wait for it........
an Irishman that likes a drink or two!!!!!!!!!

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