ON A POSITIVE NOTE..........

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Your joking! What is it about?

I have never subscribed to The Gooner as its part of the day buying it outside the ground!

Its ok though as Im going Sunday!

:lol:
ONE OF YOUR POSTS BOUT WHERE THE CLUB IS HEADIN,, A RANT REALLY :D GOOD THOU :wink:

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Better than that Roddy Doyle nonsense hey!

Wink wink!

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:..Look I wasn't to know when we was to play the **** at the time!..
Well now you do, cancel the bloody wedding you fool!! :roll: :wink:

Seriously though, best of luck for the future to you both - more so the Doris because you're a complete nutter Gus!! Or is she the nutter for marrying you? :roll:

If you put a smile on the new Mrs Legend face as often as you have put one on mine after reading your posts, then she will be one lucky lady!! 8) :lol: Unless, of course, you happen to be standing naked in front of her at the time, because that would have a totally different meaning and wouldn't augur well for the future of that relationship!! :oops: :roll: :wink: :lol:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

ECD mate I have tried believe me!

She just rants on about genitals and a carving knife or something! :shock:

By the way have you had an article published in The Gooner? No thought not! :lol:

Thank you though kind sir for your marvellous words! Should have made you best man or something!

I will add though that there is not one Chav present and not one Spud present at the wedding! So its Ham rolls all round! :lol:

:P

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Bets wishes to ye both Gus hope there is many more Gooner rugrats to come. I am concerned though that I will have 1 less ally on the realism/negative threads when you are sunning your arse in spain. These other b*stards will probably gang up on me now.

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ALL THE BEST TO YOU AND THE FINE LADY BIG LAD :D

Even I have now caught the positive bug and now I say "Bring on the quadruple!!!"

Come you Red and Whites :P

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Augie never fear!

The hotel has internet access so you won't have to carry on the crusade on your own mate!

Cheers to you Green Gooner!

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Chunky The Gooner wrote:Good Luck GUS !

What happened to the onliner gooner forum Gus gets married stag do? :wink:
Do I get an invite to that :wink:

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Have a good one Gus. I'm going to a wedding that weekend too.

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Augie never fear!

The hotel has internet access so you won't have to carry on the crusade on your own mate!

Cheers to you Green Gooner!
Yeah, the Doris is gonna LOVE that... :wink:

*Naked once more, the lights down low, he begins to craft the words, to create the magic. The gimp.*

A darkened room. A beautiful young Doris lies semi-naked on the bed, looking longingly at her stud muffin, the legendary Gus.

"Gus, take me now, ravish me, my darling..." the Doris whispers. "Like that time you took me up the Arse.........to see that footy game."

Gus waves at the Doris distractedly. He is in the zone now, he sits at the keyboard typing feverishly, sweat pouring from every pore. Magic Hat has been posting more optomistic stuff about the first love of Gus's life; the Arse. But worse, Magic Hat has disected Gus's last post and, unbelievably, only gone and argued through each point in an orderly manner, the absolute bastard, the madman, the fool! Gus will not suffer him to live.

"Please Gus," the Doris whispers urgently now.

Gus stares at her in disbelief. Is she kidding? Does she not understand that bloody Magic Hat has just contradicted Gus again. How could she be like this? He sighs; the Doris has changed since Gus married her. He had thought that introducing her to the joys of Arse would have made her understand. But no, she doesn't understand, she may never bloody understand. It does not bode well for the future...

*Don't miss tomorrow's exciting episode of "Gus-Enders" when the Doris gets lagered up and offers Gus out, Magic Hat turns up unannounced at the honeymoon hotel and shockingly announces his secret undying love for Gus and the urban legend that is rebel gooner is revealed as a........ oh my dear god, wait for it........ an Irishman that likes a drink or two!!!!!!!!! :shock: :wink: *


:wink: :wink: :wink:

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Quality DB10 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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still laughtn DB10,, ur a legend :mrgreen: me like a drink,, wat gav you that impression :wink:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

HAHA!

Marvellous work!

I can see it turning out like that already!

Look if you want a Gus stag do I will be available for Guinness based refreshments after the game on Sunday!

8) :lol: 8) :lol:

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:HAHA!

Marvellous work!

I can see it turning out like that already!

Look if you want a Gus stag do I will be available for Guinness based refreshments after the game on Sunday!

8) :lol: 8) :lol:
Wish I could be there mate. But we'll hook up for Derby game. 8)

Enjoy sunday. Last game as a happy man.... oops! sorry, last game as a single man. :wink:

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Augie sat hunched over his computer, with gus out of the picture for a while it was up to him to keep the forums clean. The bellow of distant sirens made no impression on him, he was fixed on the harsh glow of the computer screen, magic hat was out there somewhere, flooding the forums with his filthy brand of unrealistic optimism.

"it's just me now." muttered Augie, as he lit another cigarette and added more stale smoke to his dimly lit office that smelled of tobacco and whisky, he hadn't eaten or slept in days, but the adrenaline coursing through his blood silenced the protests of his aching stomach and sore red eyes. "gus leaves town and i'm left with a bunch of fucking rookies, how the fuck am i supposed to protect the forum from magic hat with these morons."

At that moment as he looked out of his window upon the orange glow of the sleeping city a cloud of despair descended upon him, the hunger and exhaustion began to take effect, he took a large swig of whisky from the half empty bottle on his desk in a vain attempt to cease the sensory onslaught.

this was it, magic hat had won and the forum would become a den of unrealistic optimism, he was powerless on his own and he knew it . But at that moment, salvation decidet to manifest it self in the form of a personal message from none other than gus himself, "hello old friend, get some sleep. We've got a big day tomorrow, we're going hunting."
Hunting? this could only mean one thing, magic hat was a marked man, and with augie and gus after him he wouldn't get far.

that night for the first time in weeks Augie slept easy for tomorrow he was going hunting.

tune in next week for the Augie files: the case of the man with the magic hat.

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