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SPUDMASHER wrote:The attacks on her are nothing more than the old English "build em up to knock em down" routine.
Some people slag her off because it is largely fashionable to do so, some simply because they are jealous. It's a bit ridiculous really. She's a successful artist that did her time at the lower levels then found success through a tv show. That doesn't make her any less credible these days. Nobody applies the same theory to Leona Lewis.
I feel sorry for the girl having a c**t like that as a husband. Hopefully she'll ditch the fucker.

Are you tone deaf or something?

Leona Lewis has a genuine talent. Mrs Cole has no talent whatsoever. That's what makes XFactor easily the worst programe on telly...people with no talent judging on talent of others...at least Cashley is good at Football (him beig a greedy no-class *word censored* is different subject).

I think he'll be doing himself a big favour by divorcing that fake doll...she wants to shag Simon Cowell anyway

SPUDMASHER wrote:She's a successful artist

Hilarious, doubt Damian Hurst is losing much sleep over Cheryl.

Seriously, she's a pretty Karaoke singer with poor taste in men, clothes and music, the type of girl you'd otherwise meet walking around ASDA in her pajamas on a Saturday morning, if her calling as an "artist" hadn't intervened. Don't understand the vitriol though, hasn't she suffered enough?

skipper wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:The attacks on her are nothing more than the old English "build em up to knock em down" routine.
Some people slag her off because it is largely fashionable to do so, some simply because they are jealous. It's a bit ridiculous really. She's a successful artist that did her time at the lower levels then found success through a tv show. That doesn't make her any less credible these days. Nobody applies the same theory to Leona Lewis.
I feel sorry for the girl having a c**t like that as a husband. Hopefully she'll ditch the fucker.

Are you tone deaf or something?

Leona Lewis has a genuine talent. Mrs Cole has no talent whatsoever. That's what makes XFactor easily the worst program on telly...people with no talent judging on talent of others...at least Cashley is good at Football (him beig a greedy no-class *word censored* is different subject).

I think he'll be doing himself a big favour by divorcing that fake doll...she wants to shag Simon Cowell anyway

Don't give me that load of shite. Sure, she isn't the best singer in the world but to say she is talentless just proves my original point. Of course she has some talent. Nobody gets that far in that job without some talent. Even fucking posh spice, who really is shite, has some talent. I'm not claiming that Tweedy is Madonna in disguise for fucks sake, I'm just saying that certain sections of the British public are sheep that cannot think for themselves and jumped on the nearest bandwagon at the first opportunity.

All you've done is prove me right!

SPUDMASHER wrote:

skipper wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:The attacks on her are nothing more than the old English "build em up to knock em down" routine.
Some people slag her off because it is largely fashionable to do so, some simply because they are jealous. It's a bit ridiculous really. She's a successful artist that did her time at the lower levels then found success through a tv show. That doesn't make her any less credible these days. Nobody applies the same theory to Leona Lewis.
I feel sorry for the girl having a c**t like that as a husband. Hopefully she'll ditch the fucker.

Are you tone deaf or something?

Leona Lewis has a genuine talent. Mrs Cole has no talent whatsoever. That's what makes XFactor easily the worst program on telly...people with no talent judging on talent of others...at least Cashley is good at Football (him beig a greedy no-class *word censored* is different subject).

I think he'll be doing himself a big favour by divorcing that fake doll...she wants to shag Simon Cowell anyway

Don't give me that load of shite. Sure, she isn't the best singer in the world but to say she is talentless just proves my original point. Of course she has some talent. Nobody gets that far in that job without some talent. Even fucking posh spice, who really is shite, has some talent. I'm not claiming that Tweedy is Madonna in disguise for fucks sake, I'm just saying that certain sections of the British public are sheep that cannot think for themselves and jumped on the nearest bandwagon at the first opportunity.

All you've done is prove me right!

Im just not really a big fan of pop singers. They put the dancing before being able to do the live music. Be able to actualy perform the peice you are getting paid for then focus on the performance.

Quite true with a lot of them. Those that have come through these "Simon Cowell" shows do have to be able to sing though. Every performance on those shows is live and you can really tell at times. Some of it is shockingly bad.

The Caped Crusader wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:She's a successful artist

Hilarious, doubt Damian Hurst is losing much sleep over Cheryl.

Seriously, she's a pretty Karaoke singer with poor taste in men, clothes and music, the type of girl you'd otherwise meet walking around ASDA in her pajamas on a Saturday morning, if her calling as an "artist" hadn't intervened. Don't understand the vitriol though, hasn't she suffered enough?

Whilst I agree in general with you, I'm not sure I'd have used Damien Hurst as an example of an 'artist'.

I don't like that she is a judge on a talent show where these kids have to sing live every week, and then mimes every 'live performance'.

Ashley Coles a great left-back, his 'talent' has nothing to do with my despising him, and lets face it, out of the two only one of them has any real skill in what they do.

Again, that isn't true though is it.

I'm not a great fan of Cheryl by any means but how people can suggest she has no real talent is beyond me. It's just bollocks.

SPUDMASHER wrote:Again, that isn't true though is it.

I'm not a great fan of Cheryl by any means but how people can suggest she has no real talent is beyond me. It's just bollocks.

Spuddy's on a mission today.

You have to define talent. Her success is down to a number of factors.
1. Her looks, you really can't be famous in her industry and not be marketable product.
2. Her voice, simon cowell is a great advocate of autotune so you're ability to sing is not always neccesary.
3. the collapse of the spice girls.
4. the usual marketing and hype that are associated with being in a girl band.

Her talent lies where exactly. She took part in a kareoke competition and thats it, nothing more nothing less. Millions of people round the country have the same amount of talent and even more. She has nothing about her that justifies the money or the success that she has.

I guarantee she has never written a lyric in her life.
Cannot play an instrument or compose or write music.
Has never produced (sat at a mixing board) and made any form of music.
Correographed her own dance routines

Where is the talent in any of that. She's a product. A yesman if you like. Here is a tune, here are lyrics, here is a dance routine now get out on stage and perform it. Monkies could be trained to do it.

Cheryl is out for vengeance.

She keeps texting me with semi-nude photos of herself.

Which would be nice, if she wasn't wearing Ashley's Y fronts.

Has she ever ACTUALLY sang live?
If so..was she any good?

Not really on a mission as such, just sick of sheep having a dig at someone basically because they are stupid enough to believe everything that is written about them. I'll defend anyone that is getting shit for no good reason, especially when most of the shit they're getting is coming from people that know fuck all themselves.


Well, she's a pretty good singer, not great, but pretty good.
She's an outstanding dancer, really outstanding! She'd pale a lot of other performers into insignificance with her dancing. She can dance really high quality classic ballroom and latin. She trained for years and would piss all over those that have appeared on strictly before.

I'd call both of those 'talents'.

mrgnu1958 wrote:Has she ever ACTUALLY sang live?
If so..was she any good?

yes....and yes, fairly good, but not great.

is this serious or you being sarcastic?

olgitgooner wrote:Cheryl is out for vengeance.

She keeps texting me with semi-nude photos of herself.

Which would be nice, if she wasn't wearing Ashley's Y fronts.

Just semi-nude, eh...