Funniest chant

[selsdon]

Er....nope, can't say I do.

[Reg Niseth]

David Pleat's a pervert
he's friend with Elton John
he writes him dirty letters
and he wants to get it on

But elton's got his rent boys
and don't like david pleat
so david pleat
goes kerb crawling
and shagging in the street

[Kiki]

Once (for those of that dont know) Southampton signed a player called Ali Dia who told a fib that he was George Weah's cousin.....he lasted 32 minutes.

So the Saints fans head a chant that went Ali Dia is a Liar, is a liar

[Martin Hayes]

For the brief moment in 1991 when, having gone from 'Georgie Graham's Red and White army' to 'Red and White Army" then to "Red Army", we, somewhat surreally, went to...

"Reg Varney! Reg Varney!"

Coventry at home in May 91 was a clear memory...

[Reg Niseth]

For the brief moment in 1991 when, having gone from 'Georgie Graham's Red and White army' to 'Red and White Army" then to "Red Army", we, somewhat surreally, went to...

"Reg Varney! Reg Varney!"

Coventry at home in May 91 was a clear memory...

it actually went, Reg Varney, Biriyani, Dad's Army

[N7MAN]

SILVERWARE SILVERWARE
WE AINT WON SOME SILVERWARE
BUT U KNOW IT GOING TO COME
AS ARSENAL PLAY HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE


SILVERWARE SILVERWARE
WE STILL AINT GOT NO SILVERWARE
BUT AROUND THE WORLD THEY KNOW THE SCORE
ARSENAL ARE ABOUT TO WIN SOME MORE

WE CAN ADD CHAPTERS TO THIS AND START OUR ANTHEM

[hugh jardon]

By far the greatest team the world has ever seen

[T.S]

Two of my favourites...

To the tune of, I don't know what...

Stevie Stone is illegitimate,
He ain't got no birth certificate,
He's got AIDs and can't get rid of it,
He's a Portsmouth bastard.

(I should add, I only heard that once and it was sung by one bloke on his own on the North Bank. Don't know why he sang it, but everyone around him pissed themselves laughing at the randomness of it all).

And this gem from the Stoke fans...

I prefer to the tune 'Too Shy' by Kajagoogo

Tuncay, Tuncay,
Huth, Huth,
Abdoulaye.

Genius

[norfbankN16]

freddie's gonna get ya
freddie's gonna get ya
freddie's gonna get ya
freddie's gonna get ya

back in the days when the red mohican swede ran rings around the man utd defence

[Nos89]

Not one of ours but onr from the City fans at Liverpool a few years back when Harry Kewels wife was on "Im A Celebrity" with Cannon and Ball.

"Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife, Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife"

One of ours at the game in which Henry scored four against Leeds, late on he scuffed a shot badly going for a fifth and the North Bank started singing "What the fucking hell was that" - Simple but very funny at that moment.

[The Caped Crusader]

Heard this one away in Sunderland to the tune of My Old man's a Dustman

'Cheryl Cole's a slapper, she is a Gordie whore,
and when she's shagged by Ashley, she dreams of Adebayorrrrrrrrrrrr'

[storrmin571]

Heard this down at Cardiff City

One nil to the sheepshaggers.

Back from West Brom you shag sheep you shag sheep.

Returned by City - Whats it like to taste our spunk.

Thought it was quite good.

[Boomer]

For the brief moment in 1991 when, having gone from 'Georgie Graham's Red and White army' to 'Red and White Army" then to "Red Army", we, somewhat surreally, went to...

"Reg Varney! Reg Varney!"

Coventry at home in May 91 was a clear memory...

it actually went, Reg Varney, Biriyani, Dad's Army

I heard a similar one in the tunnel comming out the ground once.
'Peshwari' and 'Salami' don't know if these men were dicking around.

However, I have heard at the Grove another version to 'Arsene Wengers Red and White army'. The party one?
'Arsene Wengers having a party'. [Grab the Vodka and the Charlie!]