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shutdown is me and i will be using that from now on.

olgitgooner wrote:Welome, Shutdown

I'm waiting for Cork Barry to pop his clogs. Then I'll become the oldest fucker on this madhouse forum.

I hope that me, Barry, you and everyone else on here will get to see that lucky red g-string at the end of the season.

All I have to do is look in the mirror
















Ye do realise i'm only joking

Welcome to the Gooner family.

Welcome, bro.
We are just like a Gooner family here, too. Every bugger arguing and winding up each other. Good fun.
Here are a few rules that I've picked up:
1) You have to be either a "realist" or a "red-tinter".
2) It is preferable to be drunk and/or stoned when posting threads.
3) Every so often, post comments that are diametrically opposed to what you really think, just to keep people guessing.
4) Hate (in order) Sp*rs, Chelski, Liverpull and Manusa.
5) If you really fuck up, just change your log-in name and avatar and start over again.
6) It appears to be a good idea to grease up the mods every once in a while.
7) Don't give ****-y your home address.

Kiwi Gooner wrote:Welcome, bro.
We are just like a Gooner family here, too. Every bugger arguing and winding up each other. Good fun.
Here are a few rules that I've picked up:
1) You have to be either a "realist" or a "red-tinter".
2) It is preferable to be drunk and/or stoned when posting threads.
3) Every so often, post comments that are diametrically opposed to what you really think, just to keep people guessing.
4) Hate (in order) Sp*rs, Chelski, Liverpull and Manusa.
5) If you really fuck up, just change your log-in name and avatar and start over again.
6) It appears to be a good idea to grease up the mods every once in a while.
7) Don't give ****-y your home address.

only a few days here and you figured it all out pretty well, kiwi!!!!!!!!!

Good teachers.

Gday shutdown, I also am a kiwi , and am more of a reader than a poster, welcome to the forum, there are a few subjects to be careful commenting on: "fans" from other clubs, should they be allowed here or not?, very topical at the moment, the others you'll work out for yourself. There's not many other clubs fans that are of the intellect of the average Gooner, so we prefer to argue amongst ourselves on here , and can get quite heated at times, thats because we all love The Arsenal!

You from the 'Naki, NG?
Been in Perth long?
I was working in Aus from '94 to '04 (Sydney, Melbourne, Darwin, Cairns, Townsville, Melbourne again and Geelong).
Back home in Dunners now.
(Dunedin is the most remote city in the world from London - ie: Arsenal - at 19,100kms away).

Yea mate THC, been in Perth for just on two years, and loving it, the beaches, the women on the beaches, its a lazy 38 deg. today so thats me retiring to the comfort of my air conditioned office , lived in Melbourne meself back in 01-03, fantastic town, met some really good people, these aussies arent that bad, when you consider they're all bred from the english undesirable elements, it's not surprising they're not the sharpest tool's in the shed. Where's RaM been anyway?

shutdown wrote:Iv'e been an arsenal fan since i can remember..early 90s, used to live down stoke newington but vaguely remember it, lived in wales since.

my username-shutdown because i randomly seen the shutdown button on my laptop.

my avatar-money burning because having followed us to many away games this season i feel like i may as well have burnt it instead of watching and cheering on an underachieving club who are probably going to end up empty handed yet again.

anyway, if you wouldn't mind, tell me a bit about yourselves..?

welcome back...Monostich!?

shutdown wrote:Iv'e been an arsenal fan since i can remember..early 90s, used to live down stoke newington but vaguely remember it, lived in wales since.

my username-shutdown because i randomly seen the shutdown button on my laptop.

my avatar-money burning because having followed us to many away games this season i feel like i may as well have burnt it instead of watching and cheering on an underachieving club who are probably going to end up empty handed yet again.
anyway, if you wouldn't mind, tell me a bit about yourselves..?

Oh great, another cheerful soul

Got to be a wind up this guy lol

Perhaps green and gold scarf would be better avatar for him?

Mono ???? That you??

I am a miserable *word censored* who is ignored by all