OneBardGooner wrote:ps: when I left to go to another place (college) he (out of his own pocket) bought me a s***s shirt...maybe thinking it would calm waters or wind me up or whatever the feck...., so I said "THANK-YOU" very loudly in front of everyone so they would all look....and then set fire to the fecker (the shirt that is)OneBardGooner wrote:I know the exact type of tosser you're dealing with here BDB,...I had the same when I used to teach at a certain school some time ago - and he was the VP so I couldn't punch his lights out, and on occasions regardless of the results etc...he used to get to me, and like you I adopted the just say nothing tactic, rather than get all petty etc, but by not saying anything...especially when I had the bragging rights more than he ever truly did....even so the tosser somehow got to me...till one day a colleague said 'you ought to get your digs in BEFORE the game...cos even if you lose he's gonna be no worse...which was true....so I did....for a whole week before the game/s I used to give him some right verbal....slag him and s***s off from their hole to their pole etc....Bendtners Drinking Buddy wrote:Let me explain, in my office I have the most chippy Tottenham supporter, i think, there is in possible existence.
Every minute of every day he is screaming "Y*D army" "cmon you lillywhites", "Redknapp has said this..." "Arsenal should fk off back to Woolwich" you know the stuff. This is right across the office, at me usually, infront of all my colleagues, some of which have very little interest in football. He actually leaped off his chair and screamed "yes" when they got Defoe back, he takes everything the gossip colomun says about Spurs for truth and loves nothing, nothing better than slagging off Arsenal at every single opportunity. He gives a running commentary on what is going on at Tottenham to anyone that will listen.
He likes nothing better than getting a reaction from me, he knows i bite, every single time, I cant bear someone of his intellect slagging off my team, he honestly and frankly said that the 5-1 "infront of millions of football fans" makes up for 11 years of not beating us in the league.....small time or what.
I dont think im even doing him justice in this post as i write it. When we beat them 3-0, i just walked in, smiled, and sat down. I think that wound him up more than anything.
BUT i need more ammunition, i know it is probbaly petty on my part - but this crunt winds me up so much. I know a lot of spuds, and even the spuds in my office are embarrasssed by him, obviously us beating them is always enough, but i need a few more facts other than the usual ones.
THIS CRUNT WINDS ME RIGHT UP
and the guy just crumbled after the fifth consecutive day of ABSOLUTE VITRIOLIC ABUSE from me....I posted piccies of Arsenal EVERYWHERE...I had students sing the Arsenal chants etc...it was 24/7, I mean I really went for it quoted all the facts and figures just as an aside especially when he was in the middle of a conversation with someone else - I'd just sidle past and whisper Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenallllllll and I kept that up the whole week, after we won and continued the next derby and the next and....even when we drew...and the day when TH scored his legendary solo....the fecker actually ran past me sideways looking the otherway...so I just asked everyone in the staff room to refer to me as Thierry with a galic accent of coursefrom then on....
I think I nearly broke the fecker
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!!
sighhhhhhhhh...oh those Happy Days! sighhhhhh
The thing that gets me is, Spurs fans always look like *word censored*, that stupid mug on the betfair front room ad is a wanker.. but then again so is that hairy irish manc fan
