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Gooner_Sam wrote:Pictures Robin?

I forgot my camera

She looked amazing though, she really did! - so elegant and athletic. So unlike most female tennis players in that despite her size and strength, she maintained her feminine grace and beauty. Dare I say, she was like a.... Godess

What I like about these tennis events is how relaxed everyone is. After her match, she showered & changed and then sat in the stand to watch the other semi final with us common folk... no bodyguard or anything. After that, she sat outside on the grass bank with her boyfriend and enjoyed the sunshine with everyone else - and the great thing was, no one bothered them apart from the odd youngster asking for an autograph, which she gave with a smile on her face. Everyone else just respected their space. It was great.

As for me.... no suncream and 7 hours in the hot glaring sun (and no shade or cloud all day) has left me looking like a tomato.... I'm THAT red

g88ner wrote:

Gooner_Sam wrote:Pictures Robin?

I forgot my camera

She looked amazing though, she really did! - so elegant and athletic. So unlike most female tennis players in that despite her size and strength, she maintained her feminine grace and beauty. Dare I say, she was like a.... Godess

What I like about these tennis events is how relaxed everyone is. After her match, she showered & changed and then sat in the stand to watch the other semi final with us common folk... no bodyguard or anything. After that, she sat outside on the grass bank with her boyfriend and enjoyed the sunshine with everyone else - and the great thing was, no one bothered them apart from the odd youngster asking for an autograph, which she gave with a smile on her face. Everyone else just respected their space. It was great.

As for me.... no suncream and 7 hours in the hot glaring sun (and no shade or cloud all day) has left me looking like a tomato.... I'm THAT red

darn

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:

g88ner wrote:

Gooner_Sam wrote:Pictures Robin?

I forgot my camera

She looked amazing though, she really did! - so elegant and athletic. So unlike most female tennis players in that despite her size and strength, she maintained her feminine grace and beauty. Dare I say, she was like a.... Godess

What I like about these tennis events is how relaxed everyone is. After her match, she showered & changed and then sat in the stand to watch the other semi final with us common folk... no bodyguard or anything. After that, she sat outside on the grass bank with her boyfriend and enjoyed the sunshine with everyone else - and the great thing was, no one bothered them apart from the odd youngster asking for an autograph, which she gave with a smile on her face. Everyone else just respected their space. It was great.

As for me.... no suncream and 7 hours in the hot glaring sun (and no shade or cloud all day) has left me looking like a tomato.... I'm THAT red

darn

Nah, I reckon you still have a chance - he didn't even buy her a Solero and there was no excuse, the ice-cream van was just there! I bet she wasn't impressed.

i watched some of the final today and she was shite, gave up in the second set and that fucking screaming i'd love to shove a something in her gob to shut her fucking up

I really love those noises she comes out with on the court!

Gorgeous girl!

flash gunner wrote:I think Sharapova is gorgeous but going to watch tennis when the world cup is on sounds a bit to me

Just "a bit"??!!

It sounds positively Graham Norton to me!!

Rosie_titters wrote:i watched some of the final today and she was shite, gave up in the second set and that fucking screaming i'd love to shove a something in her gob to shut her fucking up

Please elaborate

Rosie_titters wrote:i don't know what all the attraction is with her - ok she has a good bod and long legs - but a very average looking girl




now this was a tennis babe

When she isn't wearing make-up she reminds me of Boris Yeltzin

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:I think Sharapova is gorgeous but going to watch tennis when the world cup is on sounds a bit to me

Just "a bit"??!!

It sounds positively Graham Norton to me!!

Yeah, going to watch the beautiful Maria Sharapova live in the flesh instead of staying in to watch Greece vs South Korea.... yeah, very gay

g88ner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:I think Sharapova is gorgeous but going to watch tennis when the world cup is on sounds a bit to me

Just "a bit"??!!

It sounds positively Graham Norton to me!!

Yeah, going to watch the beautiful Maria Sharapova live in the flesh instead of staying in to watch Greece vs South Korea.... yeah, very gay

Glad you agree. Apology accepted. Poof.

You going to Edgbaston cos they won't let Northern bastards into Wimbledon?

marcengels wrote:

You going to Edgbaston cos they won't let Northern bastards into Wimbledon?

And rightly so.

If only we'd stopped the culchies from littering our beautiful Dublin streets with their broken dreams and their cross-eyed six-toes-on-each-hand children all those years ago...

marcengels wrote:

You going to Edgbaston cos they won't let Northern bastards into Wimbledon?

I'll be at Wimbledon, too - although, I'll be hiding my northern-ness under a veil of irritating cockney swagger. Hmm... I might even say " 'appy days! " after every half decent rally

Im going to Wimbledon on the first Friday...as long as Andy Murray's not on that day, it'll be fine!

g88ner wrote:

marcengels wrote:

You going to Edgbaston cos they won't let Northern bastards into Wimbledon?

I'll be at Wimbledon, too - although, I'll be hiding my northern-ness under a veil of irritating cockney swagger. Hmm... I might even say " 'appy days! " after every half decent rally

Strawberries
Cream
Pimms

any of these ring a bell g88ner?