Does the Doris stay or go?

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Doris to bugger off permanently?

Yes, shes a pain!
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Yes, shes a pain!
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No she can stay if she looks after you Gus!
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No she can stay if she looks after you Gus!
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46%
 
Total votes: 35

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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:]He'll probably make me retire when i get to 100 posts esp as I've been so engrossed i've not done all my chores!!! :shock:

And I'm not a legend All-Arsenal-1886 i'm just a Doris!!! :D

p.s. who are the 3 that said i'm a pain...stand up and show yourselves!!:evil:
MR GUS HAS PROBABLY REGISTERED AGAIN ANOTHER COUPLE OF TIMES AND VOTED UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES IN A FRANTIC EFFORT TO GET YOU OFF HERE!! :lol:

HOWEVER, THE WAY THE OPINION POLL HAS BEEN SET UP BY HIM ( DOUBT MR GALLUP WILL BE REQUIRING HIS SERVICES :roll: ), GUS IS IN A WIN-WIN POSITION. :shock: :? ACCORDING TO HIS POLL, THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN STAY ON HERE IS IF YOU PROMISE TO BE GOOD TO HIM!! :roll:

NOTICE HE DIDN'T HAVE A STRAIGHT FORWARD YES OR NO OPTION FOR US TO VOTE FOR! NOW THAT'S POLITICAL GERRYMANDERING IN ANYONE'S LANGUAGE!! :oops: :lol: :wink:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

See I'm not just a pretty face IHH!

The more votes she gets the nicer she has to be!

At this rate she will have to join a cheerleader team and bring them back to our house for a game of twister!

Life is grand!

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Post by corkbarry »

Gus,
make sure Doris does NOT read this.

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

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Post by Mrs Gus (Doris) »

Best line yet that Brry!

:wink:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

GRRRRR!

DONE IT AGAIN!

:twisted:

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REB
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Post by REB »

silly boy gus :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice new avatar 8)

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

corkbarry wrote:Gus,
make sure Doris does NOT read this.

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
THAT'S HILARIOUSLY FUNNY, CORKBARRY. 8) :lol: :wink:

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Post by Mrs Gus (Doris) »

Seeing as i do 1-4 Gus doesn't need 3 other women!!!!! :lol: :lol:

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Post by REB »

Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Seeing as i do 1-4 Gus doesn't need 3 other women!!!!! :lol: :lol:
he did look a bit tired on sunday,, to much num 4 :wink: :wink:

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Post by Mrs Gus (Doris) »

Well I had to give him a reason to come home on Sunday :oops: :D

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