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1989
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Post by 1989 »

spoona wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him :shock:

**** has a 2" cock? :lol:
You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all! 8)

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it. :-P
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Post by Nick Bendtners Ego »

1989 wrote:
spoona wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him :shock:

**** has a 2" cock? :lol:
You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all! 8)

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it. :-P
The OnlineGooner Forum ......? more like a 'Dear Linda ' problem page
Soon to be a refuge for all Phallic challenged footie fans :)
Mods , delete this quickly , if the spuds get hold of it , we'll never live this down :wink:
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Post by QuartzGooner »

Perhaps Whitchapel is where Gooner.Ed prays?
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Post by marcengels »

1989 wrote:
spoona wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him :shock:

**** has a 2" cock? :lol:
You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all! 8)

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it. :-P
It's the width that's important.

Unfortunately, **** also said that was the width of a pencil :shock: :oops: :lol:
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Post by Only One Tony Adams »

1989 wrote:
spoona wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him :shock:

**** has a 2" cock? :lol:
You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all! 8)

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it. :-P

Men with small cocks always say shit like that.......... :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by stg »

I THINK THATS LONG ENOUGH WITH OUT MRGNU.

WE WANT OUR ****'Y BACK
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Post by Boomer »

olgitgooner wrote:In Witstable? :D
Yep, next to Trumpton eh, Reb? :lol:
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Now he's the king of the cabbies and, a forum V. I. P.

Went over the top, that had to stop, but here's what's botherin' me

I try to be a fair man but, right now I'm feeling down

Coz secretly, I must admit, I'm really missing that clown, oh

Chorus

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I really miss G-nu, nu, nu ........




:lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by flash gunner »

I Hate Hleb wrote:Now he's the king of the cabbies and, a forum V. I. P.

Went over the top, that had to stop, but here's what's botherin' me

I try to be a fair man but, right now I'm feeling down

Coz secretly, I must admit, I'm really missing that clown, oh

Chorus

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I really miss G-nu, nu, nu ........




:lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

So you are all missing those naked photos then? :shock:

Anyone for tennis? :wink:
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Post by safcftm »

Aye, he was a cock of the highest order on that thread (I even posted in it saying people should calm down, but he wasnt much for listening to my sage advice), but he's a good lad. I would think (not my decision like, I am but a humble guest on this forum) that a months ban or something or a couple of weeks would suffice- let him know he was a twat and that if he is a twat he will be banned, but I wouldnt think it should be permanent :cry:

Anyway, every cloud and all that, I always wondered what his username meant and how it was pronounced- never knew a **** (pronounced nooo) was a wildebeest like
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Henry Norris 1913
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Post by Henry Norris 1913 »

a months ban?!!

fook off like thats well of order like :roll: :wink:
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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:a months ban?!!

fook off like thats well of order like :roll: :wink:
yes, but it gives us a break from seeing pictures of him with no clothes on and no one (BG aside) could compain about that!
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Henry Norris 1913
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Post by Henry Norris 1913 »

safcftm wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:a months ban?!!

fook off like thats well of order like :roll: :wink:
yes, but it gives us a break from seeing pictures of him with no clothes on and no one (BG aside) could compain about that!
am I the only one who loved them :rubchin: :|
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