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spoona wrote:

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him

**** has a 2" cock?

You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all!

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it.

1989 wrote:

spoona wrote:

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him

**** has a 2" cock?

You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all!

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it.

The OnlineGooner Forum ......? more like a 'Dear Linda ' problem page
Soon to be a refuge for all Phallic challenged footie fans
Mods , delete this quickly , if the spuds get hold of it , we'll never live this down

Perhaps Whitchapel is where Gooner.Ed prays?

1989 wrote:

spoona wrote:

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him

**** has a 2" cock?

You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all!

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it.

It's the width that's important.

Unfortunately, **** also said that was the width of a pencil

1989 wrote:

spoona wrote:

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:getting a penis enlargement. he decided 2 inches isn't enough for him

**** has a 2" cock?

You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all!

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it.

Men with small cocks always say shit like that..........

I THINK THATS LONG ENOUGH WITH OUT MRGNU.

WE WANT OUR ****'Y BACK

olgitgooner wrote:In Witstable?

Yep, next to Trumpton eh, Reb?

Now he's the king of the cabbies and, a forum V. I. P.

Went over the top, that had to stop, but here's what's botherin' me

I try to be a fair man but, right now I'm feeling down

Coz secretly, I must admit, I'm really missing that clown, oh

Chorus

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I really miss G-nu, nu, nu ........

I Hate Hleb wrote:Now he's the king of the cabbies and, a forum V. I. P.

Went over the top, that had to stop, but here's what's botherin' me

I try to be a fair man but, right now I'm feeling down

Coz secretly, I must admit, I'm really missing that clown, oh

Chorus

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I really miss G-nu, nu, nu ........

Top work

So you are all missing those naked photos then?

Anyone for tennis?

Aye, he was a cock of the highest order on that thread (I even posted in it saying people should calm down, but he wasnt much for listening to my sage advice), but he's a good lad. I would think (not my decision like, I am but a humble guest on this forum) that a months ban or something or a couple of weeks would suffice- let him know he was a twat and that if he is a twat he will be banned, but I wouldnt think it should be permanent

Anyway, every cloud and all that, I always wondered what his username meant and how it was pronounced- never knew a **** (pronounced nooo) was a wildebeest like

a months ban?!!

fook off like thats well of order like

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:a months ban?!!

fook off like thats well of order like

yes, but it gives us a break from seeing pictures of him with no clothes on and no one (BG aside) could compain about that!

safcftm wrote:

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:a months ban?!!

fook off like thats well of order like

yes, but it gives us a break from seeing pictures of him with no clothes on and no one (BG aside) could compain about that!

am I the only one who loved them