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[mrgnu1958]

ive got a sti....OOPS!!

[safcftm]

Remind me not to log onto this thread tomorrow. I'm going to Stoke away tomorrow (7:30 bus) and for some reason the lads have decided to have a few pints on the bus and, erm, some viagra. Nee idea why, at least it will guarantee we're up for the game i suppose. If i see the twins i'll get kicked off the bus

[flash gunner]

Remind me not to log onto this thread tomorrow. I'm going to Stoke away tomorrow (7:30 bus) and for some reason the lads have decided to have a few pints on the bus and, erm, some viagra. Nee idea why, at least it will guarantee we're up for the game i suppose. If i see the twins i'll get kicked off the bus

with the aid of viagra you will be able to pole vault there mate dont worry about the bus

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Remind me not to log onto this thread tomorrow. I'm going to Stoke away tomorrow (7:30 bus) and for some reason the lads have decided to have a few pints on the bus and, erm, some viagra. Nee idea why, at least it will guarantee we're up for the game i suppose. If i see the twins i'll get kicked off the bus

Jesus, Susan Boyle's gonna get the mother of all facials tomorrow!

Plus, didn’t you say you ended up in some Soho fudge bar the last time you came down to the Arsenal? I dread to think what would’ve happened if you’d taken the viagra that day!

[DB10GOONER]

Remind me not to log onto this thread tomorrow. I'm going to Stoke away tomorrow (7:30 bus) and for some reason the lads have decided to have a few pints on the bus and, erm, some viagra. Nee idea why, at least it will guarantee we're up for the game i suppose. If i see the twins i'll get kicked off the bus

You lot will be easy to spot - a load of drunk mackems with boners sticking out the front of them, wobbling all over the gaff!!

"Whay mara - me todge is burstin' like!"

[safcftm]

Jesus, Susan Boyle's gonna get the mother of all facials tomorrow!

Plus, didn’t you say you ended up in some Soho fudge bar the last time you came down to the Arsenal? I dread to think what would’ve happened if you’d taken the viagra that day!

indeed we did- we were trying to sneakily pull a lesbian who wouldnt suspect anything. Didnt work. Had we had viagra it could have been an even dodgier experience

You lot will be easy to spot - a load of drunk mackems with boners sticking out the front of them, wobbling all over the gaff!!

"Whay mara - me todge is burstin' like!"

aye we'll, erm, stick out like a sore thumb
Apparently its not actually viagra, its a different brand called Kamagra and is in a jelly form- takes 30 minutes to work and lasts 6 hours, so we're going to take one when we're pissed about 3 hours before kickoff.

I have literally no idea why it has been decided that taking a viagra substitute when with a bunch of blokes going to watch a football match is a good idea, but its been suggested now so we cant back out of it. I just hope theres nee accidents if we score and jump on each other

[MegaGooner]

Sky News just in......KingJayson spotted in a helicopter on his way to Stoke

[DB10GOONER]

Jesus, Susan Boyle's gonna get the mother of all facials tomorrow!

Plus, didn’t you say you ended up in some Soho fudge bar the last time you came down to the Arsenal? I dread to think what would’ve happened if you’d taken the viagra that day!

indeed we did- we were trying to sneakily pull a lesbian who wouldnt suspect anything. Didnt work. Had we had viagra it could have been an even dodgier experience

You lot will be easy to spot - a load of drunk mackems with boners sticking out the front of them, wobbling all over the gaff!!

"Whay mara - me todge is burstin' like!"

aye we'll, erm, stick out like a sore thumb
Apparently its not actually viagra, its a different brand called Kamagra and is in a jelly form- takes 30 minutes to work and lasts 6 hours, so we're going to take one when we're pissed about 3 hours before kickoff.

I have literally no idea why it has been decided that taking a viagra substitute when with a bunch of blokes going to watch a football match is a good idea, but its been suggested now so we cant back out of it. I just hope theres nee accidents if we score and jump on each other

Some poor fucker is going to lose an eye. Or end up impaled.

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

aye we'll, erm, stick out like a sore thumb
Apparently its not actually viagra, its a different brand called Kamagra and is in a jelly form- takes 30 minutes to work and lasts 6 hours, so we're going to take one when we're pissed about 3 hours before kickoff.

I have literally no idea why it has been decided that taking a viagra substitute when with a bunch of blokes going to watch a football match is a good idea, but its been suggested now so we cant back out of it. I just hope theres nee accidents if we score and jump on each other

Some poor fucker is going to lose an eye. Or end up impaled.

Run all over the shop by the Sunderland firm! “Jelly & (Jap’s-)eyes cream all over the gaffe!â€

[safcftm]

has anyone else ever taken viagra before a match? Does it improve the viewing experience at all or are we just going to be walking around horny as fuck with erections all day? Someone said it would help get the adreneline pumping, but i dont believe him. Tempted to go onto that punternet place and find some whore in stoke just to empty me balls pre match tbh. If theres a stray women on the bus she might just get smashed

I tell you what mind, you get classy conversations on here like

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

has anyone else ever taken viagra before a match? Does it improve the viewing experience at all or are we just going to be walking around horny as fuck with erections all day? Someone said it would help get the adreneline pumping, but i dont believe him. Tempted to go onto that punternet place and find some whore in stoke just to empty me balls pre match tbh. If theres a stray women on the bus she might just get smashed

I tell you what mind, you get classy conversations on here like

I would literally rather deep fry my own balls in batter, dip them in Irn-Bru & dangle them in front of Michelle McManus than breathe the same air as a “whore from Stokeâ€

[safcftm]

has anyone else ever taken viagra before a match? Does it improve the viewing experience at all or are we just going to be walking around horny as fuck with erections all day? Someone said it would help get the adreneline pumping, but i dont believe him. Tempted to go onto that punternet place and find some whore in stoke just to empty me balls pre match tbh. If theres a stray women on the bus she might just get smashed

I tell you what mind, you get classy conversations on here like

I would literally rather deep fry my own balls in batter, dip them in Irn-Bru & dangle them in front of Michelle McManus than breathe the same air as a “whore from Stokeâ€

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

has anyone else ever taken viagra before a match? Does it improve the viewing experience at all or are we just going to be walking around horny as fuck with erections all day? Someone said it would help get the adreneline pumping, but i dont believe him. Tempted to go onto that punternet place and find some whore in stoke just to empty me balls pre match tbh. If theres a stray women on the bus she might just get smashed

I tell you what mind, you get classy conversations on here like

I would literally rather deep fry my own balls in batter, dip them in Irn-Bru & dangle them in front of Michelle McManus than breathe the same air as a “whore from Stokeâ€

[Louder]

marykate and ashely




100 things to do before I die: Fuck twins

Do you think they have..........No twin sisters wouldnt or would they........perhaps they have to see if it feels different??????

I wonder if they have a video of it if they did Tissues needed

They're touching titties !! That's like me and my brother rubbing our bollocks together . Still would though ( Bone 'em both, not rub nuts with me brother )

[g88ner]

how will USM manage to hijack this I'll never know

"What a fit collection of women! If I was scoring them on various categories, I'd give them a 10 right across the board. Talking of the board, I wouldn't give the Arsenal board a 10. After all, we could have kept spending as we were when we last won trophies but no, instead they have chosen to restrict Wenger's funds, and are instead only interested in lining their own pockets. Would these women do such a thing? I think not. So why do the board? Answer me that. Step into the light, we need to question this abuse of power, this heinous, gratuitous raping of our football club, talking of rape, would you rape those women? I wouldn't, because I don't like rape, it reminds me of the board at Arsenal, tell me about the board at Arsenal, the board, the board, when I dream I see the board, rising like a phoenix from the flames to dash my hopes and dreams like a small ship being flung into the rocks in a storm. Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh, we need a petition"

Sorry usmartin lad

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