Cesc Â£50m to... NO, not Arselona

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:01 pm

This one's for you Hlebby...

If heâ€™s anything like RVP his free kicks will keep hitting the bar or apostle the time.

RNTGOONER · Post by **RNTGOONER** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:10 pm

but at least Kaka will be ours

ArsenalSooner · Post by **ArsenalSooner** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:54 pm

if it's reported by the sun why are we discussing it?

rigsby · Post by **rigsby** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:21 pm

Cesc will be at Arsenal next year. A lot of this is speculative rubbish.

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:45 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
O'Leary wrote:
Nos89 wrote:I think Cesc's move depends on Iniesta's fitness. He's been struggling with achilles injury for best part of a year. Â£35m for Cesc in the summer. Â£25m going on Jesus Navas, and Â£10m going on some obscure french centre back.
The way our defence has been we probably need someone more like Jesus Christ as opposed to Jesus Navas.

Though no - ones seen him for 2000 odd years? Do you think AW could coax him out of retirement? Still I suppose being over 30 he'd only give him a years contract too...

Very good. Only one problem - will this Jesus Christ geezer be able to deal with all the crosses that inevitably go into our box?

Oh he will have that nailed on

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:46 pm

Put him on the board they are all about prophets

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:53 pm

mcdowell42 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
O'Leary wrote:
Nos89 wrote:I think Cesc's move depends on Iniesta's fitness. He's been struggling with achilles injury for best part of a year. Â£35m for Cesc in the summer. Â£25m going on Jesus Navas, and Â£10m going on some obscure french centre back.
The way our defence has been we probably need someone more like Jesus Christ as opposed to Jesus Navas.

Though no - ones seen him for 2000 odd years? Do you think AW could coax him out of retirement? Still I suppose being over 30 he'd only give him a years contract too...

Very good. Only one problem - will this Jesus Christ geezer be able to deal with all the crosses that inevitably go into our box?

Oh he will have that nailed on

Already used!!

TeeCee wrote:It wouldn't be long before someone like Stoke nailed him!

Still, good to see so many of you are not feeling so high and mighty and getting involved.

Two questions though: If we do sign Jesus, firstly will he get in the side?

And secondly, does that mean we'll have to make a sacrifice elsewhere?

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:09 pm

One evening a priest was sitting on a pew at the front of his church, quietly praying to the Lord.
A hot blonde suddenly came in and the priest asked her, "what can I do for you, my child?"
The blonde immediately jumped on him and said, "I want you now! Take me!"
"I beg your pardon?" the priest exclaimed.
"Fuck me now," she said, "fuck me hard up the ass!"
The priest by now was sweating and trembling at the sight of the blonde lifting up her blouse revealing a pair of huge tits.
"But, my child, you are in the house of the Lord!" the priest desperately replied.
"I don't care, take this horny virgin now you sexy son of a bitch!" the blonde exclaimed finally.
The priest, now shaking, sweating terribly and feeling himself go hard, turned towards the front of the church and, looking up to the Lord, he cried "Jesus Christ, help me - what should I do?"
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU STUPID IDIOT, GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING CROSS!"

1989 · Post by **1989** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:15 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Heâ€™d also possibly love Eboue even more than Wenger.

The fact that we don't do crosses should appeal to him as well.