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safcftm wrote:

MegaGooner wrote:

safcftm wrote:

MegaGooner wrote:I'm too wrecked to be able to make sense of that loooooooooooong post

basically it says "we're going to america, we;re going to set off lots of smoke bombs and flares and make c**ts of ourselves, you up for it?" "why aye", "mint, we'll also get some whores to piss on us", "mint"

Where do I sign up?

feel free to come along like, the more the merrier
Basically, we go to games and make a bit noise, set off smoke bombs and the likes and often get kicked out now quinny might well be sending us to america, so we reckon we'll go and meet some kinky whores and, well, set off some flares i'm sure the club will be just delighted to see us turn up!

Add in a giant inflatable cock and I'm in

Bump. On nightshift and it's a bit slow at the moment, been going through some old threads, this had me in stitches

Class thread this

What the fuck was I doing psoting at 3:37 am in the morning?

quality thread

safcftm wrote:right lads, until you lot get to barca for a sing song about the wanky tottenham hotsuprs and their triup to see the pope (and can ee get some eduardo songs so i can slag that c**t benty?), i can be found http://www.felinabcn.com/felina-escortsen.php
ge the fuck in

I definitely should have paid more attention to the classy ladies available on this site. Instead we nearly got mugged by dirty Algerian brasses in a multi storey car park in Barca last year. Bad times.

Naki_Gooner wrote:Bump. On nightshift and it's a bit slow at the moment, been going through some old threads, this had me in stitches

Please change job.

SWLGooner wrote:Class thread this

What the fuck was I doing psoting at 3:37 am in the morning?

Wanking?

flash gunner wrote:

SWLGooner wrote:Class thread this

What the fuck was I doing psoting at 3:37 am in the morning?

Wanking?

I reckon he was sitting there, staring into the mirror at his ginger hair, and crying at the injustice of it all. Whilst listening to Art Garfunkel.

I'm as ginge as you are Alan...
...keep calling you ginger and I will set your fellow midget 'Ricky Hatton' on you! ;)

I remember this thread! Nearly shat meself when I saw the title and that I was the OP, thought I'd been drunkenly posting again and forgot about it!

Well, Milan away is the next trip- I'm yet to look up filthy whores for it though

Speaking of Milan any truth in the rumour going round we will get e-tickets and have to print em off ourselves?

Can see a good 6,000 Arsenal in an end built for 5,200 if that is the case....

SWLGooner wrote:Speaking of Milan any truth in the rumour going round we will get e-tickets and have to print em off ourselves?

Can see a good 6,000 Arsenal in an end built for 5,200 if that is the case....

surely they wouldnt be daft enough to do e-tickets, would be a recipe for everyone going over without tickets, getting a photocopy of an e-ticket, getting pissed up all day, getting to the ground en masse 5 minutes before kick off and baffling the stewards until they just let everyone in. I was going to say I hope they post tickets out but actually that sounds quite a laugh- I reckon we can fit at least get 2 gooners per seat, nice 10,000 allocation

DB10GOONER wrote:

Naki_Gooner wrote:Bump. On nightshift and it's a bit slow at the moment, been going through some old threads, this had me in stitches

Please change job.

Sorry DB10, but I get paid ridiculous money for perusing the OG,

Naki_Gooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Naki_Gooner wrote:Bump. On nightshift and it's a bit slow at the moment, been going through some old threads, this had me in stitches

Please change job.

Sorry DB10, but I get paid ridiculous money for perusing the OG,

Carry on so.