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Sterling effort safctmsafcftm wrote: (I didnt manage to beat them for gayness, but I reckon I had a canny good go at it, you'll be shaking in your boots next time you're coming up our neck of the woods I promise thee!)
SWLGooner wrote:Safctm that is fucking brilliant. Teek a boo son.
cheers, that went down better than our last arsenal related song which me and me mate decided on when pissed in Barca before the second leg. Walking around what must have been a fairly pro barca area replacing "whats going on" with "cesc fabregas" in this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFy1luxL0Asafcftm wrote: cheers, that went down better than our last arsenal related song which me and me mate decided on when pissed in Barca before the second leg. Walking around what must have been a fairly pro barca area replacing "whats going on" with "cesc fabregas" in this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFy1luxL0A
That got us a bit of abuse off the locals if i'm honest, not too sure why, but tbh i was too pissed to give a fuck, we enjoyed ourselves!
Hey, hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey, I said hey Cesc Fabregas- mint
SWLGooner wrote:safcftm wrote: cheers, that went down better than our last arsenal related song which me and me mate decided on when pissed in Barca before the second leg. Walking around what must have been a fairly pro barca area replacing "whats going on" with "cesc fabregas" in this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFy1luxL0A
That got us a bit of abuse off the locals if i'm honest, not too sure why, but tbh i was too pissed to give a fuck, we enjoyed ourselves!
Hey, hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey, I said hey Cesc Fabregas- mint
In the nicest way possible that is a song that could only have come from a Euro away piss-up
indeed. IIRC we were fucked off our faces with many substances and were in one of the irish bars on las ramblas on what was probably the sunday night, where some band were on playing songs, and that was one of them, so we altered the words (which went down quite well in the pub at the time), we then kept wandering around, got lost, ended up somewhere else at some unearthly hour and kept singing it. I think the people might have been more annoyed at being woken up like, but thats what they get for blocking off the fountains, we wanted arsenal to win so we could strip off and jump in them, boring spanish fuckers 
I was about to write what *word censored* they are but I couldn't do it any better. A fucking shite, depressed, no-hope part of the world with a bitter, unpleasant population. Football-wise.Perryashburtongroves wrote:They're such great fans up at Stoke. Remember when the court Jester Chris Kamara was their manager and they got about 4,000 fans going to their games?
What absolute scum they are. Absolute filth. Millwall get a load of stick, Leeds get a load of abuse but fuck me, Stoke fans are absolute sick c**ts. What the fucking hell are they on up there? I know if I lived anywhere near that part of the world, I would be a miserable c**t but fucking hell, give it a rest, get over the fact that we beat you in the FA cup 40 odd years ago and really, winding us up over not winning trophies- fucking pathetic. They've got about one more year, two maximum in the top flight, then it's relegation, administration and gates back to 4,000. Bunch of c**ts.
Well, you didn't go to the unemployment office, the bus station or the local wetherspoons...so not really a good sample, was it?JudoKilli wrote:Stokies are fucking funny! My uni is 5 minutes from Stoke, I love uni but going into Stoke is just depressing!
I don't get what everyone says about Stoke fans being hard nuts either. Ive walked through the city center with my Arsenal shirt on, shopped in their biggest shopping center and even went into the official Stoke shop to prove that i wouldn't get any abuse! A few looks, but not even one abuse comment after a whole day!
Stoke pussies, whish they could be thugs like their players, but they're just pansies.
this is top top qualitysafcftm wrote:Reet ive been up for doing a worse song than them, I thought, hmm, they've upped the bar with "we will rock you", but I thought "no, Sunderland shall not be outdone by these heathens". So, I have devilishly attempted to make a song as gay as that just for the next time you visit the Stadium of Light, and this was not an easy task. But nonetheless, I'm pissed, so I bring you (quite fucking obviously to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k )
Wenger, I know why you feel down, I said Wenger
Cos you're in Sunderland town, I said Wenger
You can put on a frown,
Cos we're going, to, beat, your, team lad
Wenger, yes I know that we're shit, I said Wenger,
But this one time we'll hit, it off, Wenger
And Muntari's a clit, but he must, play, decent, one game
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
Wenger, I'd say you're a has been,
I said Wenger, soon we'll be singing Queen,
I said Wenger, oh we must be so mean,
We must be, as, hard, as, nails son,
Wenger, how do you like this dress,
I said Wenger, my lad said it'd impress,
I said Wenger, he said wear nothing less,
As he, fucked, me, up, my arsehole
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
(I didnt manage to beat them for gayness, but I reckon I had a canny good go at it, you'll be shaking in your boots next time you're coming up our neck of the woods I promise thee!)
That's providing they get through the qualifiers against the likes of Inter Turku or Buducnost Podgoricatopgoon wrote:I cannot wait to see both them and Birmingham in Europe next season. It's a win-win.