Lets start a new club!

Arsenal Till I Die · Post by **Arsenal Till I Die** » Wed May 18, 2011 12:38 pm

**** for fitness coach!!!!

augie · Post by **augie** » Wed May 18, 2011 1:14 pm

DB performing a wide range of tasks -

1. club medic (god knows he knows more about injuries than most

)

2. club mascot - somebody that makes our players look massive

3. ball-boy - we will need somebody to do that job that wont obstruct the
view of the fans trying to watch the game

JMascis666 · Post by **JMascis666** » Wed May 18, 2011 3:59 pm

Where you planning on playing?

1886 · Post by **1886** » Wed May 18, 2011 4:15 pm

rodders999 wrote:Once we're up and running I propose a move to a new ground so we can compete financially with the non league's very best and attract all kinds of superstars

On a serious note I'm willing to put some money into this. I'd certainly replace going to Dover and Ashford with going to Royal Arsenal.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed May 18, 2011 4:21 pm

Cockerill's chin wrote:Don't let IHH hand out the "vitamin" tablets

Cool.

Seeing as I specialise in 'alternative' medicine, I can become the club doctor!!

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed May 18, 2011 4:29 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Cockerill's chin wrote:Don't let IHH hand out the "vitamin" tablets
Cool. Seeing as I specialise in 'alternative' medicine, I can become the club doctor!!

for a moment i could see hlebby as arsenal's doctor. if arshavin is already lazy by nature, imagine him after a couple of pure indica spliffs

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed May 18, 2011 4:30 pm

That lazy crunt would need a big dose of Speed!!! Then we'd see the fucker working hard!!

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed May 18, 2011 4:33 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:That lazy crunt would need a big dose of Speed!!! Then we'd see the fucker working hard!!

yep. and a bit of cocaine to denilson, maybe he'll start giving a fuck, kicking opponents and putting some real effort

hey, that's it man, the solution to arsenal's problems is.... drugs!

Arsenal Till I Die · Post by **Arsenal Till I Die** » Wed May 18, 2011 4:45 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:That lazy crunt would need a big dose of Speed!!! Then we'd see the fucker working hard!!
yep. and a bit of cocaine to denilson, maybe he'll start giving a fuck, kicking opponents and putting some real effort

hey, that's it man, the solution to arsenal's problems is.... drugs!

Yellow stuff according Merse.

benlaimwolf · Post by **benlaimwolf** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:39 pm

JMascis666 wrote:Where you planning on playing?

The Olympic Stadium

Arsenal Till I Die · Post by **Arsenal Till I Die** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:40 pm

benlaimwolf wrote:
JMascis666 wrote:Where you planning on playing?
The Olympic Stadium

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:41 pm

Can I nominate Merson Is God for treasurer...

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:49 pm

Plumstead common to be our grounds? then after 27 years we can move to Clissold Park

Reg Niseth · Post by **Reg Niseth** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:59 pm

you could use my avatar as the club crest

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:59 pm

rodders999 wrote:Once we're up and running I propose a move to a new ground so we can compete financially with the non league's very best and attract all kinds of superstars

We could take over Shite Hart Lane if they go to Stratford,that would really piss them off!!!