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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:42 pm
by TeeCee
Whilst on this subject.....I was driving my car, with my girlfriend at the time, many years ago, we passed a very large Equestrian Centre in Kent, she looked at me and said 'Equestrian......that's fish isn't it'?
I almost crashed
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:47 pm
by olgitgooner
Nice one Teecee.
I once told my ex that the word "gullible" had been removed from the English dictionary.
She said, very indignantly, "They can't do
that!"
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:49 pm
by cusamano
Did her tits bounce up and down synchronised when she passed your desk?
If not, you should give her a hand
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:52 pm
by olgitgooner
cusamano wrote:Did her tits bounce up and down synchronised when she passed your desk?
If not, you should give her a hand
I think you forgot to quote DB10's post there mate.
Or were you referring to my ex-wife
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:09 pm
by brazilianGOONER
cusamano wrote:Did her tits bounce up and down synchronised when she passed your desk?
If not, you should give her a hand
are there ladders in the company db10 works for? if not, how is he supposed to reach her boobs?
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:34 pm
by TeeCee
are there ladders in the company db10 works for? if not, how is he supposed to reach her boobs?
Because they were virtually touching the ground to start with!
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:36 pm
by brazilianGOONER
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:20 pm
by Barriecuda
lol "The internet, impressing simpletons since 1994."
Re: Women - know your place!
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:38 pm
by Old Oak Gooner
[quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:35 pm
by cardinal2011
A few years ago we were driving through Dorset at night. There were no street lights but the road had cats eyes on it. I mentioned about the different colour cats eyes on road and what they meant when the wife came up with the classic question - 'who changes the batteries for the cats eyes?
I nearly crashed the car I was pissing myself so much.
Re: Women - know your place!
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:58 pm
by MegaGooner
[quote="DB10GOONER"]she then asked me how we “synchronisedâ€
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:30 am
by BT
Is the problem not more the case that you all seem to date thick women? Which probably means you're choosing people on your level...
(except in DB10's example, i just blame the Irish
)
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:38 am
by DB10GOONER
BT wrote:Is the problem not more the case that you all seem to date thick women? Which probably means you're choosing people on your level...
(except in DB10's example, i just blame the Irish
)
Probably true. Shit finds it's own level. In BG's case it's pretty low to the ground!
Oh and she's from Cork, BT. Not proper Oirish.
Re: Women - know your place!
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:49 am
by Nos89
[quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:49 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
BT wrote:Is the problem not more the case that you all seem to date thick women? Which probably means you're choosing people on your level...
(except in DB10's example, i just blame the Irish
)
Ouch......slating your own......who cares if a woman is intelligent or not
All i know is some women are dirty some are not, pass me the dirty one and the one with the degree in some sort of "ology"
can wait till the dj spins the last song of the night...... "Unchained Melody" before finally getting asked in the last 10 seconds of the song by usmartin for a dance
