Reception for the dirty little chav Donger etc etc

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:57 am

rebel gooner wrote:miss tweedys a dirty brass
titus bramble fucked her up the ass

and repeat till cashly gets the message

I thought it was Cashley that Titus took up the arse

Post by **REB** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:04 am

titus got to tweedy before cashly,,
happy 3some maybe

poor tweedy lying there while the two boys go for it with each other

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:59 pm

I think the results of the survey are fairly conclusive!

RednoAction I believe you have judged the situation wrongly to say the least!

Augie I am not sure I can hold back to any kinda planned routine! Normally I am at the bar until five mins before kick off bit I want to have the oppurtunity to warm up my larynx while Batty Boy limbers up!

This oppurtunity is not to be missed and if we are to believe Mr Tweedy's comments quoted in another post the little fucker sees it as some kind of oppurtunity to gloat!

If I could I would be not lobbing the fake notes at the filthy fucker but rather hardback copies of his book which I believe you can pick up now for 20p a pop in all good bookshops!

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:05 pm

Shut up RedAction. I thought you were nutters...

...How the hell will the silent treatment be bad for him?

Charlie! Charlie! · Post by **Charlie! Charlie!** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:07 pm

perhaps the crowd should turn there back on the game in silent protest?

Post by **Chippy** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:06 am

Are any bookies giving odds on the Bastardhole showing up? I am convinced he won't show.

I will abuse as much as is possible from the Family Enclosure

I do think we need to back GC22 though. I like IHH's song but its a bit long for a frist try out. Anything simple even if its just "we got Gael Clichy"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:41 am

Chippy wrote:Are any bookies giving odds on the Bastardhole showing up? I am convinced he won't show.

I will abuse as much as is possible from the Family Enclosure

I do think we need to back GC22 though. I like IHH's song but its a bit long for a frist try out. Anything simple even if its just "we got Gael Clichy"

The name Gael Clichy doesn't lend itself to a lot of good songs unfortunately.

I posted a version of "Spiderman" on another thread but Smoothy didn't like it...

But anyway here it is again. It ain't Shakespeare but it is easy to remember (and scans ok for both GC22 and Cesc).

To the tune of "Spiderman, Spiderman"...

Fabregas, Fabregas,
Plays for the mighty Arsenal,
Can he score loadsa goals?
Yes he can, heâ€™s Fabregas,
Look out â€“ itâ€™s Fabragas!

Or;

Clichyman, Clichyman,
Plays for the mighty Arsenal,
Can he beat Ashley Cole?
Yes he can, heâ€™s Clichyman,
Look out â€“ itâ€™s the Clichyman!

Post by **Dicko** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:20 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:

SEEMING THAT REDACTION AND OTHERS ARE REQUESTING A SONG FOR GAEL, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE - AND TIMELY, AS IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS - MOMENT TO REPRISE MY GAEL CLICHY DITTY.

To the tune of â€˜Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the first day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me,
The super Gael Clichy.

On the second day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Two is Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the third day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Four Fab-re-gas
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Di-a-by
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the Sixth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ten weâ€™ve got Willy - he is our captain
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eleven R.V.P
Ten weâ€™ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

And the twelfth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Twelve all the subs
Eleven R.V.P
Ten weâ€™ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy!

THEN WE FINISH WITH 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap), 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap).

THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES FOR NOT KNOWING THE PROPER WORDS!!

Please sing that on the mic before Chelsea match

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:23 pm

Chippy wrote:Are any bookies giving odds on the Bastardhole showing up? I am convinced he won't show.

I will abuse as much as is possible from the Family Enclosure

I do think we need to back GC22 though. I like IHH's song but its a bit long for a frist try out. Anything simple even if its just "we got Gael Clichy"

HE'LL BE THERE. BECAUSE BRIDGE PLAYED YESTERDAY, I SUSPECT CASHLEY WILL PLAY ON SUNDAY (UNLESS HE HAS A QUIET WORD WITH AVRAM GRANT, WHICH I DOUBT) AND BRIDGE AGAINST LIVERPOOL NEXT WEEK. CASHLEY PROBABLY WANTS TO GET IT OVER AND DONE WITH BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE CAN'T KEEP AVOIDING US.

augie · Post by **augie** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:15 pm

Can anyone tell if I'm right in thinking that you must be a member to get into the rocket on matchdays ? Think I read that here before but am not sure

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:37 pm

AUGIE,

I THINK I READ THAT YOU NEED TO SHOW YOUR ARSENAL SEASON TICKET/MEMBERSHIP.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:42 pm

I think they opened it up to red members too, but I could be totally arse about tit on that one...

Post by **Dicko** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:34 pm

I think a match ticket (home end) will do. Although one lone Pompey fan was let in at the xmas party last year.

gus ceasar is a legend · Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:29 pm

Went to the Arsenal Christmas Dinner last night!

Perry Groves was one of the legends speaking and he said basically "fuck this be nice to Cashley nonsense....lets give the disrespectful wanker hell Sunday"!

He hates the Chav fucker and went on about how Cashley should realise how privledged he was to play for Arsenal etc.........he also pissed himself laughing over the fact that his book had sold double the amount of Bastardholes!

Top man Perry Groves.......fucking hilarious!

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:58 pm

So my question is; Are we going to ignore him (IF he turns up)? I kinda like the idea of letting him know he is nothing now, just a bench warmer for the soon to be mid table again chavs.

.......BUT..........

I also REALLY like the idea of abusing the dirty little chav Donger.

I'd personally like to ignore him and build up Clichy - but really want the fucker abused.

Kinda like a proxy war if you will - fund the opposition to carry out the dirty deeds while looking like the superpower who's above it all.

***lightbulb moment***

Ignore Ashley Cole - in fact give him a 1930s style polite applause. Even give him a bit of an applause every time he touches the ball.

Then on 89 mins will get Peter Tatchell and outrage to storm the pitch and harrass Ashley to come out of the closet.

Reception for the dirty little chav Donger etc etc

What reception should Cashley A. Hole get?