I wrote this last year...
When Tarquin came over from Mayfair,
In praise of the AFC,
We hadn't won an awful lot since 2005,
Well he'd stand at the back of Diamond Club,
In the sun wearing shades,
Once a Season for a couple of years,
But never a trophy came,
Second game of The Emirates Cup Final,
We'd already drawn at home,
We needed to pull something out the bag,
In order to save the day,
Then Tarquin remembered a ditty, .
His father used to sing,
And quickly jumped up on to his feet and started to sing it again.
So Tarquin got up and he sung it again .
Over and over and over again
B' Jesus said Tarquin I sang it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again.
So Tarquin got up and he sung it again…….
Now The Gunners they all played like wankers
To the song that Tarquin had sung
And Squillaci and Chamakh and Flappy
Made sure that the Emirates Cup was lost.
The next year things got even better
The Arsenal the best in the land
We built a new block of flats
Behind every stand
We covered the whole of the High Road
And all the streets around
We knew that we would win the biggest balance sheet award
When we heard a familiar sound......
"Special circumstances and mental stength...."
And as Tarquin sang out aloud
The Gunners were once again financially sound
And The Board had done us proud
And Tarquin got up and he sang it again
Over and over and over again
B' Jesus said Tarquin I sang it so well
I think I'll get up and
I'll sing it again.
So Tarquin got up and he sung it again
THE CLUB MEASURE SUCCESS BY PROFIT.
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NEW BANNER - IN TROPHIES WE TRUST.
