Rvp will refuse to sign a new deal. The fools running the club will refuse to sell him. A uneasy tension exists all season and a frequently injured rvp doesnt come close to hitting the heights he did this season

At the end of the season the worst kept secret of the year is finally confirmed when rvp announces that he is to join barca on a bosman on july 1st
Tv5 will set a new season high for goals from a centre back - unfortunatley we are shipping goals all over the place as the defence is constantly exposed by tv5's gallops forward
The will be strong demands from arsene wenger and his devout followers for alex song to be crowned fifa world player of the year as he delivers
four world class passes for Arsenal goals in the season. Twitchers son, again showing his knowledge of the game (

), backs the nomination of song and uses the phrase world class repeatidly

Meanwhile, undetected by most, song continues to have a passing accuracy of 37% and sets a new world record for the highest number of yellow cards amassed in the season
November 5th will see the club hire a new doctor, two new physio's, a new dietician, 2 new witch doctors and a vet in an effort to get to the bottom of the constant injuries of diaby and his treatment room buddies rosicky and gibbs.
Podolski starts the season in hot form and leads the league goal scoring wise however all is not well behind the scenes as himself and mertesacker get increasingly frustrated at the ineptitude of the people running our club which is total alien to the ultra efficency of the germans. Before the season ends both hand in transfer requests citing anti nazi rants by a mackem on a Gooner forum as the reason behind their move
