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Top Londoner wrote:Bloody wars Quartz. That's a bit out of left field ain't it?

Definitely option one.

Why Mellor and Galloway?

Your shout next, Top!

goonersid wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Would you rather;

Arsenal win the CL but the scum win the double...

or

the scum win the CL and Arsenal win the double.

It wouldn't matter, either way the press would hail the spud's to be the greater achievement.

So would Babatunde

Hilarious thread that has had me laughing all morning long. Well played.

I Hate Hleb wrote:Hilarious thread that has had me laughing all morning long. Well played.

You sad

arseofacrow wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Hilarious thread that has had me laughing all morning long. Well played.

You sad

True - thus the need for the laughter.

gun to your head. would you rather

1. sit in a locked room with harry redknapp repeatedly asking him for his opinion on different players and their potential availability for transfer for 24 hours

or

2. sit in a locked room with arsene wenger, discussing financial fair play and only being allowed to fire negative questions at him knowing they will bring his usual semi-positive "mental strength"-style responses, infuriating you for 24 hours solid

skizz_b wrote:gun to your head. would you rather

1. sit in a locked room with harry redknapp repeatedly asking him for his opinion on different players and their potential availability for transfer for 24 hours

or

2. sit in a locked room with arsene wenger, discussing financial fair play and only being allowed to fire negative questions at him knowing they will bring his usual semi-positive "mental strength"-style responses, infuriating you for 24 hours solid

As it's "gun to head" I'd quickly reach over and

skizz_b wrote:gun to your head. would you rather

1. sit in a locked room with harry redknapp repeatedly asking him for his opinion on different players and their potential availability for transfer for 24 hours

or

2. sit in a locked room with arsene wenger, discussing financial fair play and only being allowed to fire negative questions at him knowing they will bring his usual semi-positive "mental strength"-style responses, infuriating you for 24 hours solid

Would have to be number 1 you could even make up some names and see him give his bullshit responses

flash gunner wrote:

skizz_b wrote:gun to your head. would you rather

1. sit in a locked room with harry redknapp repeatedly asking him for his opinion on different players and their potential availability for transfer for 24 hours

or

2. sit in a locked room with arsene wenger, discussing financial fair play and only being allowed to fire negative questions at him knowing they will bring his usual semi-positive "mental strength"-style responses, infuriating you for 24 hours solid

Would have to be number 1 you could even make up some names and see him give his bullshit responses

good one flash - "now harry, fernando cojones from atletico carajos"

Would you rather lick Cheryl Cole or Louise Redknapps dripping pussy? knowing what's already been in there

Id smash both of them.

Rosie_titters wrote:Would you rather lick Cheryl Cole or Louise Redknapps dripping pussy? knowing what's already been in there

Tough one.

Depends if She-Gazza is gagged or not. I just could not listen to her fucking horrendous voice giving it the whole "Wor hoy canny lad - lick mah poony! Ooh, away the lads – Ah’ve alwizz wunted wor canny lickin’ since childhud!”

And then there's the probability that old 'Arry tried out Louise before Jamie "My Dad" Redknapp got a go on her...

Yeah... I think I'd probably just have a wánk if that's ok?

DB10GOONER wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:Would you rather lick Cheryl Cole or Louise Redknapps dripping pussy? knowing what's already been in there

And then there's the probability that old 'Arry tried out Louise before Jamie "My Dad" Redknapp got a go on her...

"she wont stop going - shes got a great little engine on her"

skizz_b wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:Would you rather lick Cheryl Cole or Louise Redknapps dripping pussy? knowing what's already been in there

And then there's the probability that old 'Arry tried out Louise before Jamie "My Dad" Redknapp got a go on her...

"she wont stop going - shes got a great little engine on her"

Triffic!