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rodders999 wrote:

burns718 wrote:

rodders999 wrote:I know this may be slightly off topic, but there is a girl in our office today wearing a short black skirt with black tights and it is driving me off my f'n head. SHE IS SMOKING HOT.

dont tell us, show us, THATS WHAT SMARTPHONES ARE FOR!!!!!

Hmmmmm, while that idea does have it's appeal there's one major drawback, i.e. the huge risk of getting caught and being labelled a sexual predator.

im not seeing the drawback!!!

Predators get their prey, if anything it will just speed up the process, win win for all!

It's November

Mods agreed December is best for a transfer rumour thread full of bullshit wasn't to be allowed

SteveO 35 wrote:Any MOD shutting this thread down goes down as a total miserable c++t.

This is what we all love deep down - there'll be a Goetze/Mata type player that we get linked with for months before finally settling on Charlie Austin and a 17 year old "super quality" Korean wonderboy

The whole process of the AKBs saying "this time round Arsene is going to sort it out" is the stuff of dreams

Long live the Transfer Rumours - up there with the Diaby thread as the best around

Tell you what SteveO, you read every single post on this fucking thread (because we mods have to) when it's 200 pages of shite and then come back to me...

DB10GOONER wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:Any MOD shutting this thread down goes down as a total miserable c++t.

This is what we all love deep down - there'll be a Goetze/Mata type player that we get linked with for months before finally settling on Charlie Austin and a 17 year old "super quality" Korean wonderboy

The whole process of the AKBs saying "this time round Arsene is going to sort it out" is the stuff of dreams

Long live the Transfer Rumours - up there with the Diaby thread as the best around

Tell you what SteveO, you read every single post on this fucking thread (because we mods have to) when it's 200 pages of shite and then come back to me...

Very similar to steve o's diaby thread then

augie wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:Any MOD shutting this thread down goes down as a total miserable c++t.

This is what we all love deep down - there'll be a Goetze/Mata type player that we get linked with for months before finally settling on Charlie Austin and a 17 year old "super quality" Korean wonderboy

The whole process of the AKBs saying "this time round Arsene is going to sort it out" is the stuff of dreams

Long live the Transfer Rumours - up there with the Diaby thread as the best around

Tell you what SteveO, you read every single post on this fucking thread (because we mods have to) when it's 200 pages of shite and then come back to me...

Very similar to steve o's diaby thread then

VERY VERY similar...

not this again

I think you MODs are doing a cracking job - you've enjoyed reading 85 pages of Wenger stuff and a fair few on the Great Abou.....so its only fair that you get your own "super quality" thread as a reward

And admit it now - this thread provokes the greatest reactions.

I just can't wait to see Augie's reaction when we sign Charlie Austin

Just another helpful thought - should we let Baba back in for the duration of this thread

Cusamano & McDowell's 'super quality thread'

I Hate Hleb wrote:Sorry lads but I'm really tempted to lock this. It's way too early to be starting a transfer thread. Perhaps try again in December - preferably after the festivities so we can at least enjoy Christmas before being put on this perpetual downer!!

Timing is everything for this kind of thing, but if you are going to let amateurs start a transfer thread this is what you have to put up with

Shall we run a book on which killjoy will lock the thread

cusamano wrote:There is no romour thread, so I post this here.

Rumours here in Hamburg say that Arsenal is interested in signing 20y old Heung-Min Son from Hamburger SV.
Promising kid imo.

http://www.fussballtransfers.com/bundes ... lung_32145

I would be sceptic that would say we won't sign anyone, but given he's a little-known youngster, theres defintley substance to this rumour!

So have you signed Sneijder yet?

3 pages in and not a mention of Joe Cole, Kalou or Goetze.

Perhaps McDowell was right about this being a bit amateur. A professionals thread would have at least 25 pages of Kalou speculation by now

In:

A proven GK
A LB that isn't a fat tosser
A new RB if there is any substance in the Sagna runour. Not fair to expect Jenko to fully replace him.
A DM would be nice.

Out:

Ramsey
Walcott
Santos
FlappySquillaciVito etc...
NOT Chamakh oddly enough.

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Please?

No offence to cusamo (he does a great job on the reaper thread) but McD's rumour thread was much better than this shit.

I know - lets have two rumour threads - this one and a proper one by Mc D?