It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
armchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?
Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!
Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gay - however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder
armchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?
Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!
Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gay - however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder
armchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?
Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!
Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gay - however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder
Is that like a baby's arm holding an apple? Just asking.
No lads, this is her below with her new sewing machine.
She was a lovely girl, but - as you can see in the photo - she didn't half have a hairy pussy
So it's true. She really did need that sewing machine so she could stitch her beef curtains back together after being torn a new one. Does that explain why she specifically wanted a "Brothers Sewing Machine"?
DB10GOONER wrote:I'm betting her current fuck-buddy (and I'm sorry g88ner but she will have one) just loves g88ner!
"Is that fucking northerner still hanging around?"
"Yeah, but we're just friends."
"Why is he licking your living room window?"
You bet he does.
G88ner's probably the one that's "there for her" when being on the blob turns her into a raving lunatic. The one that sleeps in the wet spot for 20 mins after her & her current fuck buddy have sex so it's dry by the time they go to bed. The one who gently holds her hair back away from her face while she's giving the postman a blowy. Everybody loves g88ner. Top bloke all round.
- however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder 
Just asking.
