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DB10GOONER wrote:I'm betting her current fuck-buddy (and I'm sorry g88ner but she will have one) just loves g88ner!

"Is that fucking northerner still hanging around?"
"Yeah, but we're just friends."
"Why is he licking your living room window?"

bastards, the lot of ya!

g88ner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:I'm betting her current fuck-buddy (and I'm sorry g88ner but she will have one) just loves g88ner!

"Is that fucking northerner still hanging around?"
"Yeah, but we're just friends."
"Why is he licking your living room window?"

bastards, the lot of ya!

You still haven't explained! And another gem for my IU4GN collection.

This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?

Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!

armchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?

Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!

Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gay - however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder

g88ner wrote:

armchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?

Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!

Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gay - however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder

Gay? Its like an episode of Will and Grace ffs.

g88ner wrote:

armchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?

Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!

Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gay - however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder

Is that like a baby's arm holding an apple? Just asking.

g88ner just fucking delete this appalling thread, you have the powers

Fuckin' brilliant

This thread is up there with the spreadable butter thread

RoscommonGooner wrote:Fuckin' brilliant

This thread is up there with the spreadable butter thread

An absolute classic even if i say so myself

Is it anything like this one.............?

No.

This is an actual photo of the set up, G88ner's ex is in the middle.

No lads, this is her below with her new sewing machine.

She was a lovely girl, but - as you can see in the photo - she didn't half have a hairy pussy

g88ner wrote:

No lads, this is her below with her new sewing machine.

She was a lovely girl, but - as you can see in the photo - she didn't half have a hairy pussy

So it's true. She really did need that sewing machine so she could stitch her beef curtains back together after being torn a new one. Does that explain why she specifically wanted a "Brothers Sewing Machine"?

DB10GOONER wrote:I'm betting her current fuck-buddy (and I'm sorry g88ner but she will have one) just loves g88ner!

"Is that fucking northerner still hanging around?"
"Yeah, but we're just friends."
"Why is he licking your living room window?"

You bet he does.

G88ner's probably the one that's "there for her" when being on the blob turns her into a raving lunatic. The one that sleeps in the wet spot for 20 mins after her & her current fuck buddy have sex so it's dry by the time they go to bed. The one who gently holds her hair back away from her face while she's giving the postman a blowy. Everybody loves g88ner. Top bloke all round.

Just listen to the words

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