Rubbish Football Chants

[Bradywasking]

Currently despise "Stand Up If you Hate Tottnum" when we're playing Everton

Someone in front of us at the Milan game in '08 attempted to start that , have to say it just felt out of place with Maldini , Nesta etc on the pitch.

[rodders999]

How about this, to the melody of 'You don't know what you're doing'....

You're just some waste material
You're just some waste material'
You're just some waste material'

Now that is what you call a rubbish chant!!

Can we hear more from Arsene Wenger please

[SteveO 35]

Currently despise "Stand Up If you Hate Tottnum" when we're playing Everton

Someone in front of us at the Milan game in '08 attempted to start that , have to say it just felt out of place with Maldini , Nesta etc on the pitch.

^ This is why I've always enjoyed a bit of banter with Dan 85 when we're talking about megaphones and orchestrators trying to start singing. If some tosser wants me to stand up because I hate Tottenham when we're playing Coventry in the League Cup I'd rather shove the megaphone up their arse.

WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA? (after every goal - moronic)

HE EATS/DRINKS/SCORES/ PAYS TAX/DRIVES etc how or when he wants (yawn yawn yawn)

At least songs like I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles, Glad All Over etc are special to those clubs. Just turning up and singing "he scores when he wants" to a bloke with 8 goals and "I wanna go home.......Swansea/Bradford/Norwich wherever's a shithole....I wanna go home" can be sung by any team anywhere (and usually is every single week with mind numbing regularity)

[SteveO 35]

How about this, to the melody of 'You don't know what you're doing'....

You're just some waste material
You're just some waste material'
You're just some waste material'

Now that is what you call a rubbish chant!!

Can we hear more from Arsene Wenger please

You'll be able to hear more "There's Only One Arsene Wenger" when that contract extension gets sorted mate.....just be patient a few months longer please

[rodders999]

You'll be able to hear more "There's Only One Arsene Wenger" when that contract extension gets sorted mate.....just be patient a few months longer please

It's Friday so I'm going to leave that slide, but you come at me with that sh1te on Monday and I'm going postal on you're ass.

[Bradywasking]

Horrible one for next Wednesday !!! " Your son's going to jail, you're Brendan Rodgers and your son's going to jail" ...

[Chippy]

I quite like that new one

"We want you to stay, Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay!"

[navangooner]

I miss the highbury days where before the game started we sang songs for all the players until we got a clap. Petit, Bould, Overmars, Henry and the rest. We seldom hear that nowadays.

[Deise Gooner]

This deserves a mention on the list.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6tcF4nlVNk

[SWLGooner]

Most songs now are crap through overuse.

Almost all of our songs are shit. Giroud's song is good. Good Old Arsenal is proper. Aside from that, we have nothing really good.

[topgoon]

He's big,he's black
He's had a heart attack
He's Kanu

[hutchy08]

Suuuuper, super...Jack, tom , Nick, rob..list goes on ...especially embarrassing when we sing it about 2 different players in the same game .

Also ...Thomas Vermaelen Clap clap clap clAp...after wed sung same song about moments earlier

WE HAVE THE WORST SELECTION OF SONGS IN THE LEAGUE

YET WE HAVE AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC THAT SOUNDS AMAZING IN FULL FLOW AS GOOD AS ANYTHING IN THE LEAGUE

B'JESUS SAID PADDY I SANG IT SO WELL...

...yet we never hear it anymore

[navangooner]

Which is worse though, Singing a rubbish song and creating an atmosphere or sitting in silence letting the away fans make noise

[DB10GOONER]

Suuuuper, super...Jack, tom , Nick, rob..list goes on ...especially embarrassing when we sing it about 2 different players in the same game .

Also ...Thomas Vermaelen Clap clap clap clAp...after wed sung same song about moments earlier

WE HAVE THE WORST SELECTION OF SONGS IN THE LEAGUE

YET WE HAVE AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC THAT SOUNDS AMAZING IN FULL FLOW AS GOOD AS ANYTHING IN THE LEAGUE

B'JESUS SAID PADDY I SANG IT SO WELL...

...yet we never hear it anymore

Agreed, a classic song. But in the Conglomerates bowl in particular there are so many JCL mongs that most of them don't know and/or have never heard "B'Jesus said Paddy".

[Old Oak Gooner]

Suuuuper, super...Jack, tom , Nick, rob..list goes on ...especially embarrassing when we sing it about 2 different players in the same game .

Also ...Thomas Vermaelen Clap clap clap clAp...after wed sung same song about moments earlier

WE HAVE THE WORST SELECTION OF SONGS IN THE LEAGUE

YET WE HAVE AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC THAT SOUNDS AMAZING IN FULL FLOW AS GOOD AS ANYTHING IN THE LEAGUE

B'JESUS SAID PADDY I SANG IT SO WELL...

...yet we never hear it anymore

Agreed, a classic song. But in the Conglomerates bowl in particular there are so many JCL mongs that most of them don't know and/or have never heard "B'Jesus said Paddy".

Agreed, another that does my head in is from the away fans to the home fans regardless of location, score, time; " your support is fucking shit", no wit, humour or anything really just moronic insult.