HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME

[DB10GOONER]

g88ner - I'm a gooner and I was 88 years old when I joined the forum. Simple really.

No Nazi ideology behind it at all then?

Christ, g88ner is one complex character.

An effeminate, friendly northern Nazi forced to leave Bumblefuck Farm, North Wancashurr & head south in pursuit of acceptance of his alternative lifestyle. If his ex turns out to be Jewish, I think we've got a potential Oscar-winning blockbuster screenplay here.

Quartz is g88ner's ex??!!

[QuartzGooner]

g88ner - I'm a gooner and I was 88 years old when I joined the forum. Simple really.

No Nazi ideology behind it at all then?

Christ, g88ner is one complex character.

An effeminate, friendly northern Nazi forced to leave Bumblefuck Farm, North Wancashurr & head south in pursuit of acceptance of his alternative lifestyle. If his ex turns out to be Jewish, I think we've got a potential Oscar-winning blockbuster screenplay here.

Quartz is g88ner's ex??!!

Now steady on you six strings plucker!

I have never met G88ner, never been anyone's "girlfriend" and never owned a sewing machine (though if I am up to date in the saga neither has G88ner's ex so far?).

[BournemouthRED]

I randomly picked bournemouthred, then I started to feel like a fake so I thought fuck it and drove south!

[Top Londoner]

I couldn't come up with one that hadn't been banned on other forums.

So, I killed a bloke and stole his identity.

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Boycott accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.

[QuartzGooner]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Boycott accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty.

I thought G88ner was a Cumbrian?

So maybe now a Melvyn Bragg accent is more appropriate?

[OneBardGooner]

I couldn't come up with one that hadn't been banned on other forums.

So, I killed a bloke and stole his identity.

Verrily tis true coz I know what part of the A48 he is buried under.

[OneBardGooner]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Boycott accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty.

I thought G88ner was a Cumbrian?

So maybe now a Melvyn Bragg accent is more appropriate?

What all nasally and sniffy???

[OneBardGooner]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.

Wow!

[corkbarry]

It took me Weeks to find a username that would be unique to me. I had thought of Corkfinbarr, but it did not roll of the tongue like
Corkbarry

[g88ner]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.

I'm more northern than Michael Parkinson ffs! - definitely not a brummie!

I'm Cumbrian. Born and bred in the beautiful Lake District ... living in Derby

[arseofacrow]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.

I'm more northern than Michael Parkinson ffs! - definitely not a brummie!

I'm Cumbrian. Born and bred in the beautiful Lake District ... living in Derby

Do subtitles appear whenever you speak?

[DB10GOONER]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.

I'm more northern than Michael Parkinson ffs! - definitely not a brummie!

I'm Cumbrian. Born and bred in the beautiful Lake District ... living in Derby

Yes. Yes you are. Alroight skip!

[northbank123]

Is g88ner a brummie? I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?

Deffo Brummie

For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.

I'm more northern than Michael Parkinson ffs! - definitely not a brummie!

I'm Cumbrian. Born and bred in the beautiful Lake District ... living in Derby

I wish I could say what a lovely place the East Midlands is.

[Goose]

Goose is a nickname my teammates gave me through football.

Some said that it was cos I was good in the air - most said it was because I was flat footed

.....and some say it was because you liked a hand between the butt cheeks and on the gonads.

Guilty as charged