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Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:39 pm
by DB10GOONER
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:northbank123 wrote:g88ner wrote:g88ner - I'm a gooner and I was 88 years old when I joined the forum. Simple really.
No Nazi ideology behind it at all then?
Christ, g88ner is one complex character.
An effeminate, friendly northern Nazi forced to leave Bumblefuck Farm, North Wancashurr & head south in pursuit of acceptance of his alternative lifestyle.
If his ex turns out to be Jewish, I think we've got a potential Oscar-winning blockbuster screenplay here.
Quartz is g88ner's ex??!!
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:55 pm
by QuartzGooner
DB10GOONER wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:northbank123 wrote:g88ner wrote:g88ner - I'm a gooner and I was 88 years old when I joined the forum. Simple really.
No Nazi ideology behind it at all then?
Christ, g88ner is one complex character.
An effeminate, friendly northern Nazi forced to leave Bumblefuck Farm, North Wancashurr & head south in pursuit of acceptance of his alternative lifestyle.
If his ex turns out to be Jewish, I think we've got a potential Oscar-winning blockbuster screenplay here.
Quartz is g88ner's ex??!!
Now steady on you six strings plucker!
I have never met G88ner, never been anyone's "girlfriend" and never owned a sewing machine (though if I am up to date in the saga neither has G88ner's ex so far?).
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:32 pm
by BournemouthRED
I randomly picked bournemouthred, then I started to feel like a fake so I thought fuck it and drove south!
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:57 pm
by Top Londoner
I couldn't come up with one that hadn't been banned on other forums.
So, I killed a bloke and stole his identity.
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:31 am
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
flash gunner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Is g88ner a brummie?
I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?
Deffo Brummie
For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Boycott accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:32 pm
by QuartzGooner
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:flash gunner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Is g88ner a brummie?
I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?
Deffo Brummie
For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Boycott accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty.
I thought G88ner was a Cumbrian?
So maybe now a Melvyn Bragg accent is more appropriate?
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:28 pm
by OneBardGooner
Top Londoner wrote:I couldn't come up with one that hadn't been banned on other forums.
So,
I killed a bloke and stole his identity.
Verrily tis true coz I know what part of the A48 he is buried under.
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:29 pm
by OneBardGooner
QuartzGooner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:flash gunner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Is g88ner a brummie?
I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?
Deffo Brummie
For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Boycott accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty.
I thought G88ner was a Cumbrian?
So maybe now a Melvyn Bragg accent is more appropriate?
What all nasally and sniffy???
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:30 pm
by OneBardGooner
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:12 pm
by corkbarry
It took me Weeks to find a username that would be unique to me. I had thought of Corkfinbarr, but it did not roll of the tongue like
Corkbarry
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:46 pm
by g88ner
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:flash gunner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Is g88ner a brummie?
I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?
Deffo Brummie
For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.
I'm more northern than Michael Parkinson ffs! - definitely not a brummie!
I'm Cumbrian. Born and bred in the beautiful Lake District
... living in Derby
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:58 am
by arseofacrow
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:00 am
by DB10GOONER
g88ner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:flash gunner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Is g88ner a brummie?
I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?
Deffo Brummie
For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.
I'm more northern than Michael Parkinson ffs! - definitely
not a brummie!
I'm Cumbrian. Born and bred in the beautiful Lake District
... living in Derby
Yes. Yes you are. Alroight skip!
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:16 am
by northbank123
g88ner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:flash gunner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Is g88ner a brummie?
I thought he was from way Oop North & now lived in Swindon or some other dump? Is he on a one-man mission to frequent more shitholes than Michael Barrymore?
Deffo Brummie
For years now I've read every single one of g88ner's posts in a Geoffrey Chaucer accent. Often out loud. Only to find out it was all a lie? I feel so dirty. That Nazi bastard has robbed me of my innocence.
I'm more northern than Michael Parkinson ffs! - definitely not a brummie!
I'm Cumbrian. Born and bred in the beautiful Lake District
...
living in Derby
I wish I could say what a lovely place the East Midlands is.
Re: HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR USER NAME
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:48 pm
by Goose
Top Londoner wrote:Goose wrote:Goose is a nickname my teammates gave me through football.
Some said that it was cos I was good in the air
- most said it was because I was flat footed
.....and some say it was because you liked a hand between the butt cheeks and on the gonads.
Guilty as charged
