sp*rs (a) match thread

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Re: sp*rs (a) match thread

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The match will be decided on Tactics and team selection.
Since we dont do tactics it will depend on weather they make it an open game ,if they do we can win ,if they
are more canny and wait till we run ourselves into the corner they can pick us off .
No prediction from me,I just hope we can fcuk up monkey face bale.

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Bale is a big fish in a small pond. "Breakthrough season"? Give me a fucking break! :lol: :roll: One blinding game, nothing for 3 games, one blinding game, nothing for 4 games, one blinding game, nothing for 3 games etc etc ad infinitum. He bottles against us, like the scum bottle 4th place every season. Also, Bale is windy as fuck. Put 2 good early marker tackles on him and he is out of the game. Only real fear I have about this cúnt is a ref falling for one of his many many dives and giving the vermin a penno. :? :x

Have a sneaky feeling we'll do them 2-1. But then with this Arsenal side we could just as easily go there and lose 4-1! :lol: :roll:

2-1 to The Arsenal. Fuck the scum. 8)

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They'll start like a whirlwind so if we stop them scoring in the first 15 mins of each half we stand a chance. I think it could be one of those days, like liverpool away, that we pull a performance out of the bag and destroy them.

3-0 Podolski hatrick

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flash gunner wrote:They'll start like a whirlwind so if we stop them scoring in the first 15 mins of each half we stand a chance. I think it could be one of those days, like liverpool away, that we pull a performance out of the bag and destroy them.

3-0 Podolski hatrick
...and all will be rosy in the Wenger garden of pain, destruction and self-harm :?: :roll: :)

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Bale to be booked first half for simulation. I will bet on it.

Cheating, diving :censored:

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arseofacrow wrote:
flash gunner wrote:They'll start like a whirlwind so if we stop them scoring in the first 15 mins of each half we stand a chance. I think it could be one of those days, like liverpool away, that we pull a performance out of the bag and destroy them.

3-0 Podolski hatrick
...and all will be rosy in the Wenger garden of pain, destruction and self-harm :?: :roll: :)
:barscarf:

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Yup! they will come at us full speed from the kick off....we need to 'settle' and get into our rhythm...monkeycunt will do his best to cheat for a pen or two....depends on who the ref is.

Jenko to take monkeycunt out with two 'well timed tackles' in the first 10 - 15 minutes...he will pussy out and so then we take control of the game and Hey Presto!...Theo, Pods and Jack to score....Handbags a few times which will lead to a more serious scuffle and see Jack get in the face (chest) of greedywhore who will dive like the bitch he is to try and win a pen....

Jack to win Man Of The Match. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:


UP THE ARSE!!!!!!

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Top Londoner wrote:Bale to be booked first half for simulation. I will bet on it.

Cheating, diving :censored:
Bale to dive in the first half and get away with it more like.

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northbank123 wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:Bale to be booked first half for simulation. I will bet on it.

Cheating, diving :censored:
Bale to dive in the first half and get away with it more like.

Not so sure nb123. Since he got the pen at our place, hasn't he picked up a few cautions for cheating?
Who is the ref for this game?

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As much as I want Wenger out and see missing out on clge next season as a means to an end, there are simply some situations where you have to put your dissatisfaction with Wenger aside.
With ourselves being the only realistic chance of keeping those fuckers out of the clge next season, this unfortunately has become one of those situations. Also if they were to miss out next season they would almost undoubtedly lose Bale, which would make them also rans next season.
Wouldn't it also be funny, that an Arsenal team in disarray and the worst under Wenger and despite being shite, were still better than the "high flying" spuds.
Their game tonight with the shammers will be crucial, if they lose, then a draw at the weekend would be a great result, given the tough fixtures they have coming up.
Alas I don't think it will pan out like this, I can see them beating us comfortably at the weekend and then pushing on and securing a clge spot. then we can once again turn our attentions to our incompetent manager.

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It's very possible that tonight, and remembrance of Bobby Morre might be significant too sid.

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Who's the ref?
Is there any chance we get :censored: Michael Leslie Dean for this game? :cussing:

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Top Londoner wrote:
northbank123 wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:Bale to be booked first half for simulation. I will bet on it.

Cheating, diving :censored:
Bale to dive in the first half and get away with it more like.

Not so sure nb123. Since he got the pen at our place, hasn't he picked up a few cautions for cheating?
Who is the ref for this game?
Yeah he has mate. He has also got away with it on so many more occasions, most notably this one which he wasn't booked for somehow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNGlQIZMxiE

He also regularly dives for Wales although of course only one man and his dog are watching and they're not particularly perturbed. But watch his great goal vs Norwich which was widely acclaimed and watch how some tries to bring him down when he's flying forward 40 yards from goal and he brushes them aside and stays on his feet. And then watch MOTD after any given dive and hear the 'experts' say how at his pace any sort of contact makes it impossible to stay on your feet.

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Yeah, agree with the Norwich goal.
This Villa vid shows the ref's angle.
Who was the ref? He had a clear view and the lino only flagged for a throw in too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVYfuIUJtBA

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I hope we win

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