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Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:11 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Lazymedia wrote:My Mrs had hers over twenty years ago. Her advice is to visit 'hystersisters' website. Very helpful forum. And keep enough HRT so your Mrs never runs out. My Mrs has done that, and got too hot and very itchy, drove her up the wall.
Mate that is so true, my missus was itching like mental the last 3 days and very hot so hopefully these HRT tablets sort it out.
Cheers dude for your advice

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:42 pm
by Top Londoner
Lefty mate.
GOOGLE is your friend.
These days, everything is on-line for both of you. Google a Q and you get an array of Q's and A's.
Go for it chum
Fondest love and spiritual best wishes to you both
WENGER OUT
Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:21 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Top Londoner wrote:Lefty mate.
GOOGLE is your friend.
These days, everything is on-line for both of you. Google a Q and you get an array of Q's and A's.
Go for it chum
Fondest love and spiritual best wishes to you both
WENGER OUT
Cheers TL mate, very much appreciated and love right back at you from this family

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:34 pm
by topgoon
LLG only just seen this, hope everything went ok or as ok as these things can go.
Good luck and hopefully you won't have to do the hovering and ironing for too long.
Take care mate and if you need a reason to smile while this is going on think of AW saying we can win the league.

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:14 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
topgoon wrote:LLG only just seen this, hope everything went ok or as ok as these things can go.
Good luck and hopefully you won't have to do the hovering and ironing for too long.
Take care mate and if you need a reason to smile while this is going on think of AW saying we can win the league.

Cheers Topgoon, well it has all gone well with the odd hiccup, Toni goes into hospital as an inpatient again on Monday (feel like a resident there tbf) for some scans as she keeps on bleeding but hopefully this is just normal.
She seems well and is getting better, we even went to the pub an hour ago for some grub, so on the up my friend
Oh yeah and Arsene does keep me amused to the point where I wet myself laughing

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:54 pm
by corkbarry
Are you still doing the washing and ironing

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:48 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
corkbarry wrote:Are you still doing the washing and ironing

Yes mate
And the hoovering, cooking and general fetching and carrying
I can honestly say I'm knackered, I do the hoovering, dusting and clean the bathroom before work everyday and now I have to do the gardening apparently the good lady would love to see some new features while she is recuperating
The missus is getting better everyday and we have been out on some walks to get her in the fresh air and back to some level of fitness, on one of our walks along the river test the area was a bit flooded and so I decided to jump a part of it, my dog thought this was great fun and jumped with me, clipped my heel and I landed on my ass in a pair of shorts absolutely soaked and caked in mud
She nearly wet herself for a good few hours
On a plus note, my Yorkshire puds are way better than hers (Michelin star grade

) and my roasts are top notch, even my gravy is good, she's not happy that my son says he wants me to do the roasts from now on, and tbh neither am I
Still not got to grips with the settings on the washing machine yet though
Can't believe I forgot this bit

The good lady had a letter last Monday from the surgeon to confirm that she is free of the big c and that as far as they are concerned no more surgery is required
I told her that is code for "you can do the housework now", her reply was concise

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:14 pm
by StuartL
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:corkbarry wrote:Are you still doing the washing and ironing

Yes mate
And the hoovering, cooking and general fetching and carrying
I can honestly say I'm knackered,
I do the hoovering, dusting and clean the bathroom before work everyday and now I have to do the gardening apparently the good lady would love to see some new features while she is recuperating
How can a house get so dusty / dirty everyday ?? I only do mine once a week (sometimes fortnightly)
Can't believe I forgot this bit

The good lady had a letter last Monday from the surgeon to confirm that she is free of the big c and that as far as they are concerned no more surgery is required
I told her that is code for "you can do the housework now", her reply was concise

That is great news Lefty, really pleased for you both

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:47 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
StuartL wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:corkbarry wrote:Are you still doing the washing and ironing

Yes mate
And the hoovering, cooking and general fetching and carrying
I can honestly say I'm knackered,
I do the hoovering, dusting and clean the bathroom before work everyday and now I have to do the gardening apparently the good lady would love to see some new features while she is recuperating
How can a house get so dusty / dirty everyday ?? I only do mine once a week (sometimes fortnightly)
Can't believe I forgot this bit

The good lady had a letter last Monday from the surgeon to confirm that she is free of the big c and that as far as they are concerned no more surgery is required
I told her that is code for "you can do the housework now", her reply was concise

That is great news Lefty, really pleased for you both

Cheers stu, from us both

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:16 pm
by corkbarry
A great Weekend on all fronts then.
Sounds like a few of us will be over for Sunday roast

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:53 pm
by augie
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:corkbarry wrote:Are you still doing the washing and ironing

Yes mate
And the hoovering, cooking and general fetching and carrying
I can honestly say I'm knackered, I do the hoovering, dusting and clean the bathroom before work everyday and now I have to do the gardening apparently the good lady would love to see some new features while she is recuperating
The missus is getting better everyday and we have been out on some walks to get her in the fresh air and back to some level of fitness, on one of our walks along the river test the area was a bit flooded and so I decided to jump a part of it, my dog thought this was great fun and jumped with me, clipped my heel and I landed on my ass in a pair of shorts absolutely soaked and caked in mud
She nearly wet herself for a good few hours
On a plus note, my Yorkshire puds are way better than hers (Michelin star grade

) and my roasts are top notch, even my gravy is good, she's not happy that my son says he wants me to do the roasts from now on, and tbh neither am I
Still not got to grips with the settings on the washing machine yet though
Can't believe I forgot this bit

The good lady had a letter last Monday from the surgeon to confirm that she is free of the big c and that as far as they are concerned no more surgery is required
I told her that is code for "you can do the housework now", her reply was concise

Just read this now lefty (dont visit cannonballs too much) and am delighted for you both

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:42 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
augie wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:corkbarry wrote:Are you still doing the washing and ironing

Yes mate
And the hoovering, cooking and general fetching and carrying
I can honestly say I'm knackered, I do the hoovering, dusting and clean the bathroom before work everyday and now I have to do the gardening apparently the good lady would love to see some new features while she is recuperating
The missus is getting better everyday and we have been out on some walks to get her in the fresh air and back to some level of fitness, on one of our walks along the river test the area was a bit flooded and so I decided to jump a part of it, my dog thought this was great fun and jumped with me, clipped my heel and I landed on my ass in a pair of shorts absolutely soaked and caked in mud
She nearly wet herself for a good few hours
On a plus note, my Yorkshire puds are way better than hers (Michelin star grade

) and my roasts are top notch, even my gravy is good, she's not happy that my son says he wants me to do the roasts from now on, and tbh neither am I
Still not got to grips with the settings on the washing machine yet though
Can't believe I forgot this bit

The good lady had a letter last Monday from the surgeon to confirm that she is free of the big c and that as far as they are concerned no more surgery is required
I told her that is code for "you can do the housework now", her reply was concise

Just read this now lefty (dont visit cannonballs too much) and am delighted for you both

Cheers Augie mate, from me and Mrs Lefty

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:14 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:18 pm
by corkbarry
I do love a sense of humour

did she hurt you much when she hit you with the golf club

Re: Anyone's missus had a hysterectomy
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:17 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
corkbarry wrote:
I do love a sense of humour

did she hurt you much when she hit you with the golf club

It was her hair straighteners

and they were on, I now have a scar like Harry Potter
