WHAT A BUNCH OF COCKS HA HA HA HA

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Re: WHAT A BUNCH OF COCKS HA HA HA HA

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Read it from start to finish, brilliant :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:
Read it from start to finish, brilliant :lol:
It's a piss funny read. Starts off with nervous tension just like if their actual team was in a cup fina- sorry, that's too fucking far fetched a sentence to finish! :lol:

Then it's unbridled joy for a bit and moronic talk about shite like Livermore and Fat Tom Huggleswiggle. :oops:

Then the slow realisation of what will happen that begins to set into their spacker minds. :rubchin:

Before finally ending in utter utter suicidal deppression. :barscarf: :lol:

If ever a quote summed up the scum it’s this one;

“It would be so nice for them to get to the magical 10 years without a trophy...”
- Nick “Trevor” Sharp, 14 years old, bestest ever tottingham fan

They actually gauge their history on the “magic” of the length of failure they endure. :coffeespit:

Tottingham Shitsplats – the club that just keeps on giving! :barscarf: :lol:

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A fan's forum that's even more vituperative than the OG? Time to redouble our efforts. :barscarf:

The Hull FC supporters North London branch T-shirt is just awsomely pathetic. :lol:

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officepest wrote:A fan's forum that's even more vituperative than the OG? Time to redouble our efforts. :barscarf:

The Hull FC supporters North London branch T-shirt is just awsomely pathetic. :lol:
Are you trying to ensure Top Londoner buys shares in google?! :lol: :wink:

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Laid in bed ill, supposed to be sleeping and just spent the last 20mins laughing my a**e off.

It's the funniest read since Glory Glory last year after DVD's negative spiral speech came back to bite him in the a**e.

It really does build up, the tension is great,you know the ending but it's still hilarious.

You can tell they are all just into puberty because to a man they all peaked too early and the come down from our 2nd goal is too funny for words.

What in God's name is a F**king sp**k guzzling j*sm monkey :shock:

How's this for irony, 3 threads about a team,you get mocked up t shirts of the opposing team when they are in a final,the sole f**king purpose of your team is being in this other teams position,ie top 4 every season, yet it's them that are obsessed with you and not the other way round. The umpteenth thread about the Arsenal on your site is called and I quote 'they are obsessed with us'

It's true,there really is some sh*t that you couldn't make up.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
officepest wrote:A fan's forum that's even more vituperative than the OG? Time to redouble our efforts. :barscarf:

The Hull FC supporters North London branch T-shirt is just awsomely pathetic. :lol:
Are you trying to ensure Top Londoner buys shares in google?! :lol: :wink:
:coffeespit:

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topgoon wrote:Laid in bed ill, supposed to be sleeping and just spent the last 20mins laughing my a**e off.

It's the funniest read since Glory Glory last year after DVD's negative spiral speech came back to bite him in the a**e.

It really does build up, the tension is great,you know the ending but it's still hilarious.

You can tell they are all just into puberty because to a man they all peaked too early and the come down from our 2nd goal is too funny for words.

What in God's name is a F**king sp**k guzzling j*sm monkey :shock:

How's this for irony, 3 threads about a team,you get mocked up t shirts of the opposing team when they are in a final,the sole f**king purpose of your team is being in this other teams position,ie top 4 every season, yet it's them that are obsessed with you and not the other way round. The umpteenth thread about the Arsenal on your site is called and I quote 'they are obsessed with us'

It's true,there really is some sh*t that you couldn't make up.
On here we call it a "SPUDMASHER". :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
topgoon wrote:Laid in bed ill, supposed to be sleeping and just spent the last 20mins laughing my a**e off.

It's the funniest read since Glory Glory last year after DVD's negative spiral speech came back to bite him in the a**e.

It really does build up, the tension is great,you know the ending but it's still hilarious.

You can tell they are all just into puberty because to a man they all peaked too early and the come down from our 2nd goal is too funny for words.

What in God's name is a F**king sp**k guzzling j*sm monkey :shock:

How's this for irony, 3 threads about a team,you get mocked up t shirts of the opposing team when they are in a final,the sole f**king purpose of your team is being in this other teams position,ie top 4 every season, yet it's them that are obsessed with you and not the other way round. The umpteenth thread about the Arsenal on your site is called and I quote 'they are obsessed with us'

It's true,there really is some sh*t that you couldn't make up.
On here we call it a "SPUDMASHER". :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Life without these c u n t s would be dull lets face it

Only a few weeks to go before Pocchetino (the world's most overrated manager) gets appointed and soon spunks £50m on new players and the talk will begin of how its definitely the year this time

What a sad bunch of wankers they really are, but they serve a purpose of cracking us up year after year

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LDB wrote:What is particularly funny is some of them claiming we had an easy draw... we played their own fucking team :lol: :lol:
POST OF THE YEAR IMO..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

P.S. Bring back the Twitchie :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkQ1XeTrLvI

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
topgoon wrote:Laid in bed ill, supposed to be sleeping and just spent the last 20mins laughing my a**e off.

It's the funniest read since Glory Glory last year after DVD's negative spiral speech came back to bite him in the a**e.

It really does build up, the tension is great,you know the ending but it's still hilarious.

You can tell they are all just into puberty because to a man they all peaked too early and the come down from our 2nd goal is too funny for words.

What in God's name is a F**king sp**k guzzling j*sm monkey :shock:

How's this for irony, 3 threads about a team,you get mocked up t shirts of the opposing team when they are in a final,the sole f**king purpose of your team is being in this other teams position,ie top 4 every season, yet it's them that are obsessed with you and not the other way round. The umpteenth thread about the Arsenal on your site is called and I quote 'they are obsessed with us'

It's true,there really is some sh*t that you couldn't make up.
On here we call it a "SPUDMASHER". :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
DB10SLOP, YOU'RE A C U N T :lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
topgoon wrote:Laid in bed ill, supposed to be sleeping and just spent the last 20mins laughing my a**e off.

It's the funniest read since Glory Glory last year after DVD's negative spiral speech came back to bite him in the a**e.

It really does build up, the tension is great,you know the ending but it's still hilarious.

You can tell they are all just into puberty because to a man they all peaked too early and the come down from our 2nd goal is too funny for words.

What in God's name is a F**king sp**k guzzling j*sm monkey :shock:

How's this for irony, 3 threads about a team,you get mocked up t shirts of the opposing team when they are in a final,the sole f**king purpose of your team is being in this other teams position,ie top 4 every season, yet it's them that are obsessed with you and not the other way round. The umpteenth thread about the Arsenal on your site is called and I quote 'they are obsessed with us'

It's true,there really is some sh*t that you couldn't make up.
On here we call it a "SPUDMASHER". :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
DB10SLOP, YOU'RE A C U N T :lol:
:lol:

Yes. Yes, I am. :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
officepest wrote:A fan's forum that's even more vituperative than the OG? Time to redouble our efforts. :barscarf:

The Hull FC supporters North London branch T-shirt is just awsomely pathetic. :lol:
Are you trying to ensure Top Londoner buys shares in google?! :lol: :wink:

Cheap shot, really.
What else to expect of someone with standard height deviations, and being Oirish too :lol:


WENGER OUT

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