MAN UTD HOME

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Manure can stick anyfucker up against the BCV and Nacho and they will own our CH's in a matter of minutes. But GrannyMolester and VanJudasCunt must be creaming themselves at the thought of bitchslapping our two pussy CHs. :|

It's all so predictable. Our one dimensional play will be exposed again, even by one of the shittest Manure teams in their history. Chambers' confidence looks wobbly at the moment and yesterday won't have helped him. DiMaria will prison-styleee rape him silly. Ramsey will huff and puff and flick and backheel his dizzy little head off. Chesney will have that cocky grin on, and then throw one into his own net. Welbeck will make a few good runs but miss a couple of sitters. Wenger doesn't have a clue how to adapt to individual games or make tactical changes when needed, so at 0-2 down he will throw on Sanogoals in the 88th minute. :oops: :roll:

We will either get beaten 0-2 or scrape a draw 1-1. :roll: :cussing:

Football can just fuck off. :censored:

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This is the ideal game to play after recent poor performances and criticism of the manager.....for Manchester United that is.. We couldn't score against Moyes' Man Utd , this United are marginally better and will relish playing Arsenal . 0-2..1-3..jaded after internationals etc....

ARSENAL WILL REOPEN FOR BUSINESS IN 2017

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Bradywasking wrote:
ARSENAL WILL REOPEN FOR BUSINESS IN 2017
Indeed. We will reopen for business in 2017, and guess what? Wenger will still be here to ensure we make a profit.

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Easy 3 points for the mancs, Van Gaal will outwit Wenker, when is the last time we beat these fuckers in a game that actually mattered?
Fuck off Wenker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know its the day after another farce but i just cannot see us getting a win against United. We couldn't beat them last year with Moyes in charge and certainly couldn't under Ferguson. They def have the sign over us.

I think the best we will get is a draw, then we can concentrate on beating West Brom :rubchin: but after that its difficult seeing us get anything v Dortmund, Southampton or Stoke. Am i really saying this :cry:

Its also fact that we are closer to Burnley than Chelsea........................................

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Hmmmm - This is a tough one to call because they are quite poor as well. However, Daley Blind looks to be an excellent signing. I wish that we'd have signed him.

The knives are out for Wenger at the moment, so I can see him pulling one out of the bag here. However, I am going for a scoring draw 1-1.

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Here's my theory:

Arsene isn't stupid and our form is deliberate. He has actively allowed us to have our pants pulled down and be beaten like a ginger stepchild in order to foster a false sense of security at Old Shatford. It's all psychology innit?

You'll see; van Girl will roll up with his "tactics" and "deliberate team selection" nonsense and will be totally perplexed once we batter them all over the pitch.

6-1.

Now, the only unanswered questions are: why is my jacket so tight and why are the walls to my room so soft? :dancingbanana:

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officepest wrote:Here's my theory:

Arsene isn't stupid and our form is deliberate. He has actively allowed us to have our pants pulled down and be beaten like a ginger stepchild in order to foster a false sense of security at Old Shatford. It's all psychology innit?

You'll see; van Girl will roll up with his "tactics" and "deliberate team selection" nonsense and will be totally perplexed once we batter them all over the pitch.

6-1.

Now, the only unanswered questions are: why is my jacket so tight and why are the walls to my room so soft? :dancingbanana:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I would like to say help is at hand, But sadly mate - Wenker is the cause of all our problems - health issues both psychological and physical - I couldn't help it - my foot slipped and it went through the TV...and wenger is here to stay - we might as well shut up shop till the ubercunt is GONE!. :cry: :cussing:


Arsenal FC not arsene fc.

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I fancy us to get our first away win of the season when we meet you. Actually, who am I kidding? This has draw written all over it. On paper, this is the perfect match for us because we struggle against teams with a physical presence who play direct. Arsenal's tippy tappy stuff should be easy enough for us to put up with.

It all depends on who's at the back for us - you just know Welbeck will score against us too. We're shit, you are shit. We've got match winners in the team in our Fat Scouser and Di Maria, so have you in Sanchez.

Don't know what's going on with Arsenal anymore - you're just that club which finishes top 4, fails in Europe, then finishes top 4, to fail in Europe season after. Rinse, repeat.

Change your manager, scouting structure and bring in some steel and you'll be fine.

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Derek Acorah wrote:I fancy us to get our first away win of the season when we meet you. Actually, who am I kidding? This has draw written all over it. On paper, this is the perfect match for us because we struggle against teams with a physical presence who play direct. Arsenal's tippy tappy stuff should be easy enough for us to put up with.

It all depends on who's at the back for us - you just know Welbeck will score against us too. We're shit, you are shit. We've got match winners in the team in our Fat Scouser and Di Maria, so have you in Sanchez.

Don't know what's going on with Arsenal anymore - you're just that club which finishes top 4, fails in Europe, then finishes top 4, to fail in Europe season after. Rinse, repeat.

Change your manager, scouting structure and bring in some steel and you'll be fine.
The be all and end all is top 4, nothing else. We're not trying to win the league or european cup. The players are too comfortable. Same mistakes. Nothing changes.

Unfortunately, nobody trusts the guys upstairs to find the right replacement.

We have solid foundations but no direction and players with little character and a manager who's proved over the last 5 years that he isn't capable of changing things or listening to people.

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Derek Acorah wrote:I fancy us to get our first away win of the season when we meet you. Actually, who am I kidding? This has draw written all over it. On paper, this is the perfect match for us because we struggle against teams with a physical presence who play direct. Arsenal's tippy tappy stuff should be easy enough for us to put up with.

It all depends on who's at the back for us - you just know Welbeck will score against us too. We're shit, you are shit. We've got match winners in the team in our Fat Scouser and Di Maria, so have you in Sanchez.

Don't know what's going on with Arsenal anymore - you're just that club which finishes top 4, fails in Europe, then finishes top 4, to fail in Europe season after. Rinse, repeat.

Change your manager, scouting structure and bring in some steel and you'll be fine.
Wenger won't resign and the board won't sack Wenger so we have to wait till he leaves then we can a new manager. In the meantime just like previous 8 yrs we just have to put up with the same old shit over and over again like a broken record.

I still think that you guys will beat us as you have shown that even with Moyes is in charge we still can't beat you. We will make you look like world beaters on the day.

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Derek Acorah wrote:I fancy us to get our first away win of the season when we meet you. Actually, who am I kidding? This has draw written all over it. On paper, this is the perfect match for us because we struggle against teams with a physical presence who play direct. Arsenal's tippy tappy stuff should be easy enough for us to put up with.

It all depends on who's at the back for us - you just know Welbeck will score against us too. We're shit, you are shit. We've got match winners in the team in our Fat Scouser and Di Maria, so have you in Sanchez.

Don't know what's going on with Arsenal anymore - you're just that club which finishes top 4, fails in Europe, then finishes top 4, to fail in Europe season after. Rinse, repeat.

Change your manager, scouting structure and bring in some steel and you'll be fine.

I'd be a bit worried if i were you. United are becoming our rivals again :lol:

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Yeah1 Rivals for 5th position. :lol: :shock: :banghead: :cry:

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Two great clubs, now shadows of their former selves. I don't even know why Sky are bothering to move it to 5.30. We'll never have a better chance to beat Man Utd but you could have said that last season, where we only took 1 point from 6 against the worst Man Utd team since 1989/90. We'll have a good few attacking moments, test De Gea, won't score and then we'll throw in some defensive errors and lose 2-0.

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Derek Acorah wrote: We're shit, you are shit.
that sadly is the bottom line - both had managers that had total control and while it worked, great - but both hung on too long - both for the same reason i think - both wanted another shot at the ECL.

both teams have the same problems too - great going forwards, but no one to control the midfield and earn the right to play their football, and protect the back four.

sadly both managers will hail a 0-0 as a 'fair result' - which for the fans snorting up 90 quid to watch utter shite is anything but.

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