old chants

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:54 pm

Bunting14 wrote:£30 a week, £30 a week, division 2 is callin you £30 a week. Pre premiership ditty against relegation threatened team

WTF?

What the hell are you talking about? What is this "pre-premiership" thing you speak of?

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:17 pm

To the crappy Jim Reeves song "Distant Drums", and aimed at the oppo supporters......

"I hear the sound
Of distant bums
Over there
Over there

And do they smell?
Like fucking hell
Over there
Over there"

And there was the old favourite " You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in"

Post by **Chippy** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:46 pm

markmark64 wrote:always remember the one from the mid seventies about tommy dochertys time at united.
whos up mary brown
whos up mary brown
tommy tommy docherty
tommy tommy docherty

something to do with him shagging one of the directors mrs i think,but a good bit of stick for him.cant name the tune though it still rings in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRxWZ5-mvg

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:05 pm

I liked the hijack of the scouse song "In My Liverpool Home".

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:17 pm

markmark64 wrote:always remember the one from the mid seventies about tommy dochertys time at united.
whos up mary brown
whos up mary brown
tommy tommy docherty
tommy tommy docherty

something to do with him shagging one of the directors mrs i think,but a good bit of stick for him.cant name the tune though it still rings in my head

Wasnt she the physios wife? He used to send him away on fake scouting missions and pop round there for a quick one

A11M11 · Post by **A11M11** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:30 pm

Saw him play for us when I was a kid, with Kelsey , Strong , Eastham and little Irish winger a kind of forerunner of George Armstrong , the tiny Joe Haverty.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:32 pm

Some great old chants on here that I remember well

The one I will NEVER fucking miss however was that "Here we go" shit that everyone sung for a while and Everton even decided to make into a record

"Here we go, here we go, here we go.....Everton are the best we all know"

The songwriters must have been up all night working on that one

A11M11 · Post by **A11M11** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:35 pm

Ah yes , the earwig song. ( earwigo )

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:37 pm

A11M11 wrote:Ah yes , the earwig song. ( earwigo )

Usually accompanied by someone waving an inflatable banana......ha ha, I loved the 80s but lets be honest.....some of it was a bit shit

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:42 pm

A11M11 wrote:Saw him play for us when I was a kid, with Kelsey , Strong , Eastham and little Irish winger a kind of forerunner of George Armstrong , the tiny Joe Haverty.

Eastham was my dads favourite ever player until Bergkamp came along.

officepest · Post by **officepest** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:47 pm

SteveO 35 wrote:Some great old chants on here that I remember well

The one I will NEVER fucking miss however was that "Here we go" shit that everyone sung for a while and Everton even decided to make into a record

"Here we go, here we go, here we go.....Everton are the best we all know"

The songwriters must have been up all night working on that one

Agreed, it was dismal.

The worst modern one has got to be ......"(insert semi-pro clogger team name here)..we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen".

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:53 pm

officepest wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Some great old chants on here that I remember well

The one I will NEVER fucking miss however was that "Here we go" shit that everyone sung for a while and Everton even decided to make into a record

"Here we go, here we go, here we go.....Everton are the best we all know"

The songwriters must have been up all night working on that one
Agreed, it was dismal.

The worst modern one has got to be ......"(insert semi-pro clogger team name here)..we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen".

I think "he scores when he wants" aimed at any 34 year old journeyman striker in the lower leagues is the modern day Here We Go

officepest · Post by **officepest** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:58 pm

SteveO 35 wrote:
officepest wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Some great old chants on here that I remember well

The one I will NEVER fucking miss however was that "Here we go" shit that everyone sung for a while and Everton even decided to make into a record

"Here we go, here we go, here we go.....Everton are the best we all know"

The songwriters must have been up all night working on that one
Agreed, it was dismal.

The worst modern one has got to be ......"(insert semi-pro clogger team name here)..we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen".
I think "he scores when he wants" aimed at any 34 year old journeyman striker in the lower leagues is the modern day Here We Go

Speaking of; did you see the Villa/Bournemouth game?

The Holte end was singing that particular gem....

"We're Aston Villa, we score when we want".

I hope it was ironic, I really do.

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:59 am

You're just a greedy crunt Stapleton, Stapleton

Clash · Post by **Clash** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:21 am

Peeman wrote:We all agree, Brady is better than Hoddle

And he was! Not sure it was so accurate when Brady left and it became ''Rixy is better than Hoddle'' though

The old chants were so much better though. I cant stand most of what gets sung today. That ''ohhh Santi Cazorrrrrla'' drone really gets on my fcuking nerves.

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