Cheese on Toast Face ''resigns''

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rodders999 wrote:Just you watch 'Arry get the Newcastle job in the summer.
"After me knee got sorted, Sandra told me to get out the house…I wasn’t gonna go back to football, but then I got the call from Mike Ashley….and, y’know, they’re a triffic club….and I couldn’t say no…….once they gave me a blank cheque to sign every journeyman has-been out there, I was there quicker than you could say 'Rosie'."

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rich31 wrote:Without wanting to cause a riot can anyone tell me what all the hate for him is really about...yes he managed the scum but I cant remember him caning The Arsenal verbally when he did and he never wasted any money of any club I support.
Yes he did some harm at some clubs and had no loyalty but what the f**k does that matter to us?..Just don't really get all the hate from Gooners apart from the spuds thing but there doesn't seem to be that level of hatred for other managers from down theroad...tin hat on so off you go lads.... :shock:
How about calling Arsenal supporters lowest of the low after our berating of Adebayor at White Hart Lane prompting the club to issue banning warnings to our supporters who were there that day with all the press jumping on board. This despite him conviniently ignoring some of the most disgusting chants I've heard coming from Tottenham supporters, And him defending Adebayor doing a knee slide in front of our away support at Man City despite causing a near riot in the away end that day and a steward getting injured.

The man is a hypocrite of the highest order and an attention seeking arsehole. The celebrity jungle awaits...good riddance.

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He'll worm his way in at Bournemouth (as a board member) and when they struggle in their first season up in the Premier League, Eddie Howe will get the sack, to make way for 'Arry's "glorious return" to the club where he started as a manager.

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officepest wrote:
rodders999 wrote:Just you watch 'Arry get the Newcastle job in the summer.
"After me knee got sorted, Sandra told me to get out the house…I wasn’t gonna go back to football, but then I got the call from Mike Ashley….and, y’know, they’re a triffic club….and I couldn’t say no…….once they gave me a blank cheque to sign every journeyman has-been out there, I was there quicker than you could say 'Rosie'."
:coffeespit:

That could be his obituary, it's that good. :lol: 8)

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Worst thing now is this melted candle featured cúnt is going to turn up on Goals On Sunday where he will have the deepest darkest nooks and crannies of his rectum power-cleaned by Chris "Do you love me now, Daddy?!!" Kamara's tongue. :roll:

Honestly, it sickens me watching that attention starved geebag cleaning the shit out of his pathetic moustache everytime he rims the likes of Pardew, Fat Sam, Curbishley, Reid, Melted Features and Doubtfire Warnock on that fucking show. :x :roll:

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officepest wrote:
rodders999 wrote:Just you watch 'Arry get the Newcastle job in the summer.
"After me knee got sorted, Sandra told me to get out the house…I wasn’t gonna go back to football, but then I got the call from Mike Ashley….and, y’know, they’re a triffic club….and I couldn’t say no…….once they gave me a blank cheque to sign every journeyman has-been out there, I was there quicker than you could say 'Rosie'."

brilliant mate,well funny but true.

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DB10GOONER wrote:Worst thing now is this melted candle featured cúnt is going to turn up on Goals On Sunday where he will have the deepest darkest nooks and crannies of his rectum power-cleaned by Chris "Do you love me now, Daddy?!!" Kamara's tongue. :roll:

Honestly, it sickens me watching that attention starved geebag cleaning the shit out of his pathetic moustache everytime he rims the likes of Pardew, Fat Sam, Curbishley, Reid, Melted Features and Doubtfire Warnock on that fucking show. :x :roll:

In the week that it is announced that a second novel by Harper Lee has been found and will be published DB10 comes up with such beautiful prose...

Agree with every bit of it by the way..

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DB10GOONER wrote:Worst thing now is this melted candle featured cúnt is going to turn up on Goals On Sunday where he will have the deepest darkest nooks and crannies of his rectum power-cleaned by Chris "Do you love me now, Daddy?!!" Kamara's tongue. :roll:

Honestly, it sickens me watching that attention starved geebag cleaning the shit out of his pathetic moustache everytime he rims the likes of Pardew, Fat Sam, Curbishley, Reid, Melted Features and Doubtfire Warnock on that fucking show. :x :roll:
Unbelievable, Jeff.

His face reminds me of a child's Mr Potato head. A Mr Potato head that has had all the features rearranged and has been savagely melted, that is.

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GranadaJoe wrote:
rich31 wrote:Without wanting to cause a riot can anyone tell me what all the hate for him is really about...yes he managed the scum but I cant remember him caning The Arsenal verbally when he did and he never wasted any money of any club I support.
Yes he did some harm at some clubs and had no loyalty but what the f**k does that matter to us?..Just don't really get all the hate from Gooners apart from the spuds thing but there doesn't seem to be that level of hatred for other managers from down theroad...tin hat on so off you go lads.... :shock:

Maybe some of us have opinions that are not based solely on self-interest.
If somebody I don't know is robbed by someone else I don't know it isn't perverse to have feelings about the matter

Portsmouth had amazing fans and 'Arry managed to destroy the club. He showed no loyalty, constantly lied, threw tantrums and generally left clubs in significantly worse situations than he found them.
A twat of the highest order.
and "maybe some of us" are just too busy with supporting our own club and then our local club in our community and our families,our jobs etc,then watching and worrying about the real pain and suffering in this world to consume ourselves with hate because a manager of a club(we do not support) spent money which he was allowed to spend by the owner of that club at the time(the real villain in the Portsmouth saga I would suggest) .....and to maybe suggest I would not care about someone being robbed because I do not hate redknapp is just ridiculous .....I am no fan of redknapps but asked a perfectly reasonable question which you answered by resorting to suggesting I do not care about people being robbed because I am not consumed with hatred for redknapp and his time at Portsmouth....pathetic really

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GranadaJoe wrote:
rich31 wrote:Without wanting to cause a riot can anyone tell me what all the hate for him is really about...yes he managed the scum but I cant remember him caning The Arsenal verbally when he did and he never wasted any money of any club I support.
Yes he did some harm at some clubs and had no loyalty but what the f**k does that matter to us?..Just don't really get all the hate from Gooners apart from the spuds thing but there doesn't seem to be that level of hatred for other managers from down theroad...tin hat on so off you go lads.... :shock:

Maybe some of us have opinions that are not based solely on self-interest.
If somebody I don't know is robbed by someone else I don't know it isn't perverse to have feelings about the matter

Portsmouth had amazing fans and 'Arry managed to destroy the club. He showed no loyalty, constantly lied, threw tantrums and generally left clubs in significantly worse situations than he found them.
A twat of the highest order.
double post :oops:
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How about calling Arsenal supporters lowest of the low after our berating of Adebayor at White Hart Lane prompting the club to issue banning warnings to our supporters who were there that day with all the press jumping on board. This despite him conviniently ignoring some of the most disgusting chants I've heard coming from Tottenham supporters, And him defending Adebayor doing a knee slide in front of our away support at Man City despite causing a near riot in the away end that day and a steward getting injured.

The man is a hypocrite of the highest order and an attention seeking arsehole. The celebrity jungle awaits...good riddance.[/quote]

Yep that's more than fair mate and makes sense of the hatred..cheers
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mcdowell42 wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Nobody will miss him he is a right n00b :lol:

Not sure about that,we had a guy on a while back who rated him better than Arsene :lol:
If 'Arry takes over he might sign Kalou

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SteveO 35 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Nobody will miss him he is a right n00b :lol:

Not sure about that,we had a guy on a while back who rated him better than Arsene :lol:
If 'Arry takes over he might sign Kalou

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Bradywasking wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Worst thing now is this melted candle featured cúnt is going to turn up on Goals On Sunday where he will have the deepest darkest nooks and crannies of his rectum power-cleaned by Chris "Do you love me now, Daddy?!!" Kamara's tongue. :roll:

Honestly, it sickens me watching that attention starved geebag cleaning the shit out of his pathetic moustache everytime he rims the likes of Pardew, Fat Sam, Curbishley, Reid, Melted Features and Doubtfire Warnock on that fucking show. :x :roll:

In the week that it is announced that a second novel by Harper Lee
has been found and will be published DB10 comes up with such beautiful prose...

Agree with every bit of it by the way..
Atticus Redknapp in: To Kill a Range Rover Window.

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Offside wrote:He'll worm his way in at Bournemouth (as a board member) and when they struggle in their first season up in the Premier League, Eddie Howe will get the sack, to make way for 'Arry's "glorious return" to the club where he started as a manager.
That's not a bad shout actually, if they do come up I'd put a fiver on that. Although it depends on how serious they are about staying up, they might have a Burnley-type attitude about it and just take the one season of tv money and the parachute payments to strengthen themselves in the Championship.

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