Trip to Mordor Sunday 16:00

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Re: 6 fingered inbreds away Sun 16.15

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scfc64 wrote:First of all,a very happy new year to all you goonies out there, its been been a long time since I posted on here but the operation went fine and my extra thumbs not rejected . This is mainly to do if you are driving on Sunday and were to park to avoid delays getting to and from the ground. Come off the M6 junction 16. Follow the A500 and put in ST4 4HW in your sat nav and this will take you to Old Whieldon Road.

Its free to park if you get there early enough then walk over the bridge,down the side of the canal and this takes you to the ground,its about 15-20 mins,but trust me,after the game you'll be halfway home doing this as opposed to still being stuck trying to get away from the ground after the match. Go over the footbridge to the ground and the away end is just to your right.

If you're a bit earlier and you have time,come off at junction 16 on the M6 as you would heading towards Stoke on the A500,but turn left onto the A34 and just a bit further up on the right is a Miller&Carter steakhouse,which is really nice (ST7 1UR) or a Toby Carvery is on the same road a bit further on at the traffic lights (ST7 1LW) Then put Old Whieldon Road back in your sat nav when you've finished and you just double back on yourself and you'll be there in no time,But leave plenty of time to get a parking space.

Unfortunately,the Mrs and I booked to go away on Sunday, She wanted to go on Saturday but I my clubfoot down and said no no no Orccilla,we play the Royal Arsenal on the Saturday so we'll go to Jurassic park (its like centre parcs but centre parcs don't do a cannibal buffet....I always have a ball there)on the Sunday,she weren't happy...She stood there shaking her heads at me.....and what happens...Sky change it to Sunday...twats.....anyway,if you go,enjoy the day,I'll be watching from my holiday cave....ttfn.....almost forgot..... high six :shock:
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One win in 7 there is atrocious.

A lot of wrongs to put right, but if we play anything like we have recently we will come away with nothing.

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When we try to play they kick the shyte out of us...If we try to 'dig in' they kick the shyte ourt of us...yes, they have some flair players - But Rule One in the Orc book of anything and everything

Kick Em and Kick Em Fucking Hard....


The second rule in the Orc book of anything and everything :


Kick Em Hard then Kick Em Fucking Harder.....


The third rule in the Orc book of anything and everything - well there isn't one as they cannot count past 2....even with Twelve Digits to choose from...

I hate Hughes - he's a *word censored* - a liar - and a CUNTT of the highest/lowest order... :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
scfc64 wrote:First of all,a very happy new year to all you goonies out there, its been been a long time since I posted on here but the operation went fine and my extra thumbs not rejected . This is mainly to do if you are driving on Sunday and were to park to avoid delays getting to and from the ground. Come off the M6 junction 16. Follow the A500 and put in ST4 4HW in your sat nav and this will take you to Old Whieldon Road.

Its free to park if you get there early enough then walk over the bridge,down the side of the canal and this takes you to the ground,its about 15-20 mins,but trust me,after the game you'll be halfway home doing this as opposed to still being stuck trying to get away from the ground after the match. Go over the footbridge to the ground and the away end is just to your right.

If you're a bit earlier and you have time,come off at junction 16 on the M6 as you would heading towards Stoke on the A500,but turn left onto the A34 and just a bit further up on the right is a Miller&Carter steakhouse,which is really nice (ST7 1UR) or a Toby Carvery is on the same road a bit further on at the traffic lights (ST7 1LW) Then put Old Whieldon Road back in your sat nav when you've finished and you just double back on yourself and you'll be there in no time,But leave plenty of time to get a parking space.



Unfortunately,the Mrs and I booked to go away on Sunday, She wanted to go on Saturday but I my clubfoot down and said no no no Orccilla,we play the Royal Arsenal on the Saturday so we'll go to Jurassic park (its like centre parcs but centre parcs don't do a cannibal buffet....I always have a ball there)on the Sunday,she weren't happy...She stood there shaking her heads at me.....and what happens...Sky change it to Sunday...twats.....anyway,if you go,enjoy the day,I'll be watching from my holiday cave....ttfn.....almost forgot..... high six :shock:
:coffeespit: :lol: :lol:

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You say that but he'll be waiting to TWOC your cars.

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scfc64 wrote:First of all,a very happy new year to all you goonies out there, its been been a long time since I posted on here but the operation went fine and my extra thumbs not rejected . This is mainly to do if you are driving on Sunday and were to park to avoid delays getting to and from the ground. Come off the M6 junction 16. Follow the A500 and put in ST4 4HW in your sat nav and this will take you to Old Whieldon Road.

Its free to park if you get there early enough then walk over the bridge,down the side of the canal and this takes you to the ground,its about 15-20 mins,but trust me,after the game you'll be halfway home doing this as opposed to still being stuck trying to get away from the ground after the match. Go over the footbridge to the ground and the away end is just to your right.

If you're a bit earlier and you have time,come off at junction 16 on the M6 as you would heading towards Stoke on the A500,but turn left onto the A34 and just a bit further up on the right is a Miller&Carter steakhouse,which is really nice (ST7 1UR) or a Toby Carvery is on the same road a bit further on at the traffic lights (ST7 1LW) Then put Old Whieldon Road back in your sat nav when you've finished and you just double back on yourself and you'll be there in no time,But leave plenty of time to get a parking space.

Unfortunately,the Mrs and I booked to go away on Sunday, She wanted to go on Saturday but I put my clubfoot down and said no no no Orccilla,we play the Royal Arsenal on the Saturday so we'll go to Jurassic park (its like centre parcs but centre parcs don't do a cannibal buffet....I always have a ball there)on the Sunday,she weren't happy...She stood there shaking her heads at me.....and what happens...Sky change it to Sunday...twats.....anyway,if you go,enjoy the day,I'll be watching from my holiday cave....ttfn.....almost forgot..... high six :shock:
nice one fella, enjoy your holiday.

I particularly enjoyed the clubfoot comment.

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Got to win game..We are getting this title on a plate and we still cannot take it. In five away games we have dropped seven points from winning positions while picking up five from fifteen. Hardly Champion's form. Think we will win this one though.

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xisstential wrote:No, no SteveO..... Wenger is even more scared of the knuckledraggers sitting behind him than our players are on the field. That bony arse and scowling face is gonna be fucking nailed to the bench.
So true. I remember that wanker Lineker taking the piss out of TOF for his arm flapping; almost as funny as it was cringeworthy. Plus the Stoke fans ripping the piss out of him throughout the game. He'll be hiding from the Stoke fans, I'm sure.

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I wonder how this will go after lastnights arse collapse at anfield :oops: Their manager does tactics...our manager is a bumhole....we will no doubt get bumholed :( oh and the game will be a pile of shite :barscarf:

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Sean wrote:
xisstential wrote:No, no SteveO..... Wenger is even more scared of the knuckledraggers sitting behind him than our players are on the field. That bony arse and scowling face is gonna be fucking nailed to the bench.
So true. I remember that wanker Lineker taking the piss out of TOF for his arm flapping; almost as funny as it was cringeworthy. Plus the Stoke fans ripping the piss out of him throughout the game. He'll be hiding from the Stoke fans, I'm sure.
I remember that. That prick Lineker, just needs a pair of clown shoes to go with those ears. Wenger said once after another torrid afternoon at that shithole "their fans have a relationship with me, I don't have one with them." He's shit scared of them. Can you blame him???

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xisstential wrote:
Sean wrote:
xisstential wrote:No, no SteveO..... Wenger is even more scared of the knuckledraggers sitting behind him than our players are on the field. That bony arse and scowling face is gonna be fucking nailed to the bench.
So true. I remember that wanker Lineker taking the piss out of TOF for his arm flapping; almost as funny as it was cringeworthy. Plus the Stoke fans ripping the piss out of him throughout the game. He'll be hiding from the Stoke fans, I'm sure.
I remember that. That prick Lineker, just needs a pair of clown shoes to go with those ears. Wenger said once after another torrid afternoon at that shithole "their fans have a relationship with me, I don't have one with them." He's shit scared of them. Can you blame him???

FANS????? that scum of the earth that clapped Shawcross for breaking Ramseys leg......all inbred morons, with one brain cell between them

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Hahahah...Mr.Granadajoe......There'll be no TWOC'ing going on at all as I'm away at Jurassic Parc and The Witheredhand Orca Carwash will definitely not be open for business....Enjoy your day guys, its nice to see some old user names and new ones too....But where's Mr.Hash.....I miss him . :-P

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Bradywasking wrote:Got to win game..We are getting this title on a plate and we still cannot take it. In five away games we have dropped seven points from winning positions while picking up five from fifteen. Hardly Champion's form. Think we will win this one though.
A draw at Liverpool is not a bad result, even if we did chuck it a way at the death. However, as you say, we have to win this game if we want to win titles. 4 points from 6 is ok, 2 from 6 is not.
We still have some very tough aways to come after this, City, Everton, Spurs, United, West Ham. Looking at that list, we really have to up the game............................ :rubchin: :roll:

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Theoperator wrote:Funnily enough I feel we may pinch it 0-1 here, the old thugs are gone or less mobile that they were (not saying much) and the attack is good but our great solid defence will see to them. I am sure that the lads will be studying how to nullify onearmyoutich (A real Stoke name) for the rest of the week.


I agree with this - we may not be great, and we may have a manager that is totally clueless about tactics, but I do think that the media *****-a-thon over stoke's performances is a bit ott and they are more fragile than people think. As an Irishman I would have to say that glenn Whelan is, without a shadow of doubt, the worst midfielder ever to come from this fair land (actually Darren Gibson is up there with him) - his array of sidewards passing would put butch Wilkins to shame, but he is a dirty c.unt every time he plays for them and he seems to get away with it too :roll:
The only player for them that concerns me (and I hate admitting it) is shawcross - he is a shit footballer for sure, but he is the last of the real dirty pubis team (not sure about the right back actually) and if he starts turning this into a physical war and their crowd get behind them, then we will be f.ucked for sure :cry:

Could be wrong of course, but I think that we will nick this 0-1 :barscarf:

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scfc64 wrote:Hahahah...Mr.Granadajoe......There'll be no TWOC'ing going on at all as I'm away at Jurassic Parc and The Witheredhand Orca Carwash will definitely not be open for business....Enjoy your day guys, its nice to see some old user names and new ones too....But where's Mr.Hash.....I miss him . :-P
:lol:

Mr Hash I think wandered off and had a sex change and is now known as Ms Gash. I think. :rubchin:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
scfc64 wrote:Hahahah...Mr.Granadajoe......There'll be no TWOC'ing going on at all as I'm away at Jurassic Parc and The Witheredhand Orca Carwash will definitely not be open for business....Enjoy your day guys, its nice to see some old user names and new ones too....But where's Mr.Hash.....I miss him . :-P
:lol:

Mr Hash I think wandered off and had a sex change and is now known as Ms Gash. I think. :rubchin:

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:lol: :lol:

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