Premier League Doping Scandal

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LeftfootlegendGooner
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Re: Premier League Doping Scandal

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Rumour has it DB10 and Spuddy were on growth hormones :shock:

Dammit I've said too much, feel free to edit the names here chippy if you feel there is little evidence to substantiate this claim 8)
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You midgets and your sense of humour! :barscarf:
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GoonerMuzz
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Re: Premier League Doping Scandal

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I have to ask, which of you is the shortest out of our multitude of alleged dwarves here? :wink:

Footballers doping shocker, only shock here is it has never been said so blatantly before :barscarf:

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Re: Premier League Doping Scandal

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On a serious note there must be doping of some sort in football. At the highest level with the finest margins and so much at stake there will always be those who will happily cheat if they think it will give them the edge.

And the reality is that anti-doping agencies are by nature always going to be one step behind. They have to wait for cheats to invent new methods before they figure out how to catch them and prevent it.

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northbank123 wrote:On a serious note there must be doping of some sort in football. At the highest level with the finest margins and so much at stake there will always be those who will happily cheat if they think it will give them the edge.

And the reality is that anti-doping agencies are by nature always going to be one step behind. They have to wait for cheats to invent new methods before they figure out how to catch them and prevent it.
Was there not some mild controversy over Wenger’s use of Creatine and vitamin injections early in his reign with us?

All you need to do is look at the hundreds of doped up athletes (and companies Like BALCO, which hid in plain sight), to reasonably assume that loads of players will be off their mash on ecstasy pipes.

Whether there really is the will to find out is another matter.

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Re: Premier League Doping Scandal

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GoonerMuzz wrote:I have to ask, which of you is the shortest out of our multitude of alleged dwarves here? :wink:
I'd say Spuddy.

:rubchin:

Or Fwank.

Or Lefty.

Or OneBard.


:D :wink:

TBH there were a couple of lads on here that were proper Ewoks. Simon (whose username I can't remember - he was a mate of GayJay's), was tiny but a nice lad - went to an NLD with him. And MM99 who played in one of the Mackem fans' games was like a 10 year old! And not just short but really thin as well. :shock:

Also REB is borderline dwarf. As is augie. :D :wink:

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Re: Premier League Doping Scandal

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We've got 11 dopes in the team , and 5 on the bench ,but they are just natural ones !

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