The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

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Kvltman wrote:Has anyone become interested in other sports as a result of their apathy for what used to be the Arsenal? In the last couple of years I have become an avid follower of the NFL (Seahawks!) and only this summer I have started following MLB. I never thought years ago these sports would be remotely interesting and I appreciate they are not everyone's cup of tea, but such was/is my disappointment in he way the club is run now I invest myself in other things.

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foxinthebox2001 wrote:Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply
Perhaps you could sell it on to Barcelona for half its market value and let them pay you over 37 years for the privilege

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foxinthebox2001 wrote:Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply
Maybe you could sell it to a Liverpool fan for roughly half it's value and then tell them on the phone that it's a "better ticket than you think".

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I will be playing cricket Saturday's (until end of September) and fishing or golf on Sunday's :wink:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:I will be playing cricket Saturday's (until end of September) and felching or golf on Sunday's :wink:
Yes. Yes, you will. Dirty little Ewok. Dirty. :x


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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:I will be playing cricket Saturday's (until end of September) and felching or golf on Sunday's :wink:
Yes. Yes, you will. Dirty little Ewok. Dirty. :x


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:shock:
:lol:
If I'm an ewok you must be my little minion ewok :wink: so go get me a cup of tea 8)

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:I will be playing cricket Saturday's (until end of September) and felching or golf on Sunday's :wink:
Yes. Yes, you will. Dirty little Ewok. Dirty. :x


:-P :wink:
:shock:
:lol:
If I'm an ewok you must be my little minion ewok :wink: so go get me a cup of tea 8)
:rubchin:

Didn't get a word of that. Take your dwarf uncle's balls out of your mouth. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:I will be playing cricket Saturday's (until end of September) and felching or golf on Sunday's :wink:
Yes. Yes, you will. Dirty little Ewok. Dirty. :x


:-P :wink:
:shock:
:lol:
If I'm an ewok you must be my little minion ewok :wink: so go get me a cup of tea 8)
:rubchin:

Didn't get a word of that. Take your dwarf uncle's balls out of your mouth. :lol: :wink:
My uncle died 3 months ago :cry:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:I will be playing cricket Saturday's (until end of September) and felching or golf on Sunday's :wink:
Yes. Yes, you will. Dirty little Ewok. Dirty. :x


:-P :wink:
:shock:
:lol:
If I'm an ewok you must be my little minion ewok :wink: so go get me a cup of tea 8)
:rubchin:

Didn't get a word of that. Take your dwarf uncle's balls out of your mouth. :lol: :wink:
My uncle died 3 months ago :cry:
Sincere apolgies and condolences. No offence meant, mate. :(






Can you provide a living relative that I may insult you through? :rubchin:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Yes. Yes, you will. Dirty little Ewok. Dirty. :x


:-P :wink:
:shock:
:lol:
If I'm an ewok you must be my little minion ewok :wink: so go get me a cup of tea 8)
:rubchin:

Didn't get a word of that. Take your dwarf uncle's balls out of your mouth. :lol: :wink:
My uncle died 3 months ago :cry:
Sincere apolgies and condolences. No offence meant, mate. :(






Can you provide a living relative that I may insult you through? :rubchin:

:shock: :wink: :wink:
Yes, my uncle, hold on, what uncle, I've never had an uncle :lol:

Edit. But thanks for the condolences all the same 8)

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
:shock:
:lol:
If I'm an ewok you must be my little minion ewok :wink: so go get me a cup of tea 8)
:rubchin:

Didn't get a word of that. Take your dwarf uncle's balls out of your mouth. :lol: :wink:
My uncle died 3 months ago :cry:
Sincere apolgies and condolences. No offence meant, mate. :(






Can you provide a living relative that I may insult you through? :rubchin:

:shock: :wink: :wink:
Yes, my uncle, hold on, what uncle, I've never had an uncle :lol:

Edit. But thanks for the condolences all the same 8)
:lol: Had a feeling you were pulling one there... :mrgreen:

But, yes you did have an uncle. Remember the scout master you told me about? The one that made you call him "Uncle" whilst he pounded you from behind? :wink:

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foxinthebox2001 wrote:Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply
There is a club level seat available right now, only about 20 seats from where Ivan sits, at £291.00.... yep, just settle your eyes on that figure for a moment..... to watch us play Liverpool
Okay, you get a half time pint and a programme and the opportunity to buy some over priced burger and chips for that, but in what universe is £291.00 an acceptable price to pay to watch a game of football?
I predict we could be only 13 months away from breaking the £300.00 barrier to watch a premier league game.

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Excellent banter regarding low-ball/+£1 bids, signing and selling youth 'prospects' who never play and being mugged off by Barcelona :barscarf: :lol:

I am not looking forward to the Victims game at all. Although, I think it may be easier to not watch any more, once the second goal goes in and our pre-arranged like-for-like substitutions take place, as I'll know we'll never trouble the opposition goalkeeper. I could save 20 minutes per game, which comes to about 16.66 hours per season (20 mins x 50 games (approx) = 1000 mins / 60). Not bad :mrgreen:

I can watch grass grow or paint dry instead :suicide:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
:rubchin:

Didn't get a word of that. Take your dwarf uncle's balls out of your mouth. :lol: :wink:
My uncle died 3 months ago :cry:
Sincere apolgies and condolences. No offence meant, mate. :(






Can you provide a living relative that I may insult you through? :rubchin:

:shock: :wink: :wink:
Yes, my uncle, hold on, what uncle, I've never had an uncle :lol:

Edit. But thanks for the condolences all the same 8)
:lol: Had a feeling you were pulling one there... :mrgreen:

But, yes you did have an uncle. Remember the scout master you told me about? The one that made you call him "Uncle" whilst he pounded you from behind? :wink:
Obviously whilst he was being banged from behind.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
My uncle died 3 months ago :cry:
Sincere apolgies and condolences. No offence meant, mate. :(






Can you provide a living relative that I may insult you through? :rubchin:

:shock: :wink: :wink:
Yes, my uncle, hold on, what uncle, I've never had an uncle :lol:

Edit. But thanks for the condolences all the same 8)
:lol: Had a feeling you were pulling one there... :mrgreen:

But, yes you did have an uncle. Remember the scout master you told me about? The one that made you call him "Uncle" whilst he pounded you from behind? :wink:
Obviously whilst he was being banged from behind.
:shock:

I knew it was only a matter of time before the other half of the "Hinge and Bracket" transgender clique tried to tag-team me :shock: :roll: :lol:

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