As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final matchday experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
After the game's finished, could you then queue for an hour to get out of the living room?
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
After the game's finished, could you then queue for an hour to get out of the living room?
No queuing for the toilets in my pad I have two!
The ultimate Platinum Level experience, wonder how many tickets I would sell with a few topless fillies serving cold beer during the game, you can see their pictures on Onebards porn site.....
Leyton Gooner wrote:Not going and probably won't even be watching, but I do know that the fraudulent old *word censored* will be sitting on his arse doing fuck all while the Chavs rack up a record score, only getting up to flap his arms and berate the fourth official
This is hilarious. Pretending to not watch a CUP FINAL because you want a change in manager and want to impress strangers on an Internet forum. Behave.
Its going to a random ballot for the leftovers wont know untill Friday ,haven't got lucky in any ballot ever except for goods looks charm and a an anconda for a penis , so I'm not expecting much from this one !
Herd wrote:Its going to a random ballot for the leftovers wont know untill Friday ,haven't got lucky in any ballot ever except for goods looks charm and a an anconda for a penis , so I'm not expecting much from this one !
The remainders were pretty shit at the ballot box too....
Leyton Gooner wrote:Not going and probably won't even be watching, but I do know that the fraudulent old *word censored* will be sitting on his arse doing fuck all while the Chavs rack up a record score, only getting up to flap his arms and berate the fourth official
This is hilarious. Pretending to not watch a CUP FINAL because you want a change in manager and want to impress strangers on an Internet forum. Behave.
If it had been a normal kickoff time I would have gone, but i have tickets to see Shinedown and Iron Maiden that night so gave my ticket to my brother.
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
After the game's finished, could you then queue for an hour to get out of the living room?
Fuck that. Just leave the living room 10 minutes before the end.
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
After the game's finished, could you then queue for an hour to get out of the living room?
Fuck that. Just leave the living room 10 minutes before the end.
Time to order a Sainsbury delivery platters for me paying guests! Shhh don't tell the club coz they'll want 10%...
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
After the game's finished, could you then queue for an hour to get out of the living room?
Fuck that. Just leave the living room 10 minutes before the end.
Be mindful about slashing the seats as you might regret it later.
Allgunsblazin wrote:In other words, unless you are Platinum or Gold and an Away member with 3 down to 2 Away games you have no fucking chance of a ticket!....
Back in 79 I was cutting corners off of programmes and queued yes fucking queued for a ticket, come rain or shine..
Honestly now I know how support is so divisive, the haves and the have nots....
Not to worry, if you have to invest over 2 and 3 grand or whatever it is now for a Cup Final ticket then I shall sit comfortably with my tinnies and scotch eggs sausage rolls and enjoy!.....
I am also one of the peasants mate,(a lowly Silver Member)so,I too will watch it with a couple of mates,a fridge full of cold ones,and some takeaway.
I might try and make my cup final experience a bit more realistic by burning a fiver every time I have a beer,and get one of my mates to sit next to me with half a dozen bags full of club shop tat,while sporting a hipster beard and a flat cap,whilst recording the game on an I-Pad.
After the game's finished, could you then queue for an hour to get out of the living room?
Fuck that. Just leave the living room 10 minutes before the end.
Be mindful about slashing the seats as you might regret it later.
That's a no-go on wrecking the bogs as well I suppose...
