It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
The ticker did for my Dad, as well as his Dad; both at age 55. Granddad survived seven heart attacks until he finally succumbed, when my Dad was just 15. It's probably why he became an alcoholic. I had a heart palpitation the other night when trying to get to sleep. The fucker contracted for a few seconds. I just hope it's quick when it's my time.
i have had a valve problem since i was 18 , im now 49 and 3 years ago they decided an op was due so i was monitered since then and got a phone call telling me to come in and get it over , you should go and get it checked out sean.
cheers lads, on week two now so just doing nothing except the odd small walk, still in pain but its not so bad. no porn yet and bored of shite tv
You ain't missing much on 1bards site, still an unopened box of man size to go b4 the weekly shop tomorrow....
Now that's a Challenge - If I put up some porn on here for REB and he has a 'turn' I get blamed...
So let's try this one
Talcum powder in the hairdryer!
That's not Talcum powder!!!!
No, I know mate, I was trying to keep it 'clean' (ish) didn't want to cause Reb any probs - But of course my ruse failed it is in fact dandruff of her mother's hairy minge.
Fucking hell, that scar 
