Mickeys Home 03/11/18 5.30pm

[Midz]

Bin dippery, bin dippery, bin dip you do.
You hit your women, you rob and sniff glue.

[DB10GOONER]

Conventional wisdom suggests that we should clatter salah in the first ten minutes and put him out of the game, but I would much rather it happens to van dijk - I honestly believe that their defence would be as shit as ours without him, so we would have a chance then

I'd clatter both of them.

With your injury record you would probably be out of action for 6 months afterwards

Hopefully you haven't put the fucking mockers on me augie!!

I've had a couple of good seasons totally injury free. But then I'm not as "committed" on the pitch as I used to be.

Age makes you wiser.

"And gayer" as my mate Paulo is fond of saying to anyone that doesn't put their head in where the boots are flying.

[goonersid]

Conventional wisdom suggests that we should clatter salah in the first ten minutes and put him out of the game, but I would much rather it happens to van dijk - I honestly believe that their defence would be as shit as ours without him, so we would have a chance then

I'd clatter both of them.

With your injury record you would probably be out of action for 6 months afterwards

Hopefully you haven't put the fucking mockers on me augie!!

I've had a couple of good seasons totally injury free. But then I'm not as "committed" on the pitch as I used to be.

Age makes you wiser.

"And gayer" as my mate Paulo is fond of saying to anyone that doesn't put their head in where the boots are flying.

Is your head not unavoidably always “in where the boots are flying “ due to your dwarfism?

[northbank123]

Guendouzi sent off, presumably out of STurday?

Think their front three would have had some joy pressing him hard, but better than seeing Xhaka ambling about in there.

[mcdowell42]

Change to the FA's disciplinary rules means Guendouzi should miss the next EFL Cup match - not Liverpool - if Arsenal get that far and the FA don't specify otherwise.

Total confusion

[1989]

mickey's mum will be pleased

as for the game, this is one of those fixtures where you just know they'll be out the blocks and knocking the ball with full confidence right from the off, a couple of solid challenges on their flair players would be welcome. tough but fair, not dangerous or cynical.

ok, maybe few flying challenges

Sokratis and Torreira with some meaty reducers early on.

[DB10GOONER]

Conventional wisdom suggests that we should clatter salah in the first ten minutes and put him out of the game, but I would much rather it happens to van dijk - I honestly believe that their defence would be as shit as ours without him, so we would have a chance then

I'd clatter both of them.

With your injury record you would probably be out of action for 6 months afterwards

Hopefully you haven't put the fucking mockers on me augie!!

I've had a couple of good seasons totally injury free. But then I'm not as "committed" on the pitch as I used to be.

Age makes you wiser.

"And gayer" as my mate Paulo is fond of saying to anyone that doesn't put their head in where the boots are flying.

Is your head not unavoidably always “in where the boots are flying “ due to your dwarfism?

Sorry didn't catch a word of that. All I could make out was "narny narny narny situation".

You north west British are a funny lot.

[augie]

Change to the FA's disciplinary rules means Guendouzi should miss the next EFL Cup match - not Liverpool - if Arsenal get that far and the FA don't specify otherwise.

Total confusion

One of the papers today is saying that he will now miss the victims game - as you say, it's total confusion cos no c.unt seems to know the rules I would have thought that football league bans only apply to football league games not premier league games, but nowadays common sense isnt that common

[falkirk goon]

They aren't shite...we've been picking up results even when we've played shite....game will probably be a pile of shite.....

[DB10GOONER]

They aren't shite...we've been picking up results even when we've played shite....game will probably be a pile of shite.....

[DB10GOONER]

Ok. Weird dream last night. I dreamt we won this 3-0.

Gets weirder. The missus had a dream the night before that we won this one too.

Weirder still. She also had a dream that I got the tottnumb manager's job.

And my whole family disowned me. Harsh. But fair.

Any balls. Superstitious crunt that I sometimes am I'm whacking a tenner on the 3-0.

[DB10GOONER]

Anyone come across anything definitive about the Guendouzi situation? I'm still reading he will be / he won't be suspended for the victims game. Fucking chaos.

[Henry Norris 1913]

mickey's mum will be pleased

as for the game, this is one of those fixtures where you just know they'll be out the blocks and knocking the ball with full confidence right from the off, a couple of solid challenges on their flair players would be welcome. tough but fair, not dangerous or cynical.

ok, maybe few flying challenges

Sokratis and Torreira with some meaty reducers early on.

lichsteiner with some shithousery wouldn't go amiss either

[Gunner Rob]

Anyone come across anything definitive about the Guendouzi situation? I'm still reading he will be / he won't be suspended for the victims game. Fucking chaos.

Guendozi is suspended
Big loss

[Midz]

for a red from 2 yellows he just gets a 1 match ban innit?