Team Crunt XI

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Post by southampton gooner »

There is no getting away from it..................................................we are a bunch of angry crunts ain't we :D

GK-Schmeichel. Just cos he saved DB10s pen in semi final

RB-Gary Neville Gobby mouth on a stick total crunt
LB-Cashley Hole "how much"
DC-John Terry 2nd Ref but it's ok I'm England captain
DC-Ruddock. Piss head wanker

MR-Cristiano Ronaldo Great player but gives football a bad name
ML-Jennas Came over to us when spuds scored in semi giving it the big cant hear you.
MC-Robbie Savage
MC-Roy Keane. Savage wanker

CF-Teddy Sheringham
CF-Ruud Van Nistelrooy I have never hated anyone on this planet as much as I hated this twat. Scum of the earth.

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Post by QuartzGooner »

PETER SCHMEICHEL


GARY NEVILLE - ANDY TODD - JOHN TERRY - RON HARRIS

LEE BOWYER - ROBBIE SAVAGE - TIM SHERWOOD - ALAN SMITH
(Leeds/Man
Utd)

VAN NISTELRUUY - DAVID BENTLEY

Managed by MOURINHO, coached by NEIL WARNOCK.

Chairman is KEN BATES, vice chairman is RUPERT LOWE.

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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

GK Schmiechel for the racist abuse of Ian Wright
RB Gay Neville hatchet man
LB Phil (up my brother) Neville see G Neville
CB M Taylor ended Eddies season
CB J Terry Racist thug!

RW Ronaldo what a winker
LW Pennant I know he is a RW but im playing him out of position due to him being a crunt
CM R Savage not a footballer!
CM LumpofLard what a rent boy
CF Kevin Davies see Savage
CF Wayne kerr Rooney how this guy dont get sent off every week is beyond me?

Subs Bentley Giggs Smith J Barton handball hyppia

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Post by exiled in notts »

GK: Peter Schmeichel – Racially abused Wrighty (allegedly). Anyway, played for the Plastic Mancs which is more than enough to hang, draw and quarter him in my book.

RB: Gary Neville – Dirty overrated gobshite.
CB: Rio Ferdinand – Amnesiac drug fiend.
CB: John Terry – Racist buffoon and master of the cynical foul.
LB: Cashley (who else?)

RM: Ronaldo – Cry baby cheat.
CM: Roy Keane – Clinically psychotic and walked out on his country because the bed linen at the training camp wasn’t soft enough.
CM: Graeme Souness – See first comment against Roy Keane.
LM: Dennis Wise – Nasty little Chav thug.

CF: Ruud Van Nistelrooy – Goal hanging tap-in merchant, coward, cheat and all-round worthless piece of excrement.
CF: Wayne Rooney – Fat, petulant and given to outbursts of violence. So ugly, he should apologise before entering a room.

Subs:

Graham Roberts (those of you of a certain age will need no explanation)
Terry Hurlock (ditto)
Teddy Sheringham
Paul Gascoigne
Gary Lineker – Can’t really compete with Mr Ed above in terms of outright cheating, but was the ultimate goalhanger. Still annoying me to this very day with his blatantly biased assessments on MOTD and those poxy crisp adverts. A face you’d never get tired of slapping.

Manager – Rab C Ferguson

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Manager - David Pleat
Assistant - Roy Keane

Paul Robinson

Ashley Cole
Rio Ferdinand
Danny Mills
Dennis Erwin

Christiano Ronanldo
Gus Poyet
Lee Bowyer
Joey Barton

Paolo Di Canio
Nicholas Anelka

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TheOne2Smooth wrote: CB M Taylor ended Eddies season
Sorry but I got to disagree. Although it was a horrible injury. He did NOT mean it!

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Post by 26may1989 »

Cesc is God wrote:
TheOne2Smooth wrote: CB M Taylor ended Eddies season
Sorry but I got to disagree. Although it was a horrible injury. He did NOT mean it!
He didn't mean to snap Eduardo's leg but he meant to take him out as a way of intimidating our skilful players early in the game. Taylor was either reckless about the consequences of going in hard or just didn't care.

Just because there are lots of other British and Irish players who would do the same thing, and lots of "honest ex-pros" and pundits who resent the change in the game Arsenal represent and who think defending Taylor is more important than defending the likes of Eduardo from such assaults does not mean that Taylor isn't responsible for ending Eduardo's injury (and perhaps even his career).

A1, 100%, primo, pure *word censored*.

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Post by dvbrisgooner1 »

Cesc is God wrote:
TheOne2Smooth wrote: CB M Taylor ended Eddies season
Sorry but I got to disagree. Although it was a horrible injury. He did NOT mean it!
He may not have meant to break his leg, but he certainly meant to cause him some pain early in the match. That makes him a thuggish *word censored* in my opinion.

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Post by Red Gunner »

Good thread but I don't particularly have players that I hate a lot. Surprised that nobody mentioned Eboue, he plays for us but we can sell him to Crunt FC :lol:
Cesc is God wrote:RK: He got away with ending Haalands career. He should of had his legs broken to even it up. He always kicked the shit out of us just because the Arsenal were too good for him. Doesn't deserve to live!
Cesc, how does Roy Keane qualify for your team, if you haven't called him a *word censored*?

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Post by Lethal »

cole

cole - cole - cole - cole

cole - cole -cole - cole

cole - cole





i just hate that *word censored* so much i swear if i ever saw him in the street i would kick the living shit out of him

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Post by Bergkamp95 »

Paul Robinson
Gary Neville
Ashley Cole
Rob Savage
Rio Ferdinand
Anton Ferdinand
Jermaine Jeans
Fat Frank
Nicholas Anelka
Didier Drogba
Cristiano Ronaldo

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