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Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:04 pm**

Spats Spice

Spats Sussex

Spats was my black cat, with white paws. Reminded me of the old gangster movies, when Al Capone and co wore spats on their shoes.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:14 pm**

Captain Ringcroft, This name would make any girl weak at the knees

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:28 pm**

corkbarry wrote:Captain Ringcroft, This name would make any girl weak at the knees

you have a pet called Captain?

Mine's Rizla Lake

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:44 pm**

Surely there must be somebody out there whose mum's maiden name was Hunt, and who owns a dog called Mike?

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:49 pm**

jasper mannion

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:25 pm**

Charlie! Charlie! wrote:
Wayno wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:An idea hit me while reading the fantasy league thread. After I hit the fucker back I decided to post this.

SCREAM AIM FIRE wrote:Team: DEATH MAGNETIC
Van dum sar
Evra Edgar Ferdinand Anderson
Bently Fabregas Barry Ronaldo
Theo RVP
You have come up with two top notch Porno names there mate!!

Bentley Fabregas!! Latino porno actor. And Barry Ronaldo!! Porn star from Hull!!

Y'know the game where you come up with your ideal porno name? You use your pets name and your mother's maiden name. We haven't done it here yet so I'll go first;
I am now called; Rambo McBride!

Fucking. Quality.
Are you sure that your not a Nigerian con man trying to get hold of enough personal details in order to steal our identities

I wish someone would steal mine and spend less than me.

Haha!! That's genius!

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:26 pm**

Wayno wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:An idea hit me while reading the fantasy league thread. After I hit the fucker back I decided to post this.

SCREAM AIM FIRE wrote:Team: DEATH MAGNETIC
Van dum sar
Evra Edgar Ferdinand Anderson
Bently Fabregas Barry Ronaldo
Theo RVP
You have come up with two top notch Porno names there mate!!

Bentley Fabregas!! Latino porno actor. And Barry Ronaldo!! Porn star from Hull!!

Y'know the game where you come up with your ideal porno name? You use your pets name and your mother's maiden name. We haven't done it here yet so I'll go first;
I am now called; Rambo McBride!

Fucking. Quality.
Are you sure that your not a Nigerian con man trying to get hold of enough personal details in order to steal our identities

Fucking Wayno sussed me out!!

I'm really Mgumbo O'Malley!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:36 pm**

on the security front, how is a scammer going to find out the real name of the forum posters?

unless one of the regulars is a scammer putting in a lot of time establishing his/her credentials to gain personal info.

having said that, my real name is not exactly hard to deduce, so i'll have to absent myself from this potential porn star future

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:40 pm**

Mine is: Fuck me ole boots Whitstable

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:51 pm**

Pip Mckinley

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:37 am**

Rusty Rayfield

Can imagine an old pornstar with that name

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:36 am**

dorset_gooner wrote:Mine is: Fuck me ole boots Whitstable

Wouldn't be watching any of his movies anytime soon! :mrgnu:

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:02 pm**

Chippy wrote:
Charlie! Charlie! wrote:Cindy George.

Or

Ben Doon & Phil McAvity.
So if you took your mum's name you'd be Charlie George, have I missed something here?

Only if my real name was Charlie?

Are you really called Chippy?

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:20 pm**

No but it seemed a remarkable coincidence.

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:30 pm**

Digger Kelly

or

Digger Corringham

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What's your porn star name?

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