Player chants/songs

[Galasso]

[quote="dbrien"]Sorry Gallasso that entire post wasnt a dig at you, i got sidetracked off the original point.[/quote]


dbrien

No problem, just reminded me what I posted! I would probably sing it too.

As long was we never hear music after a goal - that would be it.

I was at the Dell the first game after the Grobelaar affair and tried, with a mate of mine, to get this going, to the tune of "Give peace a chance"

[b]'all we are saying, is give us a goal'[/b]

Didn't work though!

[mcmark27]

diaby
he knocked john terry out! (repeat)
he knocked john terry out!

chelseaa whoever you may be
your left back has got HIV
and you get a mobile phone
you shove it up his ass.......

god save our gracsious king
god live our noble king
god save HENRYY
dddd
send him victorious
happy and hlorious... and so on

have you ever seen tottenham win a cup,
have you ever seen tottenham win a cup,
have you ever seen tottenham,
ever seen tottenham,
ever seen tottenham win a CUP!
singing e i ippi ippi i, singing e i ippi ippi i, singing e i ippi, e i ippi, e i ippi ippi i!!!

if you love arsenal clap ur hands,
if you love arsenal clap ur hands,
if you love arsenal,
love arsenal,
love arsenal clap ur hands!!!!
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)
if you love arsenal stamp ur feet,............................and so on

[Matt_the_gooner]

if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over tott***am to morrow
and shit on the bastards below (below)

Chorus
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below (below)
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below

sung to the tune of "bring back my bonnie to me"

[Ben-gooner14]

Not sure if you have heard this one before.

A little bit of Walcott in our lives
A little bit of Eboue down the sides
A little bit of Gilberto is what we need
A little bit of Henry with his speed
A little bit of Toure in defence
A little bit of rosicky he's immense
A little bit of singing from the fans
A little bit of Fabregas he's your man

[Ben-gooner14]

Hi if you havn't heard the website footballchants.org try it out it has 385 arsenal chants.

There's only one Martin Jol,
Only one Martin Jol,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Jol is a fucking peadophile.

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

For Kolo (whatever happened to the Kolo Toure Flintstones song (... "Kolo, Kolo Toure, he comes from the coast of Ivory")?:

To the tune of My Way by Sinatra (starting from "Regrets, I've had a few...")

He comes, from Cote D'Ivoire (think its pronounced "Div-Wa")
He plays for Ar-, se-nal the Gooners
So fuck, your John Terry's
And Rio's too, they are all losers

He's made, Rooney look shit
And Drogba too, and Ruud Van Horseface
Kolo the King, to you we sing
We love you Tourrr-e

And for a true Arsenal cult legend (a bit late i know), Monkey Man Martin Keown:

To the tune of Children of the Revolution by T-Rex

Martin Keee-own, he never heard of evolution
Martin Keee-own, he never heard of evolution


PS - the Eboue song based on Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs is a classic! Definately needs to be brought back next season.

[I Hate Hleb]

IT'S UP 4 GRABS NOW,

WITH REFERENCE TO MY COMMENT ABOUT YOUR ANTHEM SUGGESTION ON THE FURTHER DISCUSSION FORUM. AND WITH REGARDS TO YOUR SUGGESTIONS ON THIS ONE..

AS THEY SAY ON THAT ADVERT FOR DIRECT LINE CAR INSURANCE:
"NOW THAT'S BETTER!!"

QUALITY WORK!! ESPECIALLY THE MARTIN KEOWN SONG

[mrmage]

think the Djourou, Van P, Toure & Theo songs are quality!

As Roger Daltry is a Gooner;

WHO-OOOOOO ARE YOU?!
WE 'RE - THE - ARSE-NAL!!!

or THIS IS ARSE-NAL!

simple enough for even a non English speaker to come in on the word Arsenal surely! What do you reckon? Custom designed or what?! Reckon Rog would be chirping!

Would the club publish these in the programmes? Think it should be done or suggested at least for the atmos..

And much to the obvious delight of the Gallaghers;Wonderwall, but need some help here. Can imagine Liam spitting his dummy if he could hear it on MOTD - save it for when we play Bangkok (Thai City?!)

Because maybe, your gonna be the one that saves me, (pity we sold Owusu Abeyie)
And after all, we're the ARS-EN-ALLLL...

[Eboue Can't Defend]

... And much to the obvious delight of the Gallaghers;Wonderwall, but need some help here. Can imagine Liam spitting his dummy if he could hear it on MOTD - save it for when we play Bangkok (Thai City?!)

Because maybe, your gonna be the one that saves me, (pity we sold Owusu Abeyie)
And after all, we're the ARS-EN-ALLLL...

Like the Wonderwall suggestion a lot.

From what I can recall, I'm sure I've heard Noel Gallagher in an interview say that he likes the Gunners and often attends Arsenal matches because his son is a Gooner. I think he has a house somewhere in Islington and used to have a season ticket/box? at Highbury!!

[Eboue Can't Defend]

Just knocked off(?) a quick ditty based on the Wonderwall idea that is at least a little bit positive:

Today, is gonna be the day that we're gonna give it back to you,
Watch out, the Gooners are about, better worry Chelsea and Man U,
I don't believe that anybody, plays the way we do, like Arsenal

But maybe, the thought that we can win ain't crazy,
Coz after all, we're the Arsenal!

[Eboue Can't Defend]

And as an alternative/extra chorus:

Cesc baby, you could be the new Liam Brady
You can win it all, with the Arsenal

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

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Yeah definately liking the Cesc version of Wonderwall and think it could catch on if anybody from Red Action is reading this!

I did have a Cesc song as well based on the Knick-Knack Paddy-Wack song:

F-A-B, R-E-G, he's AS good as Platini*
He came to Arsenal on a free
Prince Fabregas of Highbury

Do-Re-Mi, F-A-B, He threw pizza at Fergie
He Hates Cashley so do we
Prince Fabregas of Highbury

* (although Platini might be better replaced with Liam Brady or Patrick V)

I think either/or could work for Fabregas but if i'm honest i think the Wonderwall idea might just be better

[azz91]

i got told it was pires who threw the food at old trafford, by one of the coaches

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Really? Oh well, guess that would put paid to that song then. In that case perhaps a new song for Bobby is in order - nothing wrong with still saluting legends after they stop playing for us:

Do-Re-Mi, Bobby P
He threw pizza at Fergie
He bought a flat at Highbury
Bobby Pires we love thee

Not sure the word "thee" should ever be in a football song but hey, i ran out of words to rhyme

[I Hate Hleb]

SURELY THE LAST LINE TO THAT SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN:

THEN TOLD HENRY HE SHOULD FLEE!!