Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:28 pm
Is she still in some foreign land being banged from here to wherever? 
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2020 10:12 am
Apparently she's stranded in Benidorm enjoying every sperm gargling moment
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:00 pm
Uh Oh! She's off again....
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pm
I always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim.
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pmI always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim.
Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you!
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:36 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pmI always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim.
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:02 pm
I’d use her shit for ToothpasteOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:35 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pmI always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim.
Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you!
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:23 pm
robbo10 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:02 pmI’d use her shit for ToothpasteOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:35 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pmI always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim.
Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you!
Fucking absolute mega-quality robbo mate.
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 7:53 pm
robbo10 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:02 pmI’d use her shit for ToothpasteOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:35 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pmI always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim.
Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you!
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 4:33 pm
I'd gargle her pi55 when she's got thrush 
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 5:56 pm
Gawd there are some seriously 'dodgy' peeps on here!
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 3:27 pm
Just read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 7:44 pm
Sid33 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 3:27 pmJust read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 10:49 pm
I don't know why, but I always picture SteveO looking like that. Exactly like that.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 7:44 pmSid33 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 3:27 pmJust read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 10:03 am
I thought that's who it was! ..... Wow! Funny That!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sun Feb 16, 2025 10:49 pmI don't know why, but I always picture SteveO looking like that. Exactly like that.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 7:44 pmSid33 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 3:27 pmJust read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!
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