Bendtner; The Leg-end

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But, and I dont mean to take the piss out of our mackem mate here, if bendtner aint playing for us next season then he will be playing for another champs league club.......like valencia :lol: :lol: I know we are shit and getting worse but I would like to think that there should be a big gap between a club like our's and a club like valencia so if that is the level of the worlds best striker ( :roll: ) then clearly he shouldnt be good enough for us :oops:

This was a long way around saying that I dont give a flying fcuk if the big danish *word censored* scores a hat-trick every week and shags bruce and his daughter every weekend as long as I never have to see him wearing an AFC shirt ever again cos he is shit shit shit :banghead:

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* Bendtner fact of the day*

Did you know that you only need to type the first 5 letters of Bendtner's first name before google has him as the first option. Chamakh needs the first 6, after 5 it thinks you're searching for maroush. Equally, a mere "bendt" is enough for it to suggest Bendtner, whereas if you put in "chama" it thinks you're probably searching for "chamak callo", which is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRyD9aBlXZs dreadful song by Akon.

I think this is the definitive proof we have been searching for that Bendtner is better than Chamakh.

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safcftm wrote:* Bendtner fact of the day*

Did you know that you only need to type the first 5 letters of Bendtner's first name before google has him as the first option. Chamakh needs the first 6, after 5 it thinks you're searching for maroush. Equally, a mere "bendt" is enough for it to suggest Bendtner, whereas if you put in "chama" it thinks you're probably searching for "chamak callo", which is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRyD9aBlXZs dreadful song by Akon.

I think this is the definitive proof we have been searching for that Bendtner is better than Chamakh.

I think you need to get out more :wink:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
safcftm wrote:* Bendtner fact of the day*

Did you know that you only need to type the first 5 letters of Bendtner's first name before google has him as the first option. Chamakh needs the first 6, after 5 it thinks you're searching for maroush. Equally, a mere "bendt" is enough for it to suggest Bendtner, whereas if you put in "chama" it thinks you're probably searching for "chamak callo", which is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRyD9aBlXZs dreadful song by Akon.

I think this is the definitive proof we have been searching for that Bendtner is better than Chamakh.

I think you need to get out more :wink:
:lol: just finishing off at work for the day, decided Bendtner was more interesting than working though!

Big Saturday for Bendy, gets to see how an utter, utter *word censored* gets "greeted" back to the stadium when Darren B£nt turns up. With any luck Bendtner will go through him harder than he goes through Bent's lass and leaves the *word censored* getting stretchered off whilst unconscious. Or just shows him up by having a first touch, an ability to lead an attack and more to his game than just goals, of which he also has plenty.

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I might actually do a new "Bendtner fact of the day" every day, would be a good addition to the thread and would help keep it even fresher than it already is :barscarf:

Its the thread that just keeps giving. I reckon he's here for about another 200 days, I reckon there'll be plenty of good facts to root up about him. When he comes back to lead the Arsenal attack next season, you'll be able to impress the lads by regaling stat after stat about Bendy and how high up he appears on google!

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Bender may have done something well, so but do most shit players at some point. I've seen Song make a tackle and pass to someone in a red shirt. I've seen Theo beat his man and fire in the perfect cross. FFS I've even seen Arshavin chasing back. But usually they are poor and so is Barry Bigbollocks. His first touch normally ends up behind the goal as do his shots. I don't know if you're just not used to decent strikers or if the frozen North numbs your faculties but he really, really is very average.

Having said that, if he plays in 30-odd games and continues to score the experience and can develop some confidence (rather than arrogance) he make be employable as a back-up striker.

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safcftm wrote:I might actually do a new "Bendtner fact of the day" every day, would be a good addition to the thread and would help keep it even fresher than it already is :barscarf:

Its the thread that just keeps giving. I reckon he's here for about another 200 days, I reckon there'll be plenty of good facts to root up about him. When he comes back to lead the Arsenal attack next season, you'll be able to impress the lads by regaling stat after stat about Bendy and how high up he appears on google!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bendtner fact of the day : His dad thinks he is the bollocks, but everyone else thinks he is just bollocks :shock:

you learn something new every day 8)

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safcftm wrote:* Bendtner fact of the day*

Did you know that you only need to type the first 5 letters of Bendtner's first name before google has him as the first option. Chamakh needs the first 6, after 5 it thinks you're searching for maroush. Equally, a mere "bendt" is enough for it to suggest Bendtner, whereas if you put in "chama" it thinks you're probably searching for "chamak callo", which is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRyD9aBlXZs dreadful song by Akon.

I think this is the definitive proof we have been searching for that Bendtner is better than Chamakh.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

That's brilliant!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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safcftm wrote:* Bendtner fact of the day*

Did you know that you only need to type the first 5 letters of Bendtner's first name before google has him as the first option. Chamakh needs the first 6, after 5 it thinks you're searching for maroush. Equally, a mere "bendt" is enough for it to suggest Bendtner, whereas if you put in "chama" it thinks you're probably searching for "chamak callo", which is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRyD9aBlXZs dreadful song by Akon.

I think this is the definitive proof we have been searching for that Bendtner is better than Chamakh.
If you type in the first two letters of "useless cuntfunnell" Bendtner pops up first too. America pops up second. :shock:


:-P :wink:

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Unfortunately Mr Mackem our fans are so embittered that they hate our players blindly .

Bendtner is a very good center forward in the Alan Smith type of way ,he can hold the ball up bring others into play do knockdowns will get into goal scoring positions and can score + 20 a season with most clubs in the top 7 in the UK.
Unfortunately wenger stylee does not fit in with his and therefore i hope we get good money for him when we sell him on.

I watched a rerun of the Sunderland game and he was mustard !

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How's he getting on with his driving?

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Bendy seems to be enjoying himself

http://www.journallive.co.uk/safc/safc- ... z1c6mBOPcm

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Tomorrow he destroys villa, and shows Darren Bent what a real all round striker looks like

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Finally Steve Bruce does something sensible- he has now stated that, if at all possible, he wants to sign bendtner. I think bendtner can do much better for himself if I'm honest, but if we could agree a 16-18m deal with arsenal, I'd like to think we could offer the lad good terms. Here's bruce's bit:
And Bruce feels Danish striker Nicklas Bendtner has shown during his loan move from Arsenal that he has the potential to fill Bent's boots.

The Sunderland boss said: 'If and when I do get my war chest, I will only be looking for one or two players again rather than five, six or seven.

'The first on my list would be Nicklas if that was possible. It is going to be difficult but we will try. We have not been quoted a fee. But given a war chest, he will be the first one, I will try to tie up.'

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