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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:26 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I no longer see my wife and children due to my gambling.
I won the jackpot and fucked off
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:28 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Last week I joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest...
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:31 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My friend who identifies as a fish has just committed suicide with a knife.
Gutted
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:32 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I've just been offered a job on minimum wage on a zero hour contract.
"Cool, " I said, "when don't I start? "
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:33 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I've just seen the latest photos of Daniella Westbrook with her new Boob Job and Blonde hairdo with the headline saying she looks... "just like Marilyn Monroe"
I think they forgot to add.."as she is now."
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:34 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Trump will soon have a suit to match his skin.
And an arsehole to match his mouth.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:35 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
India lands on moon
Luna Cornershop now open
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 6:44 pm
by Stuart L (2)
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:02 pm
We?d be speaking German if the Nazis used rubber dinghies.
Some good uns in there Lefty mate
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:52 am
by DB10GOONER
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:56 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:25 pm
I just got stopped at a Police checkpoint in Belfast.
I gave them their names and addresses and they said "on your way"
Some superb ones there Lefty, but that one had me literally laugh out loud.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:18 am
by OneBardGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 12:10 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:56 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:25 pm
I just got stopped at a Police checkpoint in Belfast.
I gave them their names and addresses and they said "on your way"
Some superb ones there Lefty, but that one had me literally laugh out loud.
Cheers mate, are they going on OUR whattsapp group, say hi to the guys for me
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 12:10 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Cheers mate
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 12:16 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 6:44 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:02 pm
We?d be speaking German if the Nazis used rubber dinghies.
Some good uns in there Lefty mate
Cheers Stu 2
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 3:24 pm
by Midz
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:05 pm
The Mrs and I were on holiday in Spain and after a few Vodkas and hours of persuasion she finally agreed to take it up the arse I was made up
There was no way I could get another 8 pouches of Golden Virginia in the suitcase
