The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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Re: Is it time for a Summer Transfer Window Thread Yet?

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Lock it down
Nobody will sign for the old fool
We are a standing joke now and no serious player
Will touch us until he's gone
The pigeons have come home to roost now
10 years of mismanagement led to this and nothing else

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Redarmy wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:Wouldn't surprise me if Wenger's taking a commission from all these new Leicester contracts!
2 LEICESTER players say no to the once mighty Arsenal


According to the Sun and Mirror, we just got turned down for Johny Evans.....thats it my depression has ended I'm laughing now.... :barscarf:
Please don't even joke about us trying to sign Johnny Fucking Evans. Please. :( :|

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rodders999 wrote:Mahrez signs a new 4 year deal at Leicester.

Wanka - not only does he make millionaires at Arsenal he's now doing it at Leicester.

LEGEND :barscarf:
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Redarmy wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:Wouldn't surprise me if Wenger's taking a commission from all these new Leicester contracts!
2 LEICESTER players say no to the once mighty Arsenal


According to the Sun and Mirror, we just got turned down for Johny Evans.....thats it my depression has ended I'm laughing now.... :barscarf:
I wonder if it is more the fact that these teams have a settled team and will have to go out and find a replacement for inflated prices, so will lose money to begin with as well as needing to blood someone in who won't be first choice. Not an easy task. More like impossible.

In addition, you have to deal with Mr. Cheapskate-dithering-failed economist-Accountant in Chief, Arsene Wenger, which probably isn't even worth bothering to start negotiating with.

'I will give you 2 million for Schwarzer' 'No' - three weeks later. 'I will give you 2 million for Schwarzer'.....

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I've got a bad, bad feeling....it's going to be Johny fucking Evans. :banghead:

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silus wrote:I've got a bad, bad feeling....it's going to be Johny fucking Evans. :banghead:
Yeah, me too! Signing Evans would be the ultimate joke on top of this never ending sick nightmare of a transfer window. Happy Days. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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silus wrote:I've got a bad, bad feeling....it's going to be Johny fucking Evans. :banghead:
Will you please stop mentioning Johnny Fucking Evans? PLEASE. :|

I'm fucking suicidal here! :( :cry: :cry: :suicide:






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DB10GOONER wrote:
silus wrote:I've got a bad, bad feeling....it's going to be Johny fucking Evans. :banghead:
Will you please stop mentioning Johnny Fucking Evans? PLEASE. :|

I'm fucking suicidal here! :( :cry: :cry: :suicide:






:D :wink:
Yeah, I'm with you DB, seriously guys, quit with this Johnny Evans shit. I really can't comprehend him even being linked with us let alone actually signing for us.
I'd have to take a sabbatical from football if it happens.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
silus wrote:I've got a bad, bad feeling....it's going to be Johny fucking Evans. :banghead:
Will you please stop mentioning Johnny Fucking Evans? PLEASE. :|

I'm fucking suicidal here! :( :cry: :cry: :suicide:


:D :wink:
Agreed..Please stop mentioning Johnny Evans..because if we are in for Johnny Evans - the selfsame retard of a player Johnny Evans...then that is woeful..I mean to even consider trying to sign Johnny Evans would be appalling and then if the cun.t Johnny Evans actually did sign you can imagine all the AKB retards actually nodding their approval at the signing of Johnny Evans and then worse still buying and wearing the new Arsenal kit with Johnny Evans emblazoned across the back...so please no more talk of Johnny Evans...in fact best not even mention the name Johnny Evans again or we may lose one of the Mods and all because of Johnny Evans.

Good so we are all agreed no more mention of Johnny Evans okay. :D :wink: :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
silus wrote:I've got a bad, bad feeling....it's going to be Johny fucking Evans. :banghead:
Will you please stop mentioning Johnny Fucking Evans? PLEASE. :|

I'm fucking suicidal here! :( :cry: :cry: :suicide:


:D :wink:
Agreed..Please stop mentioning Johnny Evans..because if we are in for Johnny Evans - the selfsame retard of a player Johnny Evans...then that is woeful..I mean to even consider trying to sign Johnny Evans would be appalling and then if the cun.t Johnny Evans actually did sign you can imagine all the AKB retards actually nodding their approval at the signing of Johnny Evans and then worse still buying and wearing the new Arsenal kit with Johnny Evans emblazoned across the back...so please no more talk of Johnny Evans...in fact best not even mention the name Johnny Evans again or we may lose one of the Mods and all because of Johnny Evans.

Good so we are all agreed no more mention of Johnny Evans okay. :D :wink: :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Cúnt. :D :wink:

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:lol:

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Conor McGregor says what every Arsenal fan is thinking when Wenger says he'll make signings :twisted: :twisted:

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i will say one thing about johnny evans and that is he is a better center half then mert or chambers, but we are not signing him so dont fret ffs.

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So according to dimwit in charge 99,5% of players who left Arsenal has asked to come back. Not only he has nearly signed every possible world class player in this planet and beyond but also this... top man and top manager, much better than we thought. :barscarf: :barscarf:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/arsene-we ... l-6075526/

btw, we are signing Johnny Evans... Johnny Fucking Evans. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
silus wrote:I've got a bad, bad feeling....it's going to be Johny fucking Evans. :banghead:
Will you please stop mentioning Johnny Fucking Evans? PLEASE. :|

I'm fucking suicidal here! :( :cry: :cry: :suicide:






:D :wink:

Johnny Evans, Johnny Evans, Johnny Evans :barscarf: :lol:

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