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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:51 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My wife is a Judge.
Well not professionally...
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A misjudged kiss on the lips by a middle aged man, rendered the Women's World Cup irrelevant.
As it should.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:58 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My doctor says I have the biggest inferiority complex he has ever seen.
Finally, I'm better at something than everyone else.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:16 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
There are many forms of mental health conditions
Anxiety
Depression
Schizophrenia
Bipolar
Getting Caught.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:17 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped.
I only had a nine iron, but I still got it over the shed.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:20 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Avoid dying on the ocean floor in a little sub by being poor.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:48 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Must be heartbreaking for Philip Schofield trying to get used to normal life, getting up, making breakfast, getting his boyfriend ready for school...
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:39 pm
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:48 pm
Must be heartbreaking for Philip Schofield trying to get used to normal life, getting up, making breakfast, getting his boyfriend ready for school...
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 5:02 pm
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:43 pm
Mason Greenwood leaves Manchester United by mutual consent.
He had to ask his lawyer what consent meant!
Nice One Lefty!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 5:04 pm
by OneBardGooner
ps: Thank-you for those Lefty... You is a fuckin' STAR!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:43 pm
by Midz
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:17 pm
The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped.
I only had a nine iron, but I still got it over the shed.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 11:48 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:53 pm
A misjudged kiss on the lips by a middle aged man, rendered the Women's World Cup irrelevant.
As it should.
Superb.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2023 1:58 pm
by Block93
I recently sold a few copies of 'Osteopath Monthly', as I had some back issues.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2023 9:47 pm
by DB10GOONER
Block93 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 1:58 pm
I recently sold a few copies of 'Osteopath Monthly', as I had some back issues.
My herniated disks, bulging disks, and stenosis all say yay!!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2023 11:34 am
by scotgooner
Some absolutely hilarious ones on the last few pages ... keep it up , always good for a laugh on here!