Redarmy wrote:
The club has sold its soul....and we will never get it back.....
Yes you're probably right mate. But its worth a try. I am just posting the following letter to the Church of Satan, marked for the attention of the man himself:
Dear Lucifer
You may recall that around a decade or so ago you did some business with a group of bankers, diamond dealers etc. You know the sort, in fact one of them has been a guest of yours for several years now.
The deal was they sold you the soul of a famous football club called Arsenal. The truth however, is that it wasn’t really theirs to sell.
In hindsight, it seems to have been a bit of a rash decision on their part, as things haven’t really worked out how they were meant to. Which is often the way when people choose to do business with you isn’t it, you crafty devil!
Anyway, perhaps I can appeal to your better side (if you have one) and ask if you can see your way to releasing the soul of this great club from the demonic death grip that you have permitted.
Why not do yourself a favour and stop being so bloody evil all the time? Its not healthy!
Kind regards
An Arsenal supporter