The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[REB]

i cant wait to lock this fucker down . depressing.

[Nos89]

AW is being reported today as saying that it is not money that is the problem, but identifying the right players!!!!!!!!

If only we had lots of highly paid scouts and a manager with 30+ years in football, we might know of some players who could improve our squad.

Alternatively we could invest 30 quid in FM 2016.

30quid? Are you insane. Inflated prices for an average game...what about the 600 employees?

[OneBardGooner]

AW is being reported today as saying that it is not money that is the problem, but identifying the right players!!!!!!!!

If only we had lots of highly paid scouts and a manager with 30+ years in football, we might know of some players who could improve our squad.

Alternatively we could invest 30 quid in FM 2016.

30quid? Are you insane. Inflated prices for an average game...what about the 600 employees?

Let them eat cake! (and handbrake fluid.)

[MrT]

Going into the 5th season with Giroud as the main striker.

[Henry Norris 1913]

Ashley Williams cost how much again?

We're trying to pay twice that for an unknown in this country. Fucking top scouting lads

[DB10GOONER]

Valencia: We want £28m
Arsenal: We will give you £23m
Valencia: £27m
Arsenal: £24m
Valencia: £26m
Arsenal: £25m
Valencia: Okay deal, £25m is acceptable to us.
Arsenal: £24.5m
Valencia: We just agreed on £25m
Arsenal: £24.75m
Valencia: Fuck off!!

[augie]

Going into the 5th season with Giroud as the main striker.

I'd rather play giroud at centre half than having johnny useless crunt evans playing there

[g60gooner]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... em-balague

Please say this is true

Mind you it just increases the chances of signing a certain cretin from West Brom

[DB10GOONER]

Going into the 5th season with Giroud as the main striker.

I'd rather play giroud at centre half than having johnny useless crunt evans playing there

I'd rather play NO ONE at centre half than having Jonny Fucking Evans playing there.

[SteveO 35]

Its the top story on Sky Sports and I'm loving it - Mustafi isn't coming

Can someone keep an eye on Augie for when Jonny Evans runs out with the captain's armband on next month when Koscielny gets injured

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

From that same article; "Valencia's position is such because they don't think they can find someone to replace him, given the proximity of transfer deadline day." This is just common sense that everyone else except for LeFuckwit knows.

We are signing Jonny Fucking Evans ladies.

[Henry Norris 1913]

You think pulis is stupid enough to sell to us this late if valencia aren't?

Nope, only one man I'm football complacent enough to try signing anyone after two premier league games. No-one is coming

[Midz]

Valencia: We want £28m
Arsenal: We will give you £23m
Valencia: £27m
Arsenal: £24m
Valencia: £26m
Arsenal: £25m
Valencia: Okay deal, £25m is acceptable to us.
Arsenal: £24.5m
Valencia: We just agreed on £25m
Arsenal: £24.75m
Valencia: Fuck off!!

[augie]

Its the top story on Sky Sports and I'm loving it - Mustafi isn't coming

Can someone keep an eye on Augie for when Jonny Evans runs out with the captain's armband on next month when Koscielny gets injured

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

You think pulis is stupid enough to sell to us this late if valencia aren't?[/color]

Nope, only one man I'm football complacent enough to try signing anyone after two premier league games. No-one is coming

No he isn't and he actually said last week I think that Evans isn't going anywhere.